Treats For The Kiddies

from No Need For Alarm by Del The Funky Homosapien



Del Talking

"A problem? Yeah I got a problem.
Cause. . . I been waitin for hella
long for this shit to come out?
Now this the tricks and treats shit, ya know?
Now all y'all motherfuckas that listen to it,
and I'm sick and tired of
this shit, because...
all you wack motherfuckers keep comin out with records!
And guess what I'm about to do?
Guess what I'm 'bout to do?!
I'm 'bout to catch you out there. . .
and chop your motherfuckin head off!!!"

Who's the jester? / Under pressure? / Not me! / I hate emcees a lot, flee / Escape, / I'll tape your mouth closed / Dispose of your flows / The ones that you chose / Don't compare / Where is your other shit? / When I discover it / I'm shovin that shit / Right back in your mouth, / And start with another kick / Good riddance / Floods of blood like the Red Sea splashes / When I smash kids / Ashes and cremations /We wait in the torture chamber / Of course you blame a brother like Del for murder / Word up, on a mission / It's in my heart rippin fools apart / You dart and dash / But I'll remove your heart fast / With my bare hands / Stashed it into their plans / I'd like to see it pulsate in my palm / Squeeze it, squish it / Eat it with a biscuit for breakfast / You're next, if you step with / Your bright ideas / I might apply years of rhymin / Til the time when I blind men / With a flash of light / I'll blast you right in your corneas / I'm warnin ya's / So take heed to that / Before you bleed, in fact / I'm keepin niggas outta my head / Outta my head / Instead, / they bled /They dead, / Call the Feds

Chorus (Repeat 4x)
This is how you're treated (this is how you're treated)
When my rhyme's completed
Niggas get defeated (defeated!)

I wanna push and shove / Take off the kid gloves / Teren the terrorist / Where a fist holds a dagger
Stick it in your stomach and drag your / Insides across the ground / Get 'em at the lost and found / At the police station / I'm patient / I won't get you yet / So sweat / You're no threat / I bet I can belt your brain
When my scalpel felt your brain you convulsed / No pulse / We lost him / Cost him his life / Fuckin around / It's too easy to buck 'em down / Let 'em drown / Face down in a toilet / Take his brain and boil it / Watchin who I tell cuz they'll spoil it / They might reveal my anger is real / Keep your lips sealed / Or you’re the next to keel over / Or Murderous / Refer to us / When you feel the need / To bleed your chicken feed / Yeah, plead for mercy / Before I burst free / I'm blood thirsty / When it comes to who disturbs me / I make your life complicated, ya hate it / Emcees get ground and grated / While they waited / In the lobby / It's my hobby / It'll probably be me / Who sees your knees buckle / Fuck you / And your duck crew / I'ma pluck you from safety / When I break free

Chorus (Repeat 4x)

This is how you're treated (this is how you're treated)
When my rhyme's completed
Niggas get defeated (defeated!)


from No Need For Alarm, released January 1, 1993


all rights reserved



Del The Funky Homosapien Richmond, California

Oakland Raider, Richmond Rap Practitioner. Hieroglyphics / Deltron 3030 / C7 / GOODXLUCK. Keep the FUNK alive.

contact / help

Contact Del The Funky Homosapien

Streaming and
Download help

Shipping and returns

Report this track or account

If you like Del The Funky Homosapien, you may also like: