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Both Sides of The Brain

by Del The Funky Homosapien

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if you must too ! Favorite track: Phoney Phranchise.
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Rob Porter Mandatory for your Hip-Hop collection. Del is one of my favorite Artists of all time. His style, flow, and vocabulary are unparalleled, and this album showcases all of his skills. Jaw Gymnastics, Press Rewind, and Phoney Phranchise are incredible and Proto Culture is unbelievable for those in love with classic video games. Stay on Your Toes is one of my all-time favorite tracks... A-plus is epic on it! Favorite track: Stay on Your Toes feat A Plus.
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jpvxex This is one of my favorite albums of all time from start to finish. Masterfully produced in a way that accentuates Del’s very unique voice and flows, there is not a dull moment on this album and it is filled with consistent energy and you can tell from his voice that Del is having tons of fun on this album. This album came out the same year as Deltron 3030, think about that for a second.

This album shows exactly why I consider Del to be the greatest ever. Favorite track: Catch All This.
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stormlandbrand Just an absolute joy to listen to, even in its darkest moments Favorite track: Proto Culture feat K.U..
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1.
Chorus Time is too expensive (Repeat 4x) Too expensive (Time is too expensive), (Time) Too expensive (Time is too expensive) (Time) (Time)Too expensive (Time is too expensive) You know what? (Time is too expensive) Time is of the essence (Time is too expensive) (Time) Too expensive , (Time) too expensive (Time) Too expensive (Time is too expensive), You know what? (Time is too expensive) Yo, Time is of the essence (Time is too expensive) (Time)Whacha say now?(Time) Whacha say, whacha say now?(Time) (Time) Whacha say, whacha say now?(Time) You know what? Time is of the essence My vast knowledge of rhyme is past college / Blast, demolish, polish off all enemies / I can't fall in this rap game / I got acrophobia / Plus half these rappers out here are fuckin dead like necrophilia / You know the thing, chocolate like Ovaltine / Comin down on the mic like eggs from ovaries / Monarchal metaphor, malevolent with settlements / Maniacal when Hiero flow, unstoppable and chock full / of funk the freak, so fuck the foreplay / Del has been ordained to terrorize your brain / The diagnosis, the show business bogus / My lyrics lash out, like I was throwin stones in a glass house / Rappers pass out, ass out / And anyone left on the scene who has doubts / Y'all fools ain't got no nuts I'm doin donuts / Slow up whoever show up, I'm too robust / So what? / I'm invincible invisible lyrics / Original origin unknown from here on in / Uncommon dominating hip hop / Permeating every portal with mortals / More flows Heaven scent, microphone etiquette / And lyrics up for your goblin and kill the novice / I write bad subjects like the Hobbit / And on to the next phase before you try to rob it / You know, D-E-L, yeah! Chorus Time is too expensive (Repeat 3x) It’s too expensive (Time is too expensive), (Time) It’soo expensive (Time is too expensive) (Time) (Time)Too expensive (Time is too expensive) You know what? (Time is too expensive) Time is of the essence (Time is too expensive) (Time)Whacha say now?(Time) Whacha say, whacha say now?(Time) (Time) Whacha say, whacha say now?(Time) You know what? Time is of the essence Supreme MC's reach out when I'm on top / Catch altitude sickness not to use fitness / In front of witnesses get with this fetch the funk / While I test the skunk, see I will caress the blunt / Come step through the flames of Hades or remain a lady / Rhymes infectious as rabies -- Deltron, hell on earth / Prevailing curtailing, you're shattered with data / Directed, my method, hectic, try and dissect it / Next shit, hydrauling we're calling you out / I rap with accuracy - I'm sick of fools actin like they blacker than me - y' know, usually bourgeoi' / We a new breed of MC remedy / For inner street jerks who wanna flirt with our sound / but ain't really down, silly clowns Barnum and Bailey rejects / Press eject on defects (yeah) / These threats delivered signed and sealed by the Delmeister / German for master, burnin the blasphemous / Whatever you ask of us gets fullfilled/ Non-linear, you couldn't find a flow friendlier / Or even similar with beats that knock / Those who cock block transport 'em to the chop shop / Operation X cause we often facin death / And fake ass players are lost and wastin breath Chorus Time is too expensive It’s too expensive (Time is too expensive), (Time) It’s too expensive (Time is too expensive) (Time)Too expensive (Time is too expensive) So expensive. Time is of the essence (Time is too expensive) Lyrical master, turnin mic sessions to disaster areas / I'll wax your derriere / Disable MC's with fatal degrees and flows / Flamboyant flamin fools like mesquite, let's eat / These barbeques are for you / Were are the few the proud the Hieroglyphics / Microphone moguls with code words and hand signals / For negroes, spanish for black / I'll vanish your raps, at the borderline / Where you can order rhymes / Never monochromatic, y'all know the habits of Del / Talented, creating lyrical Gallaghers / Highest caliber, hip hop puritan / Throw my voice like Surrican, or ventriloquists / Until it sit in your cerebrum, I need them / Through the medium of music, too sick The ratio is glacial, Gigantor / My flow is lighter fluid, you'll need a higher druid / Magicians and Mages, to curb my primal rages / My styles all over the place, disease contagious / And treacherous (what?) like Mussolini (uh-huh) / But cooler than Fonzarelli eating fussilli / With roots in hip-hop goin back to Whodini / Who see me, no eyes, your style is corny like bow ties / No fries, keep that shake for a keep sake / As well as patened Del hysteria / Malaria area, 88 bait for bitin MC's / They're bitin to see, see that's like a likin disease / My time is up, I take my mic and I leave Ha, Ha
2.
If You Must 03:45
It's important to practice good hygiene / At least if you wanna run with my team / I'm bout to get into some shit that I've seen / This fool's breath, I mean so bad it'll melt your ice cream / They say don't say nothing if you can't say nice things / Sittin too close to him it will like my eyes sting / I try to be subtle, hand him a stick of gum / I was a victim of breath on him / Running his yap about what sets he from / Gotta get some gum gotta get him some / He turned it down, his teeth was brown / Excruciating for him and it was a new sensation / I had to ask the dope to pass the soap / Cuz his toe had the sniff of crustaceans / Or bathrooms in a bus station / He had a can of Olde E and some raisins / Amazing, head to toe B.O. / He didn't know, used to the fragrance / Just as the days went without bathing / He felt manly and not like a maiden / He had one dread, and fungus / Said he worked on peoples' toilets with plungers / Girls not the guy you’d want to tongue ya / So guys take your cue from this number Chorus (Repeat 2x) You gotta wash your ass, if you must You gotta wash your hair, if you must You gotta brush your teeth, if you must Or else you'll be funkayyy Cuts Now at class you need total concentration / But there's kids in the back holdin conversations / Crackin on each other, and neither were poster boys / Both of em smell like the type that soap avoids / Coast and Joy, they leave their absence / One's fool's feet smelled like it struck some matchsticks / Brimstone, girls would never bring him home / I was laughin, then his friend raised his tone / And said, "Bud you rolled all over yourself" "yeaaa" / I know some people your ass should be submerged / Like you need to deal with water cuz you smell like a turd / Wanna cap get some courage, your feet smell lurid / Well look it up / And while you're at it, get a cup / And squeeze the sweat out your sweatshirt and drink it or gargle / You get our vote for most stinkiest / That nigga started thinkin of shit, said I was frail / I said he was stale / Underarms is ripe / Undergarments tight, about to leap out your holey sweats / And we holdin bets, and after this I'm gonna collect / Nigga check, yourself / Respect yourself / And wash your mothafuckin body 'fore your sweatshirt melt / Like radioactive, no lady find you attractive / The funk got you captive / You don't need a map bitch Cuts... Chorus (Repeat 2x) You gotta wash your ass, if you must You gotta wash your hair, if you must You gotta brush your teeth, if you must Or else you'll be funkayyyy Cuts until music fades...
3.
Check it out Uhhh / Del's back, go get ya life preserver / Aquaman with the flow you might get murdered / You get caught in the slipstream / When I was fifteen / I was ripping / You were shoplifting / My accent on rap is smashin' / Emcees be past tense / Didn't make the draft pick / Come get ya ass kicked / You awful / And slothful / I'm grease lightning / Hit cha with shit that's uncalled-for / Leave ya jaw broke / Tryna simulate / Gimme a break / You rhyme purely functional / Merely fills the gap / I'm a rhymin' mercenary / I'ma kill the track / My brainstorm cause a cloud burst / Bring forth a rhyme like childbirth / Style search / Tearin' out the whereabouts of lyrics / Somethin' you don't care about / I eviscerate your mental state / Into strips of steak / I'ma situate barbituates to get you baked / Your feminine image is far from intimidating / Cause my style you're imitating / That's as sin as Satan / Your corny insubordinate rhymes are like a porno flick / Prepare to / Edgar Allan and spread ya talent thin / You gotta problem with balancing / Ya equilibrium is givin' up / Ya symmetry is imagery / Your videos are pretty dope / Big budget / But my poetry you covet / Mega-destructive / You can't fuck with / I'm loony wit language / This artform is truly endangered / So I change it, never doing the same shit / I'll make a profit off of oxygen / Phenomenon wit no homonyms / Hit'em wit a sonic boom / Eradicate ya nom de plume / Procure of insert a word wit hypodermic earnest / And leave ya burnin' like a furnace / Poetry protagonist / Leave you havin' strict / Advocate of whatever I'm imagining / That's what's happening / Party-goers call me Yoda / I use my force with fortitude / Just sure to groove / And support my crew Hiero / Vital / Components in the lineage / Of Hip-Hop heritage / Where we go is limitless Chorus Let's follow along with the rhyme y'all I bet some of y'all get lost and can't find y'all Just on a mission to let you know that I'm raw The jaw gymnastics verbals for your minds y'all Casual I'm the difference between Hanna Barbara and Hanibal the Barbarian / The metal stiletto ghetto cesarean / Word carryin' clarion / My drum kicks got blood on a steel toe / Nasty like crud on a dildo / For real though / Bram bisque gets bust and break a baller for his billfold / Better beware boy before the shoddy make ya body prostrate / Huh / Before they dope make ya eyes dilate / My rhymes'll gyrate / Irate / Liquid spills covering nine states / Liftin' crime rates / Shiftin' earth plates / Casual amongst the ranks of greats / Bitch niggas get treated and took out like dates / They lightweights / Have dat ass beggin' for another day like Nate / Your hard / Boulevard facade'll get you scared / Get cha shit served preserved / Banned, canned and jarred / And labeled as a fable / Ya unstable / My methods on the mic make money under the table / Pay-Per-View, Digital-TV, or Cable / By cell phone, via satellite, or right at cha label / Hell, you can even send an email / I rip that ass in 500K detail / Use a seasheall / In an ocean of emotion Periless notions of my delicate delivery devotion Del The Funky Homsapien and Casual Minimal effort make are shit sound phat Delvon And Smash Boogie We gets down like that You know I grab the mic And hit cha tit for tat Delvon And Smash Boogie We gets down like that Chorus (Repeat 2x) Let's follow along with the rhyme y'all I bet some of y'all get lost and can't find y'all Just on a mission to let you know that I'm raw The jaw gymnastics verbals for your minds y'all
4.
Pet Peeves 07:10
Pet Peeves pt. 1...Fair Weather Associates Fair weather associates You better, watch how close they get It's the, fair weather associates You better, watch how close they get It's the, fair weather associates You better, watch how close they get It's the, fair weather associates You better, watch how close they get We all know FWA's, how they lay / cause they figure if you're bumpin the pays / In the long run, and it's all fun in their eyes / They must be on one how, they prepare lies / Get up close make you think, you the host of the ceremonies / Why you ain't peepin like a doggy mark his territory / They're never there for me when I need a little boost / Because of who you are, they can get a little juice / Then they like to seemingly leans up on your shoulders / Otherwise he's steppin on toes gettin over / Flappin his molars talkin 'bout he owe you and every time he smoke, he don't show you no love / And be the first fool with his lips on the blunt / If he persists to front / I'ma commenced to dump / Be careful when you make a little something that's yours / Cause a lot of these predators want yours to be theirs / Or at least own a share just by bein there / I be on some hermit skit, and fools think I'm square now / There's an interesting way to look at it / I look at them as bein fake, the way they took advantage / Speaking on the crooks of the planet, who claim they got game / Yeah you the game and they the hunter / Just one more Fair weather associates You better, watch how close they get It's the, fair weather associates You better, watch how close they get Pet Peeves p2...Shit Talkers Hey whassup man, this is D-E-L once again I'm here to tell you a little story about this motherfucker who keep runnin his big ass mouth You don't know me, motherfucker Shut your ass up, 'fore I slap the lips off your motherfuckin face Man, you got a big ass mouth! You know what? Fools is hella talkative / Saying how I walk and live / Always trying to start the kid / Wishin that we all can give / A small interview, just a subterfuge / Wanna hook up with you so they can say 'whatchu do' / Get your own life, live your own legacy / Why you wanna spread my rees, talking 'bout my girls pregnancy / Professor, I guess you never learned your lesson / When you saw me out drinkin at the bar / You said I was sexin this other ho / Chuck D, what a brother know about my beeswax / Runnin off with your feedback / Who I smoked weed with / Who I smoked crack with (false) / How I sexed every girl you know without no prophylactic / Fool, I'll be in the house and that's it / On the rap tip or studyin, unlike you / You quite new, no game / I understand you a youngster / Wanna be hustler / Undercover buster / Can't believe I trusted ya - but that goes to show / how fools fold getting jelly off the dough, yo! Del's rich Del's bitch got zero, cause Del's a hero, Del's a weirdo because he do heroin" Ain't got no idea where Teren's been / I should take it to pugilism so / I can fuse your vision with some realness / Instead of these fake phony stories you be glorifyin / Don't you know that many more are dyin / From the fatal disease, called runnin them choppers / In front of females, or on front of the coppers / You only do this shit cause you be wanting your propers / Somebody's gonna get steamed and run up and pop ya / You exercise your choppers really, chew, chew chew / You exercise your choppers off some brand new news / Your molars bite, your canines tear / Whether it's false or true / You exercise your choppers like some gossipin fool / You know what? / You get your little notices from bumpin your gums / When you should be concentratin on lumpin your sums / Got to show your little ass when company comes / Cause we from the crew that you wanna be from / You get your little notices from bumpin your gums / When you should be concentratin on lumpin your sums / Got to show your little ass when company comes / Cause we from the crew that you wanna be from! / BIOTCH! Pet Peeves pt. 3...Followers Chorus Followers, dick swallowers No power over themselves, blindness Don't take it as a diss, take it as an act of kindness We wanna be in front while you fools is behind us Are you gonna live your whole life with blindness on your eyelids? Pretty boys fakin like they grinders First off, you a buster so mind us / On the street with your crack thinkin your a timer / Co-signin, findin it ain't workin / Fiends is perkin, I seen you on Perkins / Fools chirpin around the block with glocks / And you, really ain't ready for the plot they got / It's unbelievable the way the leave your skull on the pavement / Snatch up your skrilla as soon as you made it / You could be layin dead, instead you play dead / So they would quit whoopin your ass; you get / Put in the past Tryin to keep up with the Jones' like the mass / N.C. baby, means you got no class Poser - Aw what nigga? Man, I be on the flat lands all the time, nigga. I-I ain't even trippin!" Del - Man you from the hills though man, what you doin? Poser - Aww nigga you don't know nigga. Nigga, I'm following niggaz. Del - You trippin' man. Poser - Man I be grindin' and chillin. Nigga, I was rolling dice the other day nigga." Del - You need to take your ass to school. Poser - Awww Chorus Followers, dick swallowers No power over themselves, blindness Don't take it as a diss, take it as an act of kindness We wanna be in front while you fools is behind us Are you gonna live your whole life with blindness on your eyelids? Pretty boys fakin like they grinders Poser - Dude, that ain't me, dude You bite somebody's style, it's invitin like a child / You cling to it; I hear it, hmmm / It's got a ring to it - if that's your thing do it / At least you claim you ain't down with that hiphop shoobeedoobee / Which is fine cause my click say you booty / You a white kid, your mom said I'm a mooley / Now you talking 'bout pass the doobie and the toolie / Got your raps and your gat pointed at yours truly / Talking 'bout you gonna school me / Who me? / Here's a little jewel like a ruby since you talkin like you knew me / Playing a role that's straight out a movie / Acting unruly, and your neighbors call SOO-WEEE to the pigs then they fling you in the brig / Leave gang bangin to the real gat holders / Or real black soldiers who you don't know of / Who don't show love with all you sun and your thun / Cause they know where you from / You from Oakland, you rich and you ain't from the slums / Your pops is a politician / So why bein a criminal is your three wishes used up / Do what comes naturally / Quit playing a role that don't even have to be / You slippin Poser 2 - Dude, I ain't slippin, man I'm from the town too, man I'm from the Oakland hills dude. That's East Oakland, blood. You don't even know, man. Del - Man, you trippin man. Poser 2 - I ain't trippin dude. Why you trying to step to me like, you know, you somethin man? Del - Yap, yap, yap, yap. Poser 2 - What up? Whatever dude, whatever. Del - All in my ear with that yappin, man. You trippin. Poser 2 - I'll keep at it to! Wassup? Del - What!? (laughing) You gonna get hard? What you talkin about fool? Poser 2 - Hey, you never know. Chorus Followers, dick swallowers No power over themselves, blindness Don't take it as a diss, take it as an act of kindness We wanna be in front while you fools is behind us Are you gonna live your whole life with blindness on your eyelids?
5.
Press Rewind 04:37
Check my comprehensive catalog of crafts / I'm daffed / I battle all like I don't have it all / Avant-garde / Battlestar Galactica / Got rhymes per capita / I'm shining through the aperture / But I'm not gonna bust no caps for ya (nah) / That's another genre / I'm the black bomber / Track charmer / Sack burner / Distract burdens / If it ain't that urgent / Nerve prints / Word sentinel invisible infidel interstellar / Hella clever / Endeavors immeasurable / With only heaven to go incredible / Melodramatic wit tales from the tablet / You fail cause you average / Regardless of your sells and your status / You extra baggage / I bamboozle like I'm mobbin' in a Landcruiser / Down MacArthur / Artistic archer / Autistic misfit / You'll get the sickness / When I spit the wickedness / And split cha wig like Kid Icarus / Leave you headless like Ichi-bod / I infuriate, tick you off / Stick to Pop / Hip-Hop's too dificult / To me, it's a cult / Lyrics lacerated, slit cha throat / Beat cha brain down like Piscopo with Smith & Colt / I don't know, Different Strokes / So respect me for I whip out ol' Betsy / Surgically remove you from my testes / Purposely improve you just to see who the best be / But sold up sexy / Take a poll and know the prestige / Large lefty / I automate / Animate / My soul sanitation like I gotta canvas painting / Manifestions Chorus (Repeat 2x) Eh, who's ever hearin' this Deltron-Z be a lyricist Frontin' on your fake false appearances "Press Rewind" (Sadat X sample) Drive you delirious Dead serious The eeriest mic mysterious (Scratching) "Press Rewind" (Sadat X sample) Go ahead, try symbiosis / But most rap artist don't have any focus / Think they flippin' chips / Try penny brokers / Kipsco or pennyloafers / Get my album I'll show you how it's done / Del-atocious / Hella atrocious wit vocals / My throat holds verbal choke pose / Po-po's in ya scrolls / My goals are not rifles / I flow scrimmage like the Micronots / You might go pop and I might grow crops / Go get the gestapo / You riskin' a pot full of gold / Pull a zodiac sign to halftime / Reenact rhymes from a past life of a flashlight / Man, you don't know the half / Dash right to the phonograph / Blow your balderdash / Coordinates confirm / Subordinates will learn / My ordnance is stern so supportin' my fern / Is the only way in this lonely age where you goin' crazed / Your style is sold and paid for cause I made more / Water emcees like a bayshore Bullets graze doors (Where) / In Oakland where they lay law / Del is going AWOL wit napalm eight bombs taped to my arms like the town crier / Now miser / Strider / Spit exciter / Rippin' plywood / Forget beef cakin' lyrical cheapskates / Try Del and win the sweepstakes / What I make is so hot, it's seethin' / Off the deep end / Stop your breathin' / Caught cha sleepin' / Now you're peekin' like you've eaten / A hundred microdots wreck your equinox / Delete every piece of props / Leave your perforated / Curb your hatred / Disserve your matrix in the Word Olympics / Completely furnished wit burners like Ted Turner / I broadcast the classics / Fabu-lass, fan-tastic (Chorus) Peep, who ever hearin' this Deltron-Z be a lyricist Frontin' on your fake false appearances "Press Rewind" (Sadat X sample) Drive you delirious Dead serious The eeriest mic mysterious Hey, who ever hearin' this Deltron-Z be a lyricist Frontin' on your fake false appearances "Press Rewind" (Sadat X sample) Drive you delirious Dead serious The eeriest mic mysterious And the survey says Go pratice or something man You know Peace "Press Rewind" (Sadat X Sample)
6.
Del - Ay-yo whattup El-P? El-P - Yo whattup Del-phonic? Del- Nuthin man; I was on the bus the other day man, tryin to listen to my Walkman. This motherfucker all in my face, ryin to holla at me and shit, I'm like, man - dude you just a offspring I'm very interplanetary and vary with various experiments / Gregarious with verbals for your merriment / What El-P tell me to use, the beat di-ffuse / You lose and get played like a mood / I'm rude revolting leave you molting / No thing - compares to my compadres / We'll take it to Broadway / It's beautiful the execution flawless / You all wet, soggy, groggy when you saw me / But I never tire whenever I adjust my thrust / Females blush / I bring the California gold rush / Your flow sucks, your stamina can't endure / I manicure your lavender amatuer landed words / You haven't heard? Cannabis analyst / Add a twist to my manuscripts I'l have you sent to the showers / Me and El-P, is superpowers like the US and USSR / Blow you like the Deathstar / Leave your chest scarred like Sagat / My plot proliferates, hits you like barbituates in a twist of fate and splits your face / It's the great DelTron-Z, soundbombing / Run to mommy, I'm airin out your dirty laundry / I'm shooting then executing you're aiming from mainstream / Your brain tingles, strangles your lame jingles / Bingo I bring flows that attack like wild dingoes / Can't be pigeonholed, anything goes gringo El-P Here we go - up jumps the outcast, sever the connection / My mostly overconfident acquaintances pull numbers to the anti-potients and fear that I drip sick in / And rise out of my shell to teach sick or bedridden emcees til they fear living / Blockin the cocks that bust shots, spittin smitten bitches til the day of the locust, kitchen cutlery cuts / DMX 16 crossfade with a strange lust / Dr. Strangelove, born in the back of the train, fameless shame shared with acne pick brain pit / Tried to capture the moment of subtle death / Destro magnet spit - action fit into capsules slipped in the dirty waterway speaker cabinets / Maximum b-boy axiom stabbin shit / Intellectual women find that my rhyme style relaxes them and wonder if I fuck to the same rhyme style pattern / It's autobahn pipe bomb glass fragment shatter / to break new jacks at after parties for actin actual / Factor X into your formula for fresh thoughts with a Megalon wingspan that bulge from the back of the text radical / Radio time tracks flatten your flattery / The tradition excuse used by biters; ambiguously homo / Knotted tights and colored underwear that's wrapped around the brittle legs of / things without weapons - I'm grief diseased brethren / Swim in a sea of shit and malt liquor, feed on Excedrin / Radiate through tenements; emcees bleed estrogen! Chorus - Del and El-P Watch insanity increase Break it up piece by piece Never weak in the least Think you better see a priest Mortality, don't battle me, it's costly We the raw breed all of y'all is just the offspring El-P - Yo Del kick that shit again Tomahawking your Tom-Tom Club / You tried to holler at me at my show, lookin like you on drugs / You love the Del I'll thug you, bumpin Juvenile / Thinkin you in style, packin like you movin now / I move top speed, scott free with cock-D / Knock-kneed delivery that scorches you like Lockheed / Dr. Decibel, my deliverance is questionable but as far as this session goes I'm wreckin skulls / Better check your pulse, we visionaries with this / Scarin the shit outta record labels next to fatal / Right beside homocide bonafied bewilderment / Militant diligence like I'm buildin pyramids / Peel your cap reveal your lack of flavor / Track your pager plus your celly / Piss on your Pelle Pelle, catch you comin out of belly / Dumbin out daily, tell me, what was your rationale / Think of matchin Del I disconect your PacTel / My mobile code words, showboat with no hope for any rhyme you kick or any beat you load up / Leave you catatonic off a bag of chronic / Skanless with anthems / Stomp your little cadence out at random El-P Ran-random, ran-random / El and Del-aphonic known to go off on a tantrum Now you know.. / For the backpackers, for the computer hackers / For the misplaced famous, for all the video gamers / For the derranged krylon stain makers / For the ungry hungry ass verbal brain rapists / That New York to the Bay shit!
7.
Style Police 03:54
Pull over, get out of the car (You’re under arrest) Slowly put your hands behind your head legs crossed (You’re under arrest) Uhhh...Bob, we have a couple of style biters over on 17th Avenue. We’re gonna need back up Send in Del and the Hieroglyphics 10-4 I think it’s time to get the zap board / The rap lord has disembarked to restore the missing parts / For all ya’ll, stiffer than starch / You know the pictorial symbol / Portable nimble brain waves got my grimy chains jiggling / I’m burning at Higher Learning like Singleton / Single out simpletons with stylings such as intercon / It’s the bomb let’s get it on / Mr. Bombay to you / Slay a crew You never paid your dues / You’re testimony phony bologney / And boney with only a wooden leg to stand on / Like a pregnant panda in the wilderness and I’m the wildebeast / And I see you still a thief with my style in the grill of your teeth / Diligently apealing with speech with militant beats / in and of leaks to let my feet miss the freeze / Mysterious blistering like the gold on Mr T Handicap your voyeurism destroy your vision / Massive with gashes no defended forms step in the swarm of bees leave with hives / Rhymes conceive with knives of flesh / While your wild as exile / My text styles spookier than x-files / You fruity like a pedophile / After the battle cries thats when I metabolize / While you fantasize I antagonize like replacement killers ease your filler / Riduculous, meticulous / Fry you like a chicken breast / Fuck your smith n wesson / Pull you out of the oven get the dressing / With possession / Question all directions / While you still a suck petulence / Stuck dwelling in the past. Chorus (Repeat 2x) Pull over, get out of the car (You’re under arrest) Slowly put your hands behind your head legs crossed(You’re under arrest) I do it till I feel fine / Real rhyme / Still time / Stop frame / Drop change / Rock brain / Stock exchange / Mock my name / There’s not a lot to gain from that / When I’m up to bat its like you trying to duck a gat / You commonplace / I shift time and space / Leave your mind erased like the year 2000 and data replaces the faces / Cause there is no oasis / I wield your locations / A military pack of black tornadoes / I Fernando Slam ya on a amble / Scrape you with a breakthrough / Lacerate your plastic face acquired though plastic surgery / I leave your flow burgundy and crimson limbs and arteries / Down in the chart MC’s / As I’m sipping margaritas its a part of the feature from the particle preacher / Universal ubiquity when you sit with me and chat / You will get to see a fat flow that fried your brain cells like formaldehyde or alkaline / Check the words now combined / Leave you with powder burns / Deltron Z has now returned / My dogmatic songs average rap artists / I’m an author who augments my solstice to the tip with my groove essentials / I’m coming in a hydrofoil spreading hydroponics / While you chasing the dragon / Like your facing a magnet / My brain is digital playing with analog controllers / Force movement in increments with instruments Chorus (Repeat 2x) Pull over, get out of the car (You’re under arrest) Slowly put your hands behind your head fingers crossed(You’re under arrest) I think we got’em, Uh I think we got’em. Lock’em up and throw away the key Hieroglyphics is in the house. Yeah, yeah.
8.
Fake as Fuck 04:20
Ay What’s up? It’s D-E-L, you know what time it is. My homies know what time it is Now fuck that. All you weak as motherfucka’s walking around the this industry booty licking straight ass kissing acting like you real when you really fake, hella fake, get the fuck outta my face. You now what i’m saying. Fuck this shit. You fake as fuck Chorus If you brown nosing in the industry, you fake as fuck Wanna pretend that you a friend of me, you fake as fuck Funny style record companies, you fake as fuck Weak as MC wannabe’s, you fake as fuck You know I gotta handly my sponsitility / Along with pillaging on a crusade of the real mc’s / A million reas / Like zip lock I seal and freeze / Better than stealing keys or killing sprees / You ain’t worth a hill of beans ratio / To the text I target and tilt / Best use is bottling milk / The model of filth / Who’s the nastiest / Who would ask me this? / You better acquiesce before you take a half a step / Eager like a bachelorette with a lack of respect / Like a youth clacking a tec / The whole attraction is death / Plethora’s electra to beasto / Come to my creepshow to logic is lethal / I repo your flow / Resuscitate, reanimate / So now its the candidate most likely to luminate / In other words who wanna get reversed / I hand a place of heaping helping / You’ll be belching /Go and sale it / While your choking / Your eyes are open / Acupuncture a private poking and I ain’t joking / Why this evening, I feel like crying Freeman / With the rhyme and reason mixed with violent feelings / Anything that I can squeeze in to make you decent / At a rate that is sure to agitate like you bought bag of shake / My minds data place plus a batter’s box / That’ll regulate your rowdy boos like Im Donahue / I’m omni calmly bombing your brownstone / Till the cow’s home / Well and dial tones / Crash through the embassy disrupt the assembly / Dislocate your whole fake industry, horrendously Chorus (Repeat 2x) If you brown nosing in the industry, you fake as fuck Wanna pretend that you a friend of me, you fake as fuck Funny style record companies, you fake as fuck Weak as MC wannabe’s, you fake as fuck Ok, let’s start / Child birth the rhyme and leave stretch marks / Etch art with text darts / They cardiac arrest hearts / Next stop is where i shop at the Fresh Mart / Sale on Ale and all the bomb you want / The best no counterpart / I take my rhyme around the park and piss on you like a hound of art / Down to spark leaves and all unbelievable / I see through walls when evil calls I feed’em balls / Agent of derangement / Entertainment tainted when insane it’s flagrant / File frag your famous cadence / You’ll never make it to day break same face / You’re just a grey space / I lay waste with written fragrance rancid / I can’t miss enhancements allow me to advance quick / With antics of terror with your trustees / I bust these as rapidly as slush freeze You must need parental guidance / Your mental is out of alignment / My mind set is the finest The pen of you jack off all to often / While you sleeping she contaminate your sperm and offspring / I offset any threat to my nature / Face you with 8 flares and a sabre / Pave ya till i hit pay dirt / While you blaze dirt / I flame the greenest bomb (I got 5 on it) / For what better never see your palm / You peeping Tom / I’ma need the whole force of my crew to keep me calm / I sneak bomb to your mesa / Disgrace to waste ya / Leave a stain the size of Asia / Imperial premier poet / My perch can never be usurp by mere syllable surfs / Take for gospel like you here it in church (well) Chorus If you brown nosing in the industry, you fake as fuck Wanna pretend you a friend of me, you fake as fuck Funny style record companies, you fake as fuck Weak as MC wannabe’s, you fake as fuck
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BM'S 04:15
Ahh First day off probation, no wastin' time / Just like ancient times and take a dime and roll it / Blaze it with no fear / After havin' to take piss tests for a whole year / Smokin' with a cold beer makes me kinda think / Why I don't like to drink heavily, 'cause what my P.O. was tellin' me 'You can't smoke and even eat poppy seeds / But you can buy liquor, and drink all you need / It's callin' me, I used to drink Heineken's / Now it's 'bout 5 or 10, plus wine and gin / Hennessy, finishing the last drop / To the liquor store was a cash crop / Drive right past the grass spot / Doin' the dumbest shit I ever did in my life / Riskin' my life / Resistin' arrest / It's in my flesh / Probably smell funny / And there go Del's money / Fast forward to 1998 / I smash more herb than those old day's / With a whole J to the face / Nah, I'm still feelin' gettin' drunk more than weed / But now we back in Amster-D, got some grams for me / Chocolate Thai, Purple Haze and blocks of hash that make the J's last for days / Rollin'em so phat, circumference stuffed with major chronic / We can put a wager on it / When we first got out here in Europe it was everywhere / Even at the gas station, I was down in the mat / A fast pace, when I thought 'This shit ain't helpin' nothin' / When I can get elevated straight puffin' nothin'' Chorus (Cuts) Straight puffin' nothin'... (Cuts) Straight puffin' nothin'... (Cuts) Straight puffin' nothin'... The smokin' sessions was the best in the world / Plus the price was right, affordable, so more to use / So fat they deserve the Kodak / And no tax so I'm savin' / Not misbehavin' / That's a risk we takin', we ain't talkin' bout that / We in the outback, smokin' till my mouth's black / How's that? / Another fucked up for sho', being blow / I sorta didn't get it crunk / When I was drunk / Slow that liquor down boy, hit this BM, Bob Marley / A tribute / 'Cause it's probably as fat as it was he rolled / When he strolled / Down the same cobble stone streets / With his own beats / Another generation, a different time zone / With his mind blown, thinkin' up divine poems / Blessed by the father and it gets them farther with spiritualities / Since it all affects the Karma / I used the herb for good purposes / Some people are sure to diss, but up in Amsterdam they nurture it / And I can't forget about Krystonia / This kid is brainia / Try to sell hard drugs there then they claimin' ya life / They only deal with real shit / All the bomb and hash you want to deal it / And all's well, they don't even sell it for much / And the cops don't really touch, 'cause it ain't slangin' dust / I'm writin' this, right now under the influence / But if you'd just torch those that say I shouldn't do this / Bob Marley'd out, at least 'til I'm back by the lake / But I might roll 1 or 2 for old times sake... Cuts...
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Cuts Chorus Give me the keys, I'm OK Quit tellin' me I'm drunk, I only had five Hurricanes Quit bein' such a Puritan, I'm a mega-turrican (?) Wakin' up and it's all a blur again If I'm alive... If I'm alive... If I'm alive... If I'm still alive... Red Skull more like skull and crossbones / Took my driver's test straight pilin' over the cones / It ain't funny so don't you dare chuckle / Drivin' hella drunk without my belt buckled / Fuck you, I'm OK / That's what they all say / Already got a suspended license / Smokin' weed in my ride and lightin' incense / Not knowin' it could be gone in an instant / Pistons pumpin', slumpin' over the steering wheel / So many drunk drivers on the road / It's killing fields / Who gives a fuck? / If I get caught all I get / Is a slap on the wrist / My license tooken is a bitch / But I still drive with a D.U.I. / Crash, see my passenger fly / Through the windshield / It's hard to see you die / Heads crushed, necks severed from the shards / That's what happens playing with a wild card / How do you feel on trial for killin' your girl? / Nineteen years old, the end of the world / Don't know what to do / Pop's is gonna' kill you / Twelve gauge shotgun to your grill / Smooth got you in a predicament / If I'm drivin' drunk I've got a sickness / Some fool's is shiftless / Like me, gifted / Student GPA 4.0 / Blood alcohol level past that though Cuts Chorus Give me the keys, I'm OK Quit tellin' me I'm drunk, I only had five Hurricanes Quit bein' such a Puritan, I'm a mega-turrican (?) Wakin' up and it's all a blur again If I'm alive... If I'm alive... If I'm alive... If I'm still alive... Three o'clock, time to go / One more line of coke with cognac / But my cognitive skills ain't on the shit / What now Sherlock? / Key to the lock / My friend's is tellin' me to stop / Damn near down the block / I found cops in the bushes peekin' / Plus it's the weekend and I'm off the deep end / I roll through an alley way, can't see / Getting antsy I hop on the interstate when it's late / Cops patrol but I don't give a fuck though / I swerve to the right and get stuck in a mud hole / Check the rearview, the coast is clear / Tryin' to focus here but I can't / Drunk as hell, bust a rail / Now I'm sailin' off the cliff / High off the spliff, plus a fifth / I bust my shit / Now I'm rollin' down the side like a suicide / What will my family do if I die? / Tension builds, I went through hills and trees / Stopped by a redwood first thing broke was knees / I feel pain then a split second later / Car burst into flames, they won't know my name / They'll have to check my dental records / My body is charred / Burnt to a crisp soon as the car flipped the crash / That's my ass, a thing of the past / Already dead by the impact of airbags Cuts Give me the keys, I'm OK Quit tellin' me I'm drunk, I only had five Hurricanes Quit bein' such a Puritan, I'm a mega-turrican (?) Wakin' up and it's all a blur again If I'm alive... If I'm alive, If I'm still alive... If I'm alive... If I'm alive, If I'm still alive... (Repeat 8x) Skull and crossbones Poisonous pathways
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Soopa Feen 05:23
Soopa Feen Talking Soopa Feen he used to gleam and glow / Before he became a fiend for blow / Unredeemable / I seen him go insane straight from cocaine graduated to no brain / He went from Polo’s to no name / Pawned everything even his gold chain / Now his ass is dingy / He be singeing his lips on a glass tube and pass on food / His ass all glued to the seat of his pants / Got cuts and hella puss on his feet and hands / Completely entranced / Give this nigga a face wipe before he meet his commissioner base pipe for new assignments / Cause he said it don’t taste right / He used to cop that hop / So his face might look familiar to some / And now your boy’s plumb dumb / Running around the slums / Sticking out his tongue at young females / He sees trails, he think they’re aliens / He starts bellin’ in the precinct his feet stink / They throw his ass in the clink / Cause he 5150 Soopa Feen Banter He got his Garfield and Otey beach towel for his cape / And safety pin he use to clean the screen / Now he’s a vigilante on Delancey then ran to Chancellor looking for his counselor(his trusty sidekick Faultor) for an ounce or a sack at least / Well actually he got the master keys / More practices in the crack game where they got a factory / Soopa Feen is skinny can slide through small areas for quick getaways / While Faultor pull the Derringer / That’s his ace / Shiesty as fuck / His specialty is gafflin niggas, extorting their bucks / His best power, the invisible gank / If in your wallet there isn’t no bank / He contacts Soopa Feen with telepathy Saying you need crack man, I need amphetamines / He’s faster than a speed trip / Stronger than a nigga on ‘ron / He think he a superhero / He just gone Supa Feen Banter He can’t really fly but uses a harness / To leap tall building in his undergarments / His teeth are tarnished / He was banished from Berkely / Now he’s up in North Oakland looking really perky / Never think he’s jerky / But he really is / He plays with the neighborhood kids with fizz / Coming out the sides of his mouth / Sometimes he hides in the house devises new routes / So he could be up and out if he see po po / If he stalk ya while ya jaywalking looking very awkward / He don’t stay far from where they slang caine / He got the mega migrane brain sort of like his spider sense / That he can’t fight against / Me I’d rather light a spliff / That’s as high as I can get / But Soopa Feen is super human / He got the crystal lungs from the planet base with cream / Will get you sprung / And niggas wanna beat your ass for all the shit you done / But you fight in your own special way / When you in the holding tank and other fiends won’t let you get your way / You never catch a case cause your slick / Pipe beams projecting, but you’re never caught with shit Soopa Feen ramblings...till music fades
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Disastrous 03:19
Chorus Why you keep actin’ up and when the shots fire you the last to duck You only worth half a buck, it could be disastrous It could be disastrous It could be disastrous Allow me to introduce a new sensation / Del known worldwide like Playstation / Encased in altered states when I’m the statesman / Basement flows got your heart pacing / Racing adjacent to weed of all types / No criminal record, alleved of all strikes / It’s all right, let if all fall right in place / Slit the blit and ignite the face / Mics I waste / You would suck an L / Trying to buck Del with blanks / While consumers just propel the bank / Thanks for the synergy when I’m performing for ya’ll / Hope you remember me and not a bar brawl / Slow your roll before your car stall / It’s like fucking bareback / Better beware of that / I embarrass cats with their perishable raps / They not fat they flabby / They need skill badly / Understand the gravity of the tragedy / When your majesty leave you with a cavity / In your cranium / Peel you like an orange / With bullet trains of thought that come in all forms / Atomic comments sail like a comet / Raw plus reactive, interactive not just meant for waxes / It’s a live thing / Just survive to keep striving Chorus Why you keep actin’ up and when the shots fire you the last to duck You only worth half a buck, it could be disastrous It could be disastrous It could be disastrous I run off these rhymes rapidly / So you can’t capture me / Actually speed of light is just a faculty Swift / Fullbacks can’t tackle me / Instead they get whipped like a daquiri / Laughing so hard and start cackling / Burn me a sack of weed / Developing devious plans like Dick Dastardly / Casualties left with they face open / Just taste of Oakland when the place open / And the joint jumpin Im’a come in dumb and incredibly idiotic with hot shit / Like a hot plate when I rock breaks straight off the dome / Let ya know it’s not safe / For sucka mc’s you might as well cop weight / And risk your life getting frisked by vice / Holmes you missed your flight / My shits prepaid, leaving no leeway on my escapades / Gotcha on a choke chain like the dope game Leave you soaked like rain from your toes to your brain / I’m popping shit / Taste a chocalate black bomber with photon blasts that crack armor / My coalition rip it with no assistance / Going on a mission to end your addition / And spend your commission on Timbs and glistenin chain on wrist and rings / Party people listening / It’s the thing / Rock hard plus I’m marvel / Leave you charbroiled when you step on our soil / Terrific / Get with it / I get lifted in the name of Hieroglyphics / So if ya’ll with me / Raise your blunts / Pull out your piff flic / Blaze’m once / While I fade a dunce / Who get paid to front / Unanimous / You know we got major bump Chorus Why you keep actin’ up and when the shots fire you the last to duck You only worth half a buck, it could be disastrous It could be disastrous It could be disastrous Why you keep actin’ up, huh?
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Yo wassup this is D-E-L. Man I was listening to these cool cats on the street, Man, they was talking about which MC is the livest, right?!? This one cat was like D-E-L he so tight! Right. The other cat was like D-E-L, he hella weak, I’ll never buy his shit! Man I was sitting there amazed, like man, I gotta hit the studio, man. Come up with some new shit. But I need someone who has the power and grace, the gifted one. I had to go to my man Prince Paul Prince Paul - D, hitt’em over the head with this! Del, my main brain function is gang bustin / I aim dumpin scrumptious gumption despite your assumptions / I like lumpin' up dumb cuts with abundance / Rhyme reservoirs that glitter like a gun bust (bloaww!) / Obnoxious to coppers and fake hip-hoppers / They bite my stee and try to doctor my cross-words / For the highest offer I plot the Oxford / Poetical posture that gotcha, like the shocker / Nocturnal burning herbals, playin' Turbo Graphics / Federal Reserve your cabbage / You don't deserve to have it / Curb your habit, a fictional farce and fairy tales / I know u very well, and rise to the top like Ariel / Periscope's up when I loc' up / Landmine logistics, the digits ain't listed / I flood cupboards with natural disorder / Cause when I dosia, I switch over / I sent cobras amongst your rosebuds / No buzz, not even from 500 pounds of Folgers / Go get u a pass / You sniffin' the ass / Pay attention in class, cause if you do that / You might Chorus Get it in focus Didn't you know this This mission is hopeless Pitifull poets Didn't get no wins My signature slogans Splittin' ya open Hittin' the dosia... Better listen closer Focus your mind My ride quality quantum armed when gone to lunch / And you can come along with us My syllables savvy / Gravity's entrapped in cabins with brain teasers / So pack your aspirin / Burn baby burn your chapped and blackened like charcoal / But our soul subtracts the saccharin / And cheesy packaging / We be trafficking the contraband on a plantation after we break in Nothin' can awaken, shakin' your mind with blatant basement bombshells that keep strafing / Have faith in Me and Paul / The weed I freeze the remedial and eat 'em like a Peter Paul / Beat em all fair and square, prepare for static / I'm char-is-matic, from hair to fabric / Avid aviator when I'm facin' Vader / Within' divine sacks, I leave your mind and your spine tapped / Face the music, embrace the true sense of pain, when I stomp your brain and leave shoe prints / If you hot, then I'm the coolant / I rule with ironclad mandibles, they trap you with a pack zone Chorus Get it in focus Didn't u know this This mission is hopeless Pitifull poets Didn't get no wins My signature slogans Splittin' ya open Hittin' the dosia... Better listen closer Focus your mind When I'm upon the track, it's a common fact, I'm bombing that / Smash it like a pomegranate / Better call in management / Tandem mist of cannabis, random sniffs get you ramblin' / The ambulance will handle that, examin' facts / Ferociously, you spoke to me like you close to me / Like you folks with me, who you 'sposed to be? / Next thing I know you'll try to dose my weed / Toast to me, cause I broke the speed barrier / Repairin' it is arrogance on your part / Sure start the core operation, it's hard to face him / Cuz bars await him in incarceration / I ain't into operations that ain't makin' me / Cake up cheese, give or take a G / Feel the nature's breeze on my naked knees / But for leisure / Do not disturb, I'll kick your keister / Unleash the Beast Wars take 3/4’s / When I leap forth, I resort to G Force / You better creep soft, watch where your feet walk / Or profile meets chalk by the see-saws, retard / Coincidently, simply raw / Fill out this entry form, so we can get beyond the nifty song you dissed me on / Now you the new contestant on my truth confessions / Teach the youth a lesson they're not used to gettin' / I got a team of writers like the King of Fighters that never seem to 'tire / That's the reason why you gotta Chorus (Repeat 2x) Get it in focus Didn't you know this This mission is hopeless Pitifull poets Didn't get no wins My signature slogans Splittin' ya open Hittin' the dosia... Better listen closer Focus your mind. Before I boot in the cerebellum, make your brain drip out your nostrils. What’s up Prince Paul
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Chorus You gotta get a better view outside, to the 3rd eye right inside Due to knowledge fools get demolished, bird’s eye view catch all this Birds eye view catch all this Birds eye view catch all this Birds eye view catch all this Birds eye view catch all this Cuts...(Homosapien) Del, you don't need much proof / When I'm in the sound proof booth, I get loose / Your Excellency, better than the rest of emcees, and destined to be / My capacitors collapse your faders, when I come lackadaisical / That's the way to go / Smash the radio / Pass the gravy too while I behave a fool / High level virtual humanoid / Leave your whole crew destroyed / When I switch to manual / Cause I don't stick to manuals / I'm back with panic filled, manic skills / That weave the tapestry you can't capture me / On video, DVD, or camera / I mangle mice in a maniacal manner / Feed back, fry ya scanners / They wave white banners, like dandruff / Hand cuffed the track like a prisoner / Non-visionary commentary then it isn’t us Chorus You gotta get a better view outside, to the 3rd eye right inside Due to knowledge fools get demolished, bird’s eye view catch all this Birds eye view catch all this Birds eye view catch all this Birds eye view catch all this Birds eye view catch all this Cuts... (Homosapien) Compelling, unpredictable, how I spit my flow / Get the dough / But rich or po’ I enrich my soul / I can't forget my bro's, that's unforgivable / Live as though you can play / That's when you get stripped to ya bare essence / To finally know your fates stop wastin time and try 2 share lessons / They're guessin, puzzled muzzled / By society undeniably subtle / Technology to make a space shuttle / Technology to make the earth rumble / Get a whiff, it smell like trouble / But Del likes trouble and I don't need a double / Meet it head on, let's hope it's dead on / There's a time for dancing and mind expansion / Tryin to balance, your mind is challenged / To get past lies and violence / Lies and silence, wiped out / Like a surfboard I dun know what hurts more / Knowin, not knowin, or can't controlling / But I control my destiny / In my heart I hold it / I can't let the world get the best of me Chorus You gotta get a better view outside, to the 3rd eye right inside Due to knowledge fools get demolished, bird’s eye view catch all this Birds eye view catch all this Birds eye view catch all this Birds eye view catch all this Birds eye view catch all this Cuts...(Homospaien) Devastating mic control / Levitating mics and flows / Infrared lyrics snipe ya dome / And I write it like a poem / Notorious like a Poe / A title I have the right to own / Celebrate elevation / And try to make sense outta these statements / I'm information inflated / While mc’s debate the greatest / Critics don't buy the records / Fans do and I respect that / Del, my signature style is assembled and wild he can do what he like it's two of me / Both sides of the brain / Watch mc’s flow right down the drain / My special moves will rescue you from mediocrity and popular offerings / Operating at a high speed / You don't know yet, just try me Chorus You gotta get a better view outside, to the 3rd eye right inside Due to knowledge fools get demolished, bird’s eye view catch all this Birds eye view catch all this Birds eye view catch all this Birds eye view catch all this Birds eye view catch all this
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(Del talking in Japanese) Chorus Not no phony phranchise Winnin' by a landslide and you know you can't hide Not no phony phranchise Winnin' by a landslide and you know you can't hide Not no phony phranchise Winnin' by a landslide and you know you can't hide Cuts.... Rag Del, impetuous, tempestuous, My power's activated, have to make it, funky Del deep, scuba diver wet suit / Who survived to get loose / Brewin' in the test tubes / To the rescue / Extradiction process / To get you all stressed / Step onto my office / That's what you call fresh / It's more like some soft breasts / If I stopped cess, I probably would cough less / Test it, just to see if ya'll rested / I'm blessin' the beat just like if I was the best man / Yo, you miss it in ya' public school district / Get a book and do the physics / Yo I got a cool image / Like Hendrix, my kindred / Got funk up to my index / Bench press rappers doing sets with my Syntax / Ain't nothin' new motherfucker man I been black / Impact, remember Malcom X wore a pimp hat / You paper chasin' when you make it then you spit that / That your whole life shoulda never even been rap / Wannabe gangster fool around and get your friend capped / Talkin' hella shit while brother’s trying to buy a ten sack / Man, just call me amphibious / Submerging so deep yanking curtains on these idiots / Walking 'round oblivious more than annoying / Everywhere I turn a black life is destroyed and / Times is getting tough gotta sign for unemployment / Walkin' round the town all 'noid and bent / Out of posture from sixteen blunts, a pint of vodka / Intoxicated some of y'all call it faded / With my headphones slammin' playin Iron Maiden / Sleepin' in the lobby in the Days Inn / It’s just that... Chorus Real hip hop not no phony phranchise Winnin' by a landslide and you know you can't hide This is D-E-L not no phony phranchise Winnin' by a landslide and you know you can't hide This is Hieroglyphics not no phony phranchise Winnin' by a landslide and you know you can't hide Cuts... Never outdated When my power's activated, have to make it, funky I'm barn storming, alluring, curing / Your ailments with lyrical talismans / Here it is, for the scrutiny of every record reviewer / Your tool to reduce your little rhymes are non-existent / Meticulous methods I use to modify / The style you all should try / Posh poetics, cost effective / Neck and neck with sun beams / Transcends the fabric of time / Yah, it's one thing / Named Hiero, habitual funk, fiends and freakerz / Techniques from the major leaguers leaves you meager / Style malfunctional I'm punchin' in early / Right on schedule gold medalist rebellious (who?) / Del is, got you cornered like a cougar / Comin' up with new words like you must be a lummox / Wanna infiltrate my crew when you know you'll go nuts / Lactose intolerant your bowels'll blow up / Catostrophic so deep can't locate with metal detectors / Listen more then once you'll need several inspections / I'm sicker than a beef recall / Reiterate the fact with flows that free fall / Reintroduction the classic material / That last with imperial props and pop will eat itself / Hotter than coals tread and your feet'll melt / Like plastic I castrate contenders / With a crew that got more power than the Westcoast Avengers / Sit and let your ears swim in the splendor Chorus It's just that real hip hop not no phony phranchise Winnin' by a landslide and you know you can't hide This is D-E-L not no phony phranchise Winnin' by a landslide and you know you can't hide This is Hieroglyphics not no phony phranchise Winnin' by a landslide and you know you can't hide
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Chorus - Del and KU Let me tell you about the Proto Culture If you don't know the culture, here's the whole structure We've had enough of the lackluster-trust us We get the kind of games you can't rent at Blockbuster KU Game related, raise it bit by bit Yo D, link up the cable we'll go hit for hit Phantasma plasma particle beam means I have ya on the run-the rendered effects hot like magnas Del I play games by Capcom with a power glove strapped on On any platform I don't spend my dough on Phat Farm Video games, I got many to play Before my life expires; fufill my desires KU Mastering your hardest boss Shattering all stars across Ain't hard to cross the finish line Floatin' on Daytona Wex, Gex or Kloana, we get ‘em all at cost RPG, Platform we transform like Macross Del Rival schools, Batsu Purchase you ought to It came with one free CD, it's like I bought two I hope they make part II for Dreamcast ‘Cause games I've seen in mags, you won't believe they have! KU Getting callouses turning over asteroids Graviton bombs destroyed Getting moms annoyed Now I'm hacking Nightmare Creatures Their features splattered across the screen It gets more clean each year Del I remember my homie Ed Coats had the most A Colecovision-every week I'd visit Playing Donkey Kong Jr., Venture, Rock and Rope Games I thought was dope While my moms was watching soaps KU I'm on the next level I got a double barrel shotgun in the Doomworld Waiting on the next devil Armor's low-check the arsenal Rupture the main conductor playin Disruptor Del I remember Ninja Gaiden Finished finally With Ramone wouldn't answer the phone This was before getting blown I own the first Nintendo Power With the maps of Zelda Help me conquer in an hour Chorus - Del and KU (Repeat 2x) Let me tell you about the Proto Culture If you don't know the culture, here's the whole structure We've had enough of the lackluster-trust us We get the kind of games you can't rent at Blockbuster Del Hey KU you know my SEGA collection is massive Got all the past hits and classics Herzog Zwei now Panzer Zwei Originality that made me a fan today KU It's Pandemonium-it's like Toys R Us Flippin the next Saturn game brings out the boys in us It's poisonous Taking out the boys in blue in Grand Theft Auto, Snatch a Rolls Royce to use Del Yeah, I'll admit Playstation improved Come visit Feudal Japan with me and Tenchu Bushido Blade 2 with sword play so accurate Mega Man Legends but I had to buy a map for it. KU I fence Hyo to get a Neo-Geo For Samurai 64 in full rendered splendor Rival counter and enter my sword in his innards My joint was being Leonardo wuppin' on Splinter Del I gotta get Xenogears-that's the type of game that relieves my fears Get it from overseas to here I gotta get Psychic Force Authentic arcade that I can endorse They got me liking imports KU I'll need to be at the next E3, What's the next CD I need to see Me and D signing checks Let's float overseas, mingle with game companies Giving tips to Capcom and Sega-you can't front on these Del To anyone who knew me better Know I chose Saturn first Cause it's 2-D heaven Bernie Stolar dropped the ball with the RAM cartridge X-men Vs. Streetfighter could've expanded the market KU Marvel Vs. Capcom-beyond fathom Tell the truth, Playstation ain't ready to have ‘em Come on I'll bring the onslaught Alpha and Omega Khaos Unique brought to you by SEGA. Chorus - Del and KU (Repeat 2x) Let me tell you about the Proto culture If you don't know the culture, here's the whole structure We've had enough of the lackluster-trust us We get the kind of games you can't rent at Blockbuster Del and KU talking till music fades
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Check it out / It's a revolution in you head I'm boostin' / Like I read the future / My execution / Used as a stimulate to get you into it / Show you my sentiments / Mental leasing the flicks / Don't hate, Facilitate / Whenever you get the break / It's always a risk you take / Doin' a different take / Big mistake rappers make / The cake / They want it now / So they copy whose the hottest now they soundin' funny style / I know you hungry pal, me too / I need food / But I don't redo what he do / I'm lethal / Like ginseng root / Go ahead, attempt to shoot / Invincible / It's flawless like a dentist' tooth / Oblivious to all this ignorance / They need to get a grip / Don't be an idiot / In a high state, I transmigrate / To a fly tate / Make you wanna get cha life straight / I'ma introduce the places that I ventured to / I get cha proof of a Hip Hop institute / It's the truth / I'm just being hospitable / Sittin' bull / The chief I seek the hidden jewels / Some just complain about the status of rap / They say it's average in fact / They wish the 80’s was back / I say everything's everything / Nothin' stay the same / And yet, it is the same just given a different name / Money's all that matter to you, you sniffin' 'cane / You need to uplift you brain, forget the fame / You say you get power, if you get money / How you get those if you just a dummy Chorus Just stay on your toes man In this world that's just how it goes man In Oak-land, gotta get with the program With flows I wanna control the whole land You just gotta stay on your toes man In this world that's just how it goes man In Oak-land, gotta get with the program With flows I wanna control the whole land And keep growin' A-Plus Nowadays I hear the same crap / Complain rap is trendy not to give anybody with a name dap / When did that start / It sound childish / You went to college, but I think you need some extra mileage / Underground cats disrespect who that don't listen to (Yeah!) / If you looked at my CD rack they'd (you'll) probably diss me to / That's so weak / Don't speak when a niggarole creep / Or I'm finna go deep / I heard a MC in a cipher straight lyin' / Damn near cryin', talkin' bout real Hip-Hop's dyin' / That's some dumb shit / That's what I was thinkin' (Uh-huh) / But I didn't say nothin' to him cause I knew that I been drinkin' / He must be blind as hell / Hip-Hop is alive and well / He ain't got the mind to tell / I rhyme with Del / Drink Guiness combined with Ale / Never been inclined to fail, applyin' the skill / I be tryin' to build with the close-minded / But they so blinded I get upset and they get clothes-lined / Don't hate on nobody / Stay on your toes / Even if he got platinum or gold on him / Stay on your toes / Underground to commercial cat / Stay on your toes / I know them or I ain't heard of that / Stay on your toes / From backpacks and licorice sticks / To black macs with ammunition and clips / Man I can get with this shit / Yeah, it's all the same / Some of y'all call it game / Say it's either for the props or the fame and all the change (What!) / Use what you call your brain (Ha!) / The whole aim / Home on the range / Just stay out my lane Chorus Just stay on your toes man In this world that's just how it goes man In Oak-land, gotta get with the program With flows I wanna control the whole land You just gotta stay on your toes man In this world that's just how it goes man In Oak-land, gotta get with the program With flows I wanna control the whole land And keep growin'

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released April 11, 2000

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Oakland Raider, Richmond Rap Practitioner. Hieroglyphics / Deltron 3030 / C7 / GOODXLUCK. Keep the FUNK alive.

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