Funk Man ( the stimulus package)

by Del The Funky Homosapien

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get it right now chorus: get it right get it now get it right now why wait why debate get it right now befo they put me on time out or lights out get it right get it now get it right now [x2] you need some motivation you need to know ur place and fall-back or get called-out know what i'm sayin'?[x2] oh u didn't know? well it goes-like-thiiiiis verse uno: open up ur blinds let tha/light shine thru it's del with the i.q. of/einstein tha final equation/elated to rhyme to tha audience haters cain't relate they be/tryin to start arguements all them fools marked for death/and they toe get tagged when a flow's dispatched/it make foes relax... and think about it a second befo i even touch tha mic and/that's without a suggestion start countin ur blessings/i'm clownin u peasants who b doubtin my message/ur style's not impressive get it right now chorus: get it right get it now get it right now why wait why debate get it right now befo they put me on time out or lights out get it right get it now get it right now [x2] you need some motivation you need to know ur place and fall-back or get called-out know what i'm sayin'?[x2] oh u didn't know? well it goes-like-thiiiiis verse uno: open up ur blinds let tha/light shine thru it's del with the i.q. of/einstein tha final equation/elated to rhyme to tha audience haters cain't relate they be/tryin to start arguements all them fools marked for death/and they toe get tagged when a flow's dispatched/it make foes relax... and think about it a second befo i even touch tha mic and/that's without a suggestion start countin ur blessings/i'm clownin u peasants who b doubtin my message/ur style's not impressive i'm usin my time wisly/nothing can slide by me fools try me and at tha/end b like "why me?" why not?/i can see ur blind spot birds try ta jock/they can go find tha flock time is on tha clock but not a/second ta watch got a plot synchronized on tha/dot ready-or-not chorus: get it right get it now get it right now why wait why debate get it right now befo they put me on time out or lights out get it right get it now get it right now [x2] verse dos: i'm takin this shit back to the essence if anybody wanna talk shit/i gotta message keep it to urself or your health/will b lessened depleting like an energy bar/cause you b stressin/stupidness who is this nigga up in my business? get his ass up out of here/befo i start flippin like channels on a remote control/i don't condone fools on tha mic who cain't hold they own/i'm on tha throne zone with me it's tha ticket to the next situation gettin explicit /now picture it physical evidence gone i'll b aquitted/gettin funky with the/ linguistics? that's tradition infliction of pain on perpetrators /wishin to slip in my position but naw/good riddens i'm usin my time wisly/nothing can slide by me fools try me and at tha/end b like "why me?" why not?/i can see ur blind spot birds try ta jock/they can go find tha flock time is on tha clock but not a/second ta watch got a plot synchronized on tha/dot ready-or-not chorus: get it right get it now get it right now why wait why debate get it right now befo they put me on time out or lights out get it right get it now get it right now [x2] verse dos: i'm takin this shit back to the essence if anybody wanna talk shit/i gotta message keep it to urself or your health/will b lessened depleting like an energy bar/cause you b stressin/stupidness who is this nigga up in my business? get his ass up out of here/befo i start flippin like channels on a remote control/i don't condone fools on tha mic who cain't hold they own/i'm on tha throne zone with me it's tha ticket to the next situation gettin explicit /now picture it physical evidence gone i'll b aquitted/gettin funky with the/ linguistics? that's tradition infliction of pain on perpetrators /wishin to slip in my position but naw/good riddens if u didn't chip in u/can't get a bit of this deliberate backstabbing that's shit's/ridiculous biatch verse tres: yeah bitch i'm a /rhyme forever x marks tha spot/now go find tha treasure funk fatality battle me?/u catchin a blizzard i got allergies affected by u/wack-ass niggas let me go and get bread/spit hot lead, spread tha gospel topple you fools who wanna pop so /much shit fuck it time for me ta/flush it do tha people justice/rock my production hoes b lustin no/you can't touch him follow his instructions no/he ain't fuckin indestructable /walk into the session soon as i catch tha groove/it's impressive delapadate ya crew/niggas fake as u? i cain't relate to you/this is for the real people who take tha/truth and injest it let it radiate in tha soul/and manifest it if u didn't chip in u/can't get a bit of this deliberate backstabbing that's shit's/ridiculous biatch verse tres: yeah bitch i'm a /rhyme forever x marks tha spot/now go find tha treasure funk fatality battle me?/u catchin a blizzard i got allergies affected by u/wack-ass niggas let me go and get bread/spit hot lead, spread tha gospel topple you fools who wanna pop so /much shit fuck it time for me ta/flush it do tha people justice/rock my production hoes b lustin no/you can't touch him follow his instructions no/he ain't fuckin indestructable /walk into the session soon as i catch tha groove/it's impressive delapadate ya crew/niggas fake as u? i cain't relate to you/this is for the real people who take tha/truth and injest it let it radiate in tha soul/and manifest it
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and they thought that was and they thought that was hell hip hop an asylum run by inmates who be wildin so i'm comin with a heavier dose this medication is safe for you slowpokes don't choke just swallow it follow it with this funk flow pourin from the bottle some of y'all don't mind if you die in the spotlight long as you shine you be crossin the line and you out of your mind they very own personal Dr. Frankenstein and the monster is take a guess right in front of your face take a guess you can't figure it out? you figure it's me cause i stay way ahead of you dweebs my regiment be the strictest rituals habitual funk for competion it's critical get exposed in the expose' soon as you step on stage get fragged with grenades average a day of raps per capita slappin ya you just a passenger that be taggin along you average and on some other shit that you think is nice well think twice life is too short to be a shorty it's the story of the glorious trail the metamorphous of Del livin large the nigga's in charge of the game like a caretaker a shareholder with a rare aura everybody think they hip connected through the world wide web with microchips cell phones radiate the mic i spit into sending feed back so please just leave that thang where you came from ahead of you dweebs my regiment be the strictest rituals habitual funk for competion it's critical get exposed in the expose' soon as you step on stage get fragged with grenades average a day of raps per capita slappin ya you just a passenger that be taggin along you average and on some other shit that you think is nice well think twice life is too short to be a shorty it's the story of the glorious trail the metamorphous of Del livin large the nigga's in charge of the game like a caretaker a shareholder with a rare aura everybody think they hip connected through the world wide web with microchips cell phones radiate the mic i spit into sending feed back so please just leave that thang where you came from i'm a leave your brain num you ain't gonna need it after feelin the invasion ceiling's gonna cave in vibrations bounce and drill into the pavement i'm thrillin you with entertainment i never gave anybody hell i just told them what's up and they thought that was hell D-E-L and i'm back from hell trapped in hell where i learned to master self have you in a spell with my magical raps that i tell caught in the rapture relaxed with yourself funk fill you with a passion that'll push you past it and leave them tricky bastards in hell H-E-double hockey sticks i know i'm hot so hop off my dick talkin shit at a mile a minute you can tell the lieutenant to fuck the speed limit i'm a leave your brain num you ain't gonna need it after feelin the invasion ceiling's gonna cave in vibrations bounce and drill into the pavement i'm thrillin you with entertainment i never gave anybody hell i just told them what's up and they thought that was hell D-E-L and i'm back from hell trapped in hell where i learned to master self have you in a spell with my magical raps that i tell caught in the rapture relaxed with yourself funk fill you with a passion that'll push you past it and leave them tricky bastards in hell H-E-double hockey sticks i know i'm hot so hop off my dick talkin shit at a mile a minute you can tell the lieutenant to fuck the speed limit you know when it's on once you smell that fire and brimstone i'm at the end zone i find most of this bullshit pushed as entertainment very educational as soon as it make a home and try to take control i just pick up a book and read cause i can't believe none of the crap they put on tv tell lie vision hell if i listen to a mofo who whole mission is to get in my brain sit and find blame with anything i got going they plot is more important all i gotta say is so what? reality tv is so far from that mofos be washed up and try to come back on some wack syndicated madness imitation of the fatness you know when it's on once you smell that fire and brimstone i'm at the end zone i find most of this bullshit pushed as entertainment very educational as soon as it make a home and try to take control i just pick up a book and read cause i can't believe none of the crap they put on tv tell lie vision hell if i listen to a mofo who whole mission is to get in my brain sit and find blame with anything i got going they plot is more important all i gotta say is so what? reality tv is so far from that mofos be washed up and try to come back on some wack syndicated madness imitation of the fatness that is now public access at this moment in time you are frozen in time i'm holdin you with rhyme flow patterns that average adults say is thought provoking he talks like he's brought up from Oakland hold notions back till i find the quotient feelin like a vulcan amongst trollkins no comprende if they got the sense from they sensei they sensei need ben gay (ladies and gentlemen i present to you the finest your highness Sir DzL your knight in funky armor) i'm a put you in the mood to funk funk'll have you feelin a groove the groove is on me on the house i'm buyin out the bar try me out you know them other that is now public access at this moment in time you are frozen in time i'm holdin you with rhyme flow patterns that average adults say is thought provoking he talks like he's brought up from Oakland hold notions back till i find the quotient feelin like a vulcan amongst trollkins no comprende if they got the sense from they sensei they sensei need ben gay (ladies and gentlemen i present to you the finest your highness Sir DzL your knight in funky armor) i'm a put you in the mood to funk funk'll have you feelin a groove the groove is on me on the house i'm buyin out the bar try me out you know them other dudes is butt straight ass crack now you askin for your money back this one's on me on the house lemme see something show me what it's all about sweat pourin all in my shirt the air conditioner don't work dudes is butt straight ass crack now you askin for your money back this one's on me on the house lemme see something show me what it's all about sweat pourin all in my shirt the air conditioner don't work
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fit like a glove jeah i got that shit i got that shit that really work and it fit like a glove and i be speadin the love i ain't stingy niggas just gotta get wit me perfect fit try it on for size you gone work it put it on flaunt it on purpose make it your own take it and grow haters don't know we tried to tell em this shit 100s of years ago ok all you mugs lissen up we got a few fools out here poppin shit about us i know you heard same ol' backwards shit by now i know u probably used to it i got news fo them tho hustlin baby end of discussion handle it on the goodfoot movin forward all u niggas who be so full 'o shit i just ignore u comin up wit cures for ills mysterious fields that be hoverin i peep and discover them the consequences as the song commences dumb defenseless sons of bitches shouldn't tempt this in an instant i will away offences to distances that render them inneffectual flow is impeccable checkin hoes disrespectin foes who don't need no label call em joe shmoe i don't need no label make my own dough u wanna get in on this funk then compromise seein as i'm on the rise the industry's demise i had the foresight to notice in development Sir DzL he never settle fo less ghetto express delivery like federal express keep the harmony within confusing boundaries that's my specialty illusions surrounding me just be comedy outdated special fx cuttin edge in 1936 most of all i see be straight up fiction depictions of mofos playin the victim way too privileged who be hatin like bitches way too suspisious need to take ur position out my way mofo movin thru you get an "F" for fired i got it from here jack your idea of discipline about as dumb as it gets your mind shallow that ain't as deep as it gets the flow's heat when i spit? roast mofos plus the beat to a crisp ain't no secret to this Sir DzL the reaper my bitch ain't no sequel to this get off my dick and make ur own sequence of hits i be deep in the abyss frequently pissed because u underestimate how i be freakin the gift completely in bliss walk around souped like Cambell's can't tell or accept i got it goin on F ur test i walk around expecially vexed ready to rep because i know you petty and pet as in petro throw u in the death hold flexin flows press more than you can tow you go ahead attribute my triumph with flukes shit again right in yo grill there's the proof jeah you can't hear me tho i got an eerie flow i know it spook ya bitch it's the future get used to it DzL he here to stay drill funk in yo ear give you an earache fear make you tremble backstab yo own kinfolk that's how you know that the end is close Sir DzL i'm a win the vote cause i give em hope and your whole intent is to pimp a hoe you gotta be fuckin kiddin i will slap the shit outta you mofo get the fuck outta here i see u think you're superior in every corridor where attributes and faculties kick it but you weak that's the most accurate description and no you don't hear me what i'm sayin ain't nearly near what it appears to be handle it Sir DzL comin to you live like a telephone wire layin out in the street zzzzt! watch out here to serve the community with true flow fluidly ain't nothin new to me i taught the school to read now dig that jeah
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go against the grain get told to yo face my time is short my thoughts are lazer precise and accurate master any phase of mordern technology concerning audio fidelity finally settling you meddling foes who ain't never in vogue you just better let go befo i get in your dome and just set up a home to rest DzL he only promote the best locin up to blow the set sky high nice try nigga i roll with vets who never stray away from the flavor taste some oopsie i threw in some razor blades ace of spades i lay naysayers to waste prey for grace but act like you want it first cause see me i'm not at all concerned really though you need a hearing aid cause you don't hear me though slap you in yo earlobe with funk till you fear it though my time priceless my rhyme niceness i got something for ya and i think you gone like it funk in the fashion something to blast in yo vast envelope of space keep a hold of the faith build strength to hold the weight you go against the grain you get told to yo face like eh, dude i ain't here to grade you but you waaaay due for a learnin once i drip some funk in your ear you gone feel that burnin in yo sternum that's how you know you ain't fast you slow gimme that you cain't have it no mo you just a victim of circumstance so fuckin what? everybody got the same story it's classical that's the whole balance of the challange of gettin there first you gotta get by the status quo assholes with nothin to do but fuckin with you my time is spent on comin up with a new way to touch on the truth trust in the Lord who dominate over more than your millions afford all aboard you comin whether you wanna or not and it's gonna get hot i saved you a spot funk in the first degree on me have a big helpin if you repell it then you start meltin cause you all jeleous greedy fuckin car dealers a big hoax naw i don't feel you folks but i smell you just the same nothing changed you play games but your stench i can pick up a mile away i'm stylin on fakes who imitate to get a plate but as you can see you ain't finnah get a taste of nothin but the funk so say your grace as i invade your space and gauge your weight i'm real heavy feel every nerve ending bending antennaes up and catchin what you sendin focus my attention on gettin it and keepin it defeat the stress with some funk to digest conductin dialect just like a symphony pimp epiphany when hoes try to trick on me ce la vie they gone be all they can be banshees that keep me on my toes dancing and i'm light on my feet bigfoot quick and nimble yo head is thick you simple you know who i'm talkin to all of you ain't nothing wrong just stay cool this only phase two of everybody play the fool your move fool and hurry up i ain't got all day and you gotta move now you playin the game you stay in the game Jack bitch out now and you get sent back and you miss a turn now you get to sit and burn now you really hot, huh? Sir DzL he the deepest dig ain't no secret he speak how he live keep talkin shit cause he can talk back 10-4 good buddy what he stuff in a rap be too much fo sukas to sap imagine that for all the funky people's entertainment to laugh at
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Intro Del - Yeah man, 1/2 these motherfuckas man, is wack 1/2 these, as a matter of fact nah nah 3/4 of ya’ll motherfuckas is wack. That's real Ain’t saying shit, I don't give a fuck. Shits hardcore, punks cant take it. Yo I keep it hardcore and punks can't take it I got that shit passed down to me by foul situations Dealin, gives a fuck how you clowns be feelin' I can't sleep sound without thousands peelin' like potatoes How my day goes Straight to work, innovate flows, renovate tones Penetrate domes when they ain't knowin Illiteracy, all time high It's bigger than me I just wade through the hate juice It ain’t cool But shit that's what'll make you Come through with a breakthrough The adversity, work it with the need to express Dump off the excess and zone inside my headset And give way game like midway Engraved in the caverns Where the funk is imagined and conjured Creating a monster It wont be long till the drama spill I got a stronger will Go beyond the field Because I wanna Honor shield my personal armor from my mentality that you piranas long to conquer But this time we gonna have some fish fry Twist time so it benefit mine Yeah in the nick of time Nickel slick rhymes shift sides to the flip side Soak a motherfucka let'em drip dry Zac Hendrix Cuts Sometimes I feel the place is disgraceful for no reason in particular Pictures of the past life I was stuck in Inducted in the ruckus A lot of destructive motherfuckas Some was G’s for real and some was busters Some were corrupted and couldn’t be trusted I wasn’t above it, I wasn’t a thug but a knuckle-head buggin And fuckin’ shit up for nothing Hip Hop appeared like a storybook fantasy A lot of fools capped on me when I rapped for free in front of the whole faculty After recess jealous dummies wanted to scrap with me I caught a few blows, I fucked some fools up Now they coming to school tools tucked You know they pride can never leave it at a few cuts and bruises Signifying that they was losers I’m like please tell me who was the winner then Chasing me with knives with they bigger friends and family members None of them fools was badly injured I remember, I laid low till could stray from home I had to stay in the safe zone Told myself I was going to make it with these great flows I make Those bozo's chose they fate I used to know those who would hold the weight I never turned up my nose but always wanted to know they was straight Closed casket, no joke, so is the wake And 1/2 of them know they fake, trying to show some strength It use to feel like no escape I was broke, no dates, all the hoes would fake All the bro’s on the block would tell me that the flow was dope So there’s hope Just hold that rope and don’t let go Cause some of them lost they grip Habitual liars always trying to start some shit Hell don’t be a target be smart and swift Mind my business but remember you was a part of this I never forgot and put it in the bars I spit So all you crabs in the bucket, get off my dick Before your ass get served in a match of words Hardcore just like your ass deserve. Zac Hendrix Cuts
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i'm smellin myself i'm so tiiiight!!! i'm so tiiiight!!! i'm so tiiiight!!! i'm so tiiiight!!! [i'm smellin myself]x4 i'm checkin under my underarms lemme take a good whiff lemme see if i stank i don't need deodorant in the mode i spit i'm the global event told them this but they don't know when to quit so i blow em to bits smell? it's the African funk fresh from the motherland better than the other brands on the other hand you be the judge tell me how you feel about it i got a buzz it is what it is and it do what it does... be-cause (refrain) the funkyhomosapien is a new species he is the shit at least he's the feces com-plete-ly-in-tune you can't eat me... (jheah) i know i stank "i'm bettter than u" oh no you ain't! i'm a show you ain't "no you ain't" shut up! "Di please tell me the reason why you know i cain't even lie i gotta habit i need my fix please assist me in this mixup" ok slow down start from the beginning "well, Del i know you been peeping game and how it unfold you understand how this dumb ol' record industry pimp artists for platinum they don't want gold" continue... "well, we the listeners feel that this shit is really outta bounds how that sound? they think we sheep and put out the weakest mofos with a beat" i smell i peep "ok. i'm fiendin for th e crack you need to bring it back" it's good as done stick your nose in this (3) naw holmes go ahead get a bigger whiff "damn that's ridiculous!!!!" "what kind is that?" i call it primal rap take the funk and apply it to tracks not like these hip hop versions of Spinal Tap they caricatures beware of the curse "what curse?" you know the spell that they put you under you won't be able to smell it's sorta like sportin a halo in Hell feelin out of place and your halo melt you can cop some of this while they on sale directly from me not Rapidshare links funk is everywhere but this is a rare thing "ok that's what's up i'm bout to tell fools nobody do it like Del do" what's that? "nobody do it like Del do" whatchoo say? "nobody do it like Del do" i need a hearing aid "nobody do it like Del do" i need a hearing aid "nobody do it like Del do" i get down so far that i'm musty and funky and that's good luck that'll come my way so don't trip while i take a sniff and get high off my own supply oops i went against rule number one but if i'm the dope in question i know when to measure out the accurate dosage of flows to kick so none of these posers get their chosen pick i walk around with a oder and scent let the funk ferment so burn the inscense but it doesn't matter if you can't stand it funk spead all over the planet expanding make the globe move cause you know you gotta hustle! life is too funky to fake it hustle! gotta put twice the effort just to make it hustle! people want the real no imitation and most you cats is mediocre your raps be insulting the culture and where do we go from here? follow ya nose the nose always knows
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"King O' Fighters" "King O' Fighters" [ladies and gentlemen, rap fans of all ages, tonite we have a literal state of pandemonium as Sir DzL, aka Joe Higashi, makes his way to the ring as u can see, you can almost taste the electricity in the air, ladies and gentlemen...the challenger had better live up to the trash he was talking at the press conference two nights ago, or it looks like he'll be leaving the ring fingerless after Higashi's signature sissor kick, oh this is gonna be a good one rap fans] sir DzL King O' Fighters bring on ur bigmouths bring on ur writers they gone b workin overtime catchin arthritis bring whoever do ya hooks bring ur choirs bring on ur phony thugs they all liars makes no dif ta Di i'm on fire funk with it go head touch me i'm beggin u come try ta rush me come try ta rush me 1) i'm back wit tha tiger kick/Joe Higashi 2) all team activist of spit/swivel grip 3) cripling blows within/editions of flows 4) it's a gala of/gargantuan proportions 5) the greatest show in stereo/tha 6) weary ol' drag you been/hearin is dead 7) we playin funk at the/burial grounds/and it's a merry ol' sound/and a 8) jolly good time when we/body fools with rhymes 9) smell the burnin flesh/when tha words of death 11) 10) bring eternal rest/or internal stress beef or chicken?/either way the meat is sickened 12) 13) bacteria we here in ya kitchen/fools hearin but they clearly don't listen/until they 14) 15) sittin in a twister/on they way ta Oz and that's when i'm a holla at y'all/cause 16) 17) you gone need the wizard's expertise/if you expect to leave Sir Di tha/midnight savior/spittin my flavor 18) gettin my paper/neighbor 19) to catch a tiger ya/have ta try a lil harder 20) i already commandeered ya cargo 21) Sir D-Z the blue meanie/few see me 22) a new species/like ET flavor 18) gettin my paper/neighbor 19) to catch a tiger ya/have ta try a lil harder 20) i already commandeered ya cargo 21) Sir D-Z the blue meanie/few see me 22) a new species/like ET Joe: (i'm too pretty i can't let u hit me!!! I'm the greatest of all time!) 1) u weak kid/soon as the beat kick you 2) already in deep shit/may as well eat it 3) put ya money where ya mouth is /in other words 4) you are what ya eat/so bon apitite 5) so long to competition/they can't conquer 6) or defeat/or compete i/stomp out they teeth 7) all 32/metaphorically with words i use 8) physical? ain't finnah/get into that right now 9) keepin it on tha right route/promote restraint 10) power in the/pitcures you paint 11) go ahead wear stunnas at night/all the better you 12) don't see me/comin with the right/then it's tha 13) flash of light/from the polaroid captured right 14) in yo brain then it's/beddie bye/thought you could 15) chump me/like i'm just any guy/off the street 16) and got comfy/underestimated 17) now you on the other extreme and got me/under 18) investigation to/see why Di ain't nothin to play with 19) nathan no leads/only thing he gone see is 20) me punchin bags/beats danglin like 21) cuts and slabs 22) joggin in place/doin rhythm repititions that'll have ya jaw fall 23) out ya face/ya got a mouth that's out a shape 24) you loud and fake/stick around and wait for me ta go ahead wear stunnas at night/all the better you 12) don't see me/comin with the right/then it's tha 13) flash of light/from the polaroid captured right 14) in yo brain then it's/beddie bye/thought you could 15) chump me/like i'm just any guy/off the street 16) and got comfy/underestimated 17) now you on the other extreme and got me/under 18) investigation to/see why Di ain't nothin to play with 19) nathan no leads/only thing he gone see is 20) me punchin bags/beats danglin like 21) cuts and slabs 22) joggin in place/doin rhythm repititions that'll have ya jaw fall 23) out ya face/ya got a mouth that's out a shape 24) you loud and fake/stick around and wait for me ta 25) drown you in pounding bass 26) a boomin system causin/u to listen like you in prison Joe: (now u lay down by my feets prey the Lord you get up in a week) 1) each fool tryin to reach thru is gone need new drown you in pounding bass 26) a boomin system causin/u to listen like you in prison Joe: (now u lay down by my feets prey the Lord you get up in a week) 1) each fool tryin to reach thru is gone need new 2) fingers /when the guillettine sweep thru 3) tissue and bone/with a sizzor kick to the dome 4) lifted you as if you were floatin/fight officially over 5) and if it ain't you gone/wish it was over 6) as i issue a cobra clutch/shuttin ya motor 7) skills down like a computer crash/takin ya to the task 8) rhymes riccocetin all thru ya ass 9) the movement is black/already told you it's been proven with fact 10) how i do it like a/student of rap 11) 12) musically adapt to any /nusiance or trap produced by crackpots/thinkin they have a shot 13) if they can just put DzL on freeze/but cease i'm Joe Higashi/with flow karate 14) wrestling gators is an old hobby/now i battle 15) cobras and/eat poison ivy/shit 16) halapenas on/the open highway/which hit like a 17) meteor eatin your/established mindstate 18) how can i lose?/my standards are too high for/fools to view/punchin my kneecaps with 19) them weak raps that you/so proud of not writin down 20) i don't care who like it/obviously style is not a 21) part of the criteria/or they not hearin it 22) it's disposable and/holds no real substance so 24) soon as you step in the ring it's/self destruction 25) Sir DzL the/championship belt you wanted? 26) i'm meltin fuck it/bottoms up 27) it's just a puddle in a bucket/a pot of if they can just put DzL on freeze/but cease i'm Joe Higashi/with flow karate 14) wrestling gators is an old hobby/now i battle 15) cobras and/eat poison ivy/shit 16) halapenas on/the open highway/which hit like a 17) meteor eatin your/established mindstate 18) how can i lose?/my standards are too high for/fools to view/punchin my kneecaps with 19) them weak raps that you/so proud of not writin down 20) i don't care who like it/obviously style is not a 21) part of the criteria/or they not hearin it 22) it's disposable and/holds no real substance so 24) soon as you step in the ring it's/self destruction 25) Sir DzL the/championship belt you wanted? 26) i'm meltin fuck it/bottoms up 27) it's just a puddle in a bucket/a pot of slush joe's victory montage: [fuck the material shit he cain't beat me he ain't got the spirit for this plus he ugly and his mouth too big but this is gone be nation wide publically publicized you betta hope i knock you out so you ain't gotta go thru the hostile rounds my tiger kick'll make yo eyeballs flip my hurricaine uppercut'll send you to Oz and while you there you can ask the wizard if he can give you a job they call me Joe Higashi you can catch my flow on Hitachi wise screen you gone see how i lean wit it and roll wit it ol' nigga they gone be mad oh it's over that quick? i bought 4 tickets so i'm gonna give you the whoopin you been sayin i couldn't soon as they strike tha bell you gone loose all sight and smell you already deaf cause ya music sucks so only thing left is yo sense of touch no suka you lost yo sense of taste long ago slush joe's victory montage: [fuck the material shit he cain't beat me he ain't got the spirit for this plus he ugly and his mouth too big but this is gone be nation wide publically publicized you betta hope i knock you out so you ain't gotta go thru the hostile rounds my tiger kick'll make yo eyeballs flip my hurricaine uppercut'll send you to Oz and while you there you can ask the wizard if he can give you a job they call me Joe Higashi you can catch my flow on Hitachi wise screen you gone see how i lean wit it and roll wit it ol' nigga they gone be mad oh it's over that quick? i bought 4 tickets so i'm gonna give you the whoopin you been sayin i couldn't soon as they strike tha bell you gone loose all sight and smell you already deaf cause ya music sucks so only thing left is yo sense of touch no suka you lost yo sense of taste long ago i can tell lookin at that ugly getup you wore to the show i'm too pretty i can't let you hit me i'm the greatest of all time] i can tell lookin at that ugly getup you wore to the show i'm too pretty i can't let you hit me i'm the greatest of all time]
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News Alert 04:14
"newsalert!!" SHIT, THAT'S THAT SOUND WHENEVER U HEAR IT UR/ASS IS OUT FASTEN UR MOUTH UNTIL/CLASS IS OUT FUNK IS IN THA HOUSE/GET-DOWN WAAAY DOWN/THIS IS NOT A PLAYGROUND DANGEROUS AS TRANSPORTIN/DOPE ON THA GREYHOUND WILL U B AROUND?/WHO-KNOWS? U DOIN WHAT U SHOULD B?/U KNOW FOOL GO-ON!/GET UP OUT MY FACE YOU ALREADY KNOW THAT I'M/SHITTIN IN UR SPACE D-Z-L/THIS THA PREFACE/TO UR ERASURE STARTIN WITH INVASION ALREADY TAKEN THA/TITLE THAT U HOLD NOBODY CARES ABOUT/METAL NO GOLD/NO SILVER PLATINUM/PULTANIUM/URANIUM SOON AS I SEE UR/CRANIUM I'M/AIMIN EM ONE-TWO/PEEK-A-BOO I-SEE-U/DO U WANNA BOOGIE? C'MON WE CAN BOOGIE/GET DOWN WITH ME 3RD DEGREE/SIRDI TOO/COOL TO PEE UNFAZED/BY UR CHARADE/YA WHOLE STAGE OF DEVELOPMENT IS/PLAYED MY NIGGA STAY MY NIGGA DON'T/WAVER I WANT U TO GET WHAT U PAID FOR/RETURNIN THA FAVOR GIMME A FEW MINUTES/A NEW RHYTHM AND I'M A GET BUSY/WHATEVER UR OPINION BETTER B ATTENTIVE/USE A LIL WISDOM "newsalert!!" SHIT, THAT'S THAT SOUND WHENEVER U HEAR IT UR/ASS IS OUT FASTEN UR MOUTH UNTIL/CLASS IS OUT FUNK IS IN THA HOUSE/GET-DOWN WAAAY DOWN/THIS IS NOT A PLAYGROUND DANGEROUS AS TRANSPORTIN/DOPE ON THA GREYHOUND WILL U B AROUND?/WHO-KNOWS? U DOIN WHAT U SHOULD B?/U KNOW FOOL GO-ON!/GET UP OUT MY FACE YOU ALREADY KNOW THAT I'M/SHITTIN IN UR SPACE D-Z-L/THIS THA PREFACE/TO UR ERASURE STARTIN WITH INVASION ALREADY TAKEN THA/TITLE THAT U HOLD NOBODY CARES ABOUT/METAL NO GOLD/NO SILVER PLATINUM/PULTANIUM/URANIUM SOON AS I SEE UR/CRANIUM I'M/AIMIN EM ONE-TWO/PEEK-A-BOO I-SEE-U/DO U WANNA BOOGIE? C'MON WE CAN BOOGIE/GET DOWN WITH ME 3RD DEGREE/SIRDI TOO/COOL TO PEE UNFAZED/BY UR CHARADE/YA WHOLE STAGE OF DEVELOPMENT IS/PLAYED MY NIGGA STAY MY NIGGA DON'T/WAVER I WANT U TO GET WHAT U PAID FOR/RETURNIN THA FAVOR GIMME A FEW MINUTES/A NEW RHYTHM AND I'M A GET BUSY/WHATEVER UR OPINION BETTER B ATTENTIVE/USE A LIL WISDOM CAUSE MOST OF U DUDES/MOVE LIKE U IN PRISON TOLD WHEN TO SIT SPIT SHIT/BUT U ISN'T IT'S ALL IN UR MIND/BUT TIME FOR A JAILBREAK/I GOT THA FAILSAFE/FOOLPROOF/GOONPROOF/PLATOON PROOF SUREFIRE CAIN'T MISS/STAIN RESISTANT MISSION IMPOSSIBLE CONQUEROR/STOMPIN FOOLS INTO MUDHOLES WHEN THA/FUNK FLOW/PUNK YO WHOLE UNIVERSITY/WITH NO MERCY HEART PULSATIN VERSES/WITH ADVERSITY FIRST TO MEET DEMANDS/TONGUE AND TEETH IN HAND CAIN'T BEAT THA BRAND/SLEEP BENEATH THA SAND PLEASE UNDERSTAND/THESE IS RHINOS RIP ROARING MORTIFYIN FLOW/FROM THA HIEROS BOUNCE/JUST LIKE INFLATABLE RUBBER SINCE U COULDN'T WAIT TO DISCOVER/NOW U'VE FOUND IT BY GEORGE/FORGED IN STEEL HARDCORE SORT OF APPEAL SCORE ON THA FIELD/WARD OFF SWORDS WITH THA SHIELD DIDN'T REDESIGN JUST/STUDIED CONTOURS OF THA WHEEL MADE A FEW IMPROVEMENTS/FUNK WAS THA PRINCIPAL INCLUSION/ I USED TO KEEP YA/GLUED TO MY MUSIC DO IT/THAT'S MY CONCLUSION WHY WASTE TIME LIKE U/SIDEWINDERS SNOOZIN? I'M A B/BRUISN UR BRAIN,/CONTUSIONS YA OL' GIRL LOOSIN HER BRAIN/CONFUSION CALL HERSELF USIN MY NAME/CHOOSIN LOOKIN FOR THA CHEESE IN THA MAZE/ILLUSIONS I AIN'T THAT/EAGER TA PLAY/UNLESS ODDS ARE FAVORABLE SO SAVE IT HOE/QUIT TRYIN TA PLAY ME CLOSE RHYTHM IS WHAT U FOLLOW WITHOUT NO FUNK IT GET HARD TO SWALLOW MEANIN IT'S HARD TO GIVE UP YO DOLLAS IF U CAN SMELL WHAT I'M TELL U HOLLA CAUSE MOST OF U DUDES/MOVE LIKE U IN PRISON TOLD WHEN TO SIT SPIT SHIT/BUT U ISN'T IT'S ALL IN UR MIND/BUT TIME FOR A JAILBREAK/I GOT THA FAILSAFE/FOOLPROOF/GOONPROOF/PLATOON PROOF SUREFIRE CAIN'T MISS/STAIN RESISTANT MISSION IMPOSSIBLE CONQUEROR/STOMPIN FOOLS INTO MUDHOLES WHEN THA/FUNK FLOW/PUNK YO WHOLE UNIVERSITY/WITH NO MERCY HEART PULSATIN VERSES/WITH ADVERSITY FIRST TO MEET DEMANDS/TONGUE AND TEETH IN HAND CAIN'T BEAT THA BRAND/SLEEP BENEATH THA SAND PLEASE UNDERSTAND/THESE IS RHINOS RIP ROARING MORTIFYIN FLOW/FROM THA HIEROS BOUNCE/JUST LIKE INFLATABLE RUBBER SINCE U COULDN'T WAIT TO DISCOVER/NOW U'VE FOUND IT BY GEORGE/FORGED IN STEEL HARDCORE SORT OF APPEAL SCORE ON THA FIELD/WARD OFF SWORDS WITH THA SHIELD DIDN'T REDESIGN JUST/STUDIED CONTOURS OF THA WHEEL MADE A FEW IMPROVEMENTS/FUNK WAS THA PRINCIPAL INCLUSION/ I USED TO KEEP YA/GLUED TO MY MUSIC DO IT/THAT'S MY CONCLUSION WHY WASTE TIME LIKE U/SIDEWINDERS SNOOZIN? I'M A B/BRUISN UR BRAIN,/CONTUSIONS YA OL' GIRL LOOSIN HER BRAIN/CONFUSION CALL HERSELF USIN MY NAME/CHOOSIN LOOKIN FOR THA CHEESE IN THA MAZE/ILLUSIONS I AIN'T THAT/EAGER TA PLAY/UNLESS ODDS ARE FAVORABLE SO SAVE IT HOE/QUIT TRYIN TA PLAY ME CLOSE RHYTHM IS WHAT U FOLLOW WITHOUT NO FUNK IT GET HARD TO SWALLOW MEANIN IT'S HARD TO GIVE UP YO DOLLAS IF U CAN SMELL WHAT I'M TELL U HOLLA IF U DON'T KNOW I DON'T KNOW WHO THA FUCK KNOW? I DON'T FUCKIN KNOW, GET TA KNOW, REALLY DOE. YA KNOW? IF U DON'T KNOW I DON'T KNOW WHO THA FUCK KNOW? I DON'T FUCKIN KNOW, GET TA KNOW, REALLY DOE. YA KNOW?
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simple satisfaction i'm a keep it alive the funk with this lil special device the funk it works for me "what's that?" the funk lemme flip the switch and get it started the funk try to go against the funk? you finished you gone subsitute? you finished DzL funk from the begining to the 9th inning and my team is winning homeboy you finished Sir Di dirty wordsmith poetry perfect so serious with the lip service somebody get him a mop properly sop up this mess left by the previous guests yes that's an order from the lord of the funk continuum any fool disagree send me em i'll attend to em quick fast leave his ass pickin thru the trash lightning bolt voltage extra watts add pressure to yo box tell it to stop but Del is a rock unmoveable juggernaut astronaut but on the asphalt with my rap vault now open to the public for observation admiration of how we used to play it daze and amaze with flow any engagement is like a wedding reception hope you get a reception don't miss out on this fresh cut jeah tried to told ja i visualize with mind of minolta definin the culture moooove widdit groove widdit body and soul connect we bout to perfect the action for simple satisfaction that come from sayin that we did it you ain't widdit then don't i don't care you just miss the boat hitler? nope Sir DzL leader of the funk people i'm a see you cause Funk Or Die that was the promise sooooo.... deep but wear my heartbeat on my sleeve let it vibrate the signal leads to the thing you need to cling to believe i'm a tell you that it's real i had to feel not in the sense of sensual touch but you can tell the difference when you gettin the rush not drugs not to fuck off yo buzz but this came befo the additives nigga i'm bad and big come test it words leave you herbed no further suggestions swerve to a session in less than half an hour i got a pad with paragraphs of power now you're devoured you ain't allowed to talk cause you foul and false mouthin off like a child of God but you get beatdown with freestyles cause ya cheap style don't even need to be out believe me it's wild uncontrollable foldin you like a bank roll jeah takin control i'm back with Zac crackin yo wig back with that counter-attack for that counterfeit bought over the counter shit i got thousands of scripts from down it the pit deep underground where the system crank causin earthquakes ya heard it reverberate i'm sure that you can relate if you funky no further debate mooove widdit grooove widdit on ya mark and get seeeeeet go! Del the funkyhomosapien once again sometimes from the end to the beginning if you can smell the fragrance tell them dunces don't say shit you must be out yo mind crazy like a bag of sprayed weed they way out yo league better leave it to the big boys jeah deep in the land of funk funk or die that was the promise soooooo..... visuallly stimulating like a porno flick born to rip the present form to bits don't even trip if you slip out yo comfort zone once you zone you gone leave it alone Di get deep in yo dome like psychiactrics clumsy foes who bite might get captured
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"str8t from tha big bad westcoast" str8t from tha big bad westcoast let's go... (wanna b startin somethin, just funkin) (spell it D-E-L is...) (P Provider West Side Insider) Donkey Kong part2 everytime i hear these weak niggas get ta rappin, i just, dog... got hot garbage out on the curb too don't b tryin to clown i mean it really hurt me, you know, knowin we got musical headhunters, all the way up to fuck raph saddiq what's wrong i'm leavin out all tha dope spitters, cause that's something i'm Sir DzL, that title mean regal you better smell my funk from the Big Yea Area and it ain't no punk dig?] "str8t from tha big bad westcoast" str8t from tha big bad westcoast let's go... (wanna b startin somethin, just funkin) (spell it D-E-L is...) (P Provider West Side Insider) Donkey Kong part2 everytime i hear these weak niggas get ta rappin, i just, dog... got hot garbage out on the curb too don't b tryin to clown i mean it really hurt me, you know, knowin we got musical headhunters, all the way up to fuck raph saddiq what's wrong i'm leavin out all tha dope spitters, cause that's something i'm Sir DzL, that title mean regal you better smell my funk from the Big Yea Area and it ain't no punk dig?] str8t from tha big bad west coast let's go DzL yo guest host deadly like asbestos Destro wrestling check em with a death hold pretzel gracie school of jujitstu twist you there's a small issue somebody said we were fish food cause the spotlight ain't hittin dudes you kiddin fool nigga a spotlight? i got light showin you tha way like a lighthouse it ain't my fault you too dumb to try it out for fear of lookin like you lesser worryin bout other people and they weak suggestions like don't do that that shit is cornball they say tha same shit to me while i'm on tour and far out they reach how's tha streets? i often wonder cause they sittin on that same milk crate i understand why they feel hate it hurts when ya set straight quit talkin start watchin str8t from tha big bad west coast let's go DzL yo guest host deadly like asbestos Destro wrestling check em with a death hold pretzel gracie school of jujitstu twist you there's a small issue somebody said we were fish food cause the spotlight ain't hittin dudes you kiddin fool nigga a spotlight? i got light showin you tha way like a lighthouse it ain't my fault you too dumb to try it out for fear of lookin like you lesser worryin bout other people and they weak suggestions like don't do that that shit is cornball they say tha same shit to me while i'm on tour and far out they reach how's tha streets? i often wonder cause they sittin on that same milk crate i understand why they feel hate it hurts when ya set straight quit talkin start watchin my name is Sir DzL i'm not them other options i got it goin on and poppin Too Short proved you could do it no problem Ice Cube Sir Jinx really stirred tha drinks i'm talkin bout that path back then with wax on a phonograph i'll plant you now and dig you up later need to quit hatin conduct an investigation West civilization got somethin ta add to tha equation and that ain't no jim crow shit that you cain't drink from my water fountain bullshit i gots love for all tha cats rappin where ever they makin it happen it's all action and that's what's happenin literally i just peep some niggas think that they can shit on a beat by the most popular producer out circa my name is Sir DzL i'm not them other options i got it goin on and poppin Too Short proved you could do it no problem Ice Cube Sir Jinx really stirred tha drinks i'm talkin bout that path back then with wax on a phonograph i'll plant you now and dig you up later need to quit hatin conduct an investigation West civilization got somethin ta add to tha equation and that ain't no jim crow shit that you cain't drink from my water fountain bullshit i gots love for all tha cats rappin where ever they makin it happen it's all action and that's what's happenin literally i just peep some niggas think that they can shit on a beat by the most popular producer out circa when you unearthed that worthless waste take tha auto tune off leave tha gimmicks at home you ain't foolin nobody dumb nigga it's on lemme spit somethin for em let tha homie twist somethin for em them cali buds ah ha now he feel tha cali love go head, shit it's on tha house now relax and peep cali got somethin for tha drought don't get me wrong i salute the Bronx i would never dare to do this art and dilute tha content ever since i heard the phonics reminded me of richard pryor that's tha only rapper that i could mention prior to that what melle mel was rappin about? i could see that from tha back of my house and that was befo' crack was out when you unearthed that worthless waste take tha auto tune off leave tha gimmicks at home you ain't foolin nobody dumb nigga it's on lemme spit somethin for em let tha homie twist somethin for em them cali buds ah ha now he feel tha cali love go head, shit it's on tha house now relax and peep cali got somethin for tha drought don't get me wrong i salute the Bronx i would never dare to do this art and dilute tha content ever since i heard the phonics reminded me of richard pryor that's tha only rapper that i could mention prior to that what melle mel was rappin about? i could see that from tha back of my house and that was befo' crack was out niggas just was freebasin but i was mesmorized by complete phrases... poignant statements that if written out on paper you haters couldn't say shit it was crazy cause flavor appealed to tha days i seen growin up as a child in tha '70s y'all don't know nothin bout that mofo be glad to hop out tha shack and upgrade liike tha jeffersons now mofos act like tha ghetto is tha best it is and that's ain't a hater statement if u love it then save it it is what you make it and basically it's down to tha basics survival of tha fittest and tha quick witted makes no difference tha distance apart my whole fuckin family from tha south now i wish you would start i got peops in tha east too all my kin in south central i see you my cousin Tigre' used to babysit me niggas just was freebasin but i was mesmorized by complete phrases... poignant statements that if written out on paper you haters couldn't say shit it was crazy cause flavor appealed to tha days i seen growin up as a child in tha '70s y'all don't know nothin bout that mofo be glad to hop out tha shack and upgrade liike tha jeffersons now mofos act like tha ghetto is tha best it is and that's ain't a hater statement if u love it then save it it is what you make it and basically it's down to tha basics survival of tha fittest and tha quick witted makes no difference tha distance apart my whole fuckin family from tha south now i wish you would start i got peops in tha east too all my kin in south central i see you my cousin Tigre' used to babysit me encouraged my rappin and would watch mtv with me when mofos had curls and you thought it was all palm trees cause u couldn't see the media didn't even come back then with camera men where gang violence was crackin in full effect u thought niggas was surfers never got close enough ta see where tha dirt was in oakland knew where tha turfs was my parents had a plan though and i'm part of tha plan i am hope dig that suka more substance in in my bars than most you niggas on tha mic can absorb Sir DzL tha overlord of funk on tha one showin West Side support and love let's work together like tha '70s so we can all shine separately incredibly jeah encouraged my rappin and would watch mtv with me when mofos had curls and you thought it was all palm trees cause u couldn't see the media didn't even come back then with camera men where gang violence was crackin in full effect u thought niggas was surfers never got close enough ta see where tha dirt was in oakland knew where tha turfs was my parents had a plan though and i'm part of tha plan i am hope dig that suka more substance in in my bars than most you niggas on tha mic can absorb Sir DzL tha overlord of funk on tha one showin West Side support and love let's work together like tha '70s so we can all shine separately incredibly jeah yeah that's proof mofo with tha blindfold on...now peep this shit that you can tell it's a hiero song uh huh, jeah i know huh? i been tryin to tell niggas tha whole time we can share tha earth we don't say Del never said nothin that wasn't sorta cool Sir Jinx cracked tha riddle of tha Sphinx Ice Cube he gave me tha right tools Sir DzL i'm an institution the West got some suka repellant fuck what they yellin jeah] yeah that's proof mofo with tha blindfold on...now peep this shit that you can tell it's a hiero song uh huh, jeah i know huh? i been tryin to tell niggas tha whole time we can share tha earth we don't say Del never said nothin that wasn't sorta cool Sir Jinx cracked tha riddle of tha Sphinx Ice Cube he gave me tha right tools Sir DzL i'm an institution the West got some suka repellant fuck what they yellin jeah]
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Land of funk 04:52
WE OFF TO THE LAND OF FUNK WHERE YOU CAN DAMN NEAR DO ANYTHANG YOU WANT BUT TAKE IT EASY! DON'T SPLURGE THE FUNK YOU GOT THE URGE TO FUNK YOU GOTTA MAKE IT LAST IT'S A STONE GAS I'M THE SWORN PROTECTOR OF THE NECTOR I GOT THE JUICE TO GET YOU IN THE SECTOR RIGHT ON RIGHT HERE C'MON LET'S GO WHILE WE IN THE CLEAR AHH TRIUMPH OVER CHUMPS AND TURKEYS AND OBVIOUS SQUARES WHO WORK HARD TO TRY TO JERK ME FIRST SEE SELF THEN OTHERS BE TRANSLUCENT DI DID IT MAYBE THEY CAN'T DO IT WASTIN SOME GOOD FUNK GIMME THAT SHIT I'M TAXIN YOU BITCH AT 75% NEXT TIME KEEP IT LIKE YOU WANT IT INSTEAD OF JUST WIPIN YO ASS WITH IT THEN YOU FEEL HAUNTED WHEN IT'S GONE IN A SONG I DEFINE THE WHOLE PARAMETER DRAW THE DIAMETER CROSS THE COUNTY LINE NOW YOU'RE FOUND BEHIND FUNK FRONTIERS YOU PUNK NEGROS DON'T WANT NONE HERE AU CONTRAIR ONE SNARE GET MY FLOW BEYOND AIR LAND SEA WATER AND FIRE TO THE ETHERWORLD OR DEEPER STILL WITH A PEEK THRU THE VEIL FROLIC WITH THE KNOWLEDGE THAT THE SLUMPASAURUS EXISTS JUST TWIST YO KNOB TO FUNK AND GET A WHIFF SMELL THAT INHALE THAT IT'S IN THE FOLIAGE I'M SHOWIN YOU THE WAY CAUSE LOTS OF FOOLS DON'T BE KNOWIN THIS AND I'M THE PROTECTOR OF THE FUNK SELECTED BY THE TRUSTED COUNCIL FOR MY ABILITY TO CREATE A FORUM WHERE BUTTS CAN BOUNCE STILL IN A WORLD DEVOID OF FUNK OK NOW YOU GOTTA GET READY FOR THIS PART "WHAT PART?" THIS ONE PART HERE, NOW IT START TAKIN YOU INTO THIS, LIKE ILL TWIST DIG IT "OK, OK I...I DIG" OK WE GONE KEEP MOVIN THRU RIGHT CHEA "IT'S CREEPY" QUIT WHININ WE ALMOST THERE FOO "THIS IS WEIRD...I FEEL STRANGE" YOU SPOSED TO, DIG IT JUST A BAR MAYBE LEFT OK JUMP HERE LET'S GO! WHO ARE YOU?! "HEY HEY HEY" WE DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE "I KNOW BUT" WHO TOLD YOU BOUT OUR SCENE? "WELL UR" YOU BETTER START TALKIN FAST "WELL, CHILL.." DON'T MAKE NO SUDDEN MOVES "I'M COOLER THAN COLD" WE AIMIN OUR FUNK AT YOU I KNOW YOU MUST BE SPIES FOR THE BARBARIANS FROM OUTSIDE WE'RE GOING TO FUNK WITH YOU "WAIT!" TOO LATE SUKA WHAT A PREDICTAMENT YOU GONE AND SLIPPED UP IN A SIMPLE MIX UP BUT GET STUCK IN THE FUNK AND WE GOTTA FUNK YOU UP ONE TIME AND YOU GONE TELL US WHAT THE FUNK BE ON YOUR MIND OUTSIDE JIVE JESTERS ALWAYS QUESTION THE HEALING PROPERTIES OF FUNK BUT WANNA STILL WALK WITH A CHUNK YOU MUST BE DUMB TO THINK YOU GETTIN AWAY SCOTT FREE I GOT THE LOCK AND KEY I PRESERVE THE FUNK FOR FUTURE GENERATIONS LET EM KNOW IT'S THE NUCLEUS OF NEW SENSATIONS BEST TO KNOW WHERE YOU COME FROM CAUSE YOU MAY HAVE TO GO BACK KOJACK BUT YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT I KNOW YOU NEED A HEARING AID HERE TAKE A FACE FULL OF FUNK YOU CAN CLEARLY TASTE THE DIFFERENCE IN A TASTE TEST WITH THE FAKE MESS PERPETRATING MUSICAL SKILL GOT PEOPLE SO CONFUSED DUE TO OVERKILL I'M A LITTLE OLDER STILL I GOTTA SECRET FUNK KEEP ME BENEATH THE FECES UNDERGROUND ON SOME DEEP SHIT STRESS FREE ON THE CASE AND THEN I BEAT IT WITHOUT THE SEQUINED GLOVE PEEP THE LOVE IN EACH BASE THROB I TAKE MY JOB SERIOUS BUT IT'S FUN TO FUNK I ONLY CAME TO GIVE YOU WHAT YOU WANT EVEN IF YOU DON'T KNOW THAT YOU WANT IT YET YOU ALREADY PEEPED GAME YOU JUST AIN'T APPLIED IT A-PLUS MY GUIDANCE COUNSELLOR NOT MY SIDEKICK PROVIDED A NEW FORM OF FUNK THAT'LL PRY OPEN YA EYELIDS COMPOUND7 NOW TRY THIS SPECIAL INGREDIENT BUT DON'T BE GREEDY BITCH OR WE GONE FUNK YOU UP AND THAT'S IMMEDIATE NOW ALL RISE FALL IN LINE EVERYBODY CHIME IN ON TIME FUNK IS CONTINUOUS "FUNK IS CONTINUOUS" FUNKIN IS A FUNCTION "FUNKIN IS A FUNCTION" I WILL HONOR THE THE FUNK "I WILL HONOR THE FUNK" THE FUNK IS FRAGILE HANDLE THE FUNK WITH CARE "THE FUNK IS FRAGILE HANDLE THE FUNK WITH CARE" IT'S DYNOMITE "IT'S DYNOMITE" IT'S OUTTA SIGHT "IT'S OUTASITE" WE INTERPLANETARY FUNKIN "WE INTERPLANETARY FUNKIN" LIGHT YEARS AWAY FROM SQUARES AND TURKEYS "LIGHT YEARS AWAY FROM SQUARES AND TURKEYS" FUNK IS A FORM OF COMMUNICATION "FUNK IS A FORM OF COMMUNICATION" FUNK IS POWER SELF GENERATED "FUNK IS POWER SELF GENERATED" FUNK'LL KEEP THE LIGHTS ON "FUNK'LL KEEP THE LIGHTS ON" P G AND E AIN'T GOT NOTHIN ON DI "P G AND E AIN'T GOT NOTHIN ON DI" WE FUNKIN WILLIN AND ABLE "WE FUNKIN WILLIN AND ABLE" TO FUNK IN THE WORLD WIDE FUNK FEDERATION "TO FUNK IN THE WORLD WIDE FUNK FEDERATION" THE W W F F "THE W W F F"
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Young adrenaline Del, he a veteran, Son I remember him Yeah he the medicine But he don’t heal’em , his funk put an end to it Personal prescription is poisonous and venomous Young adrenaline D-E-L you did it again, you did it again Yo peep the transition from here to there Man you understand pimpin’ shits different Now peep the conversation between me and you and about clockin paper Which means makin one worthy of the cream Cause nobody passin it out Before elastic came out, yeah your ass is out If you don’t dig Concentrate the effort cause the shits big You wont live very long fuckin’ around There’s something about puttin’ my foot in front of the other Start struttin’ I’m mean with it lean with it like I’m really something to see I smell bad, yeah the funk is on me you going to get some Keep up the friction till a spark lights dry grass and fry yo ass Fire sign DZL, Leo, Some say I’m egotistical but that’s cause they below Here throw on these spectacles and see what D know Peep why my concentration deep like Preemo Don’t get mad cause you missed the bus Blame it on luck and miss the next one pulling up (ad-lib) Knowledge, groundbreaking thoughts I process Get me outta nonsense leaving most foxes astonished I’ll box ebonics talk like weed and chronic if it had human capabilities I break it down like segments on a centipede Im blowin’ steam diggin’ the scene D, he know these things He like to roll with kings and crusaders Who probably stole your rings Slide’m off your fingertips Thats how it will go on the low you never know So flossin is just not an option Don’t even wanna or feel a need to parade what i made in front of the people who made me DZL And you know if you fake they gonna see you In a minute tho I got an endless flow pinned up on the wall like centerfolds I sit enclosed in a sound lab with profound task I undergo Cause I’m coming close to the knowledge I need to get on some next shit And now I gotta lead and take work damnit And I know it all seems hella easy and fun But those be the wack ones see some action for years They maybe crackin’, poppin but they dont last too often Longevity means you survive, Short sightedness means not issued for the flight Secruity tight He gotta stay on the ground He hatin’ like a child but I’m on my way now Fuck’em let the motherfucka hop greyhound Maybe he can hang around the rim for a rebound Can’t ever see style, much too forward, plus too boring for a feeble mind dormant Evil, I know it but shit it’s kind of funny though Motherfuckas laugh at my expense on another show or another channel But I control this particular network with a different direction You alive but not actively growing So insulting me the impact below 3, Negative 26 the funniest shit cause I’m real with it Tellin you there’s money to get Keep running your lips You gonna see it’s comin’ up in a bit Hold up, hold up Conversation begins until music fades...
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7th del album, back to the funk funk

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released April 7, 2009

all tracks except simple satisfaction produced by Del, simple satisfaction produced by Zac Hendrix. All cuts and added vibes by Zac Hendrix

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Del The Funky Homosapien Richmond, California

Oakland Raider, Richmond Rap Practitioner. Hieroglyphics / Deltron 3030 / C7 / GOODXLUCK. Keep the FUNK alive.

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