It's D-E-L the Funkee Homosapien to the rescue / I'm solo and threw a bolo and left two dancers back on Soul Train / And ya know Soul Train get the fat dookie stain / Now what ya gonna do with the board with no talent / Using step 1 & step 2 to keep the show valid let's have a vote and try to register our ballots / And realize a Hammer's just a mallet / Toss him like a salad cause he ain't truly gifted / Now the party's lifted by the crew Hieroglyphics / Golly Wally, not another Elvis & Priscilla / Ice is cool, but I can't stand Vanilla / Because he takes a style and tries to mock it / Ain't nothin' personal, G / But I'm kinda inta chocolate / It's all about the black / and it's like that / And I'm so laid back cause I smoked a phat sack / Plus I'm almost through & done with a whole 40-dog of Olde English 800 / Now I peep ya concept / Ya think ya got a rep? / Dance all day, while I'm pissin' on your steps.
Chorus (Repeat 4x)
Oooh, hoo, pissin' on your steps
No Del is not a mean fellow / Just because I wanna turn your dance shoes yellow / See I'm rather mellow / Some call it lazy / Me & myself and I ain't with the daisies / Cause I'm no goddamn flower / And every single dancer in circumference / Receives a golden shower / I'm here to insult the hip hop John Travolta / Ya think ya all that / But really you're shorter than a midget / I don't fidgit, with the ballet,
Ice Cube - Fuck a dancer
Because that's what my pals say / And brothers don't shake ya rumps / Wearin' biker shorts is like chokin' on ya nuts / Because ya might end up with a cramp or a hernia / And that's much worse, than a fine girl burnin' ya / Plus it ain't fly for you to have your behind blasted all out like a feline / See I'm givin' you advice / Make ya think twice / Cause dance groups don't last past Minute Rice / So change ya conept / Acquire some skills on the mic while I'm pissin' on your steps.
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This album is a classic through and through...I remember hearing it back in 2011 and I couldn't stop listening to it back then, was always hards to find except on youtube so I'm glad I was finally able to buy it here. From the instrumentals to the lyrical content, this album will always go down as one of my favorite underground albums not even that greatest hip hop album in history. Conscious, and emotional! true_monolith