Funk Man ( the stimulus package)

by Del The Funky Homosapien

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7th del album, back to the funk funk

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released 07 April 2009

all tracks except simple satisfaction produced by Del, simple satisfaction produced by Zac Hendrix. All cuts and added vibes by Zac Hendrix

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Track Name: Get it right now!
get it right now
chorus:
get it right
get it now
get it right now
why wait why debate
get it right now
befo they put me on
time out or lights out
get it right
get it now
get it right now [x2]
you need some motivation
you need to know ur place and
fall-back or get called-out
know what i'm sayin'?[x2]
oh u didn't know?
well it goes-like-thiiiiis
verse uno:
open up ur blinds let tha/light shine thru it's
del with the i.q. of/einstein tha final
equation/elated to rhyme to tha audience
haters cain't relate they be/tryin to start arguements
all them fools marked for death/and they toe get tagged
when a flow's dispatched/it make foes relax...
and think about it a second
befo i even touch tha mic and/that's without a suggestion
start countin ur blessings/i'm clownin u peasants who b
doubtin my message/ur style's not impressive
get it right now
chorus:
get it right
get it now
get it right now
why wait why debate
get it right now
befo they put me on
time out or lights out
get it right
get it now
get it right now [x2]
you need some motivation
you need to know ur place and
fall-back or get called-out
know what i'm sayin'?[x2]
oh u didn't know?
well it goes-like-thiiiiis
verse uno:
open up ur blinds let tha/light shine thru it's
del with the i.q. of/einstein tha final
equation/elated to rhyme to tha audience
haters cain't relate they be/tryin to start arguements
all them fools marked for death/and they toe get tagged
when a flow's dispatched/it make foes relax...
and think about it a second
befo i even touch tha mic and/that's without a suggestion
start countin ur blessings/i'm clownin u peasants who b
doubtin my message/ur style's not impressive

i'm usin my time wisly/nothing can slide by me
fools try me and at tha/end b like "why me?"
why not?/i can see ur blind spot
birds try ta jock/they can go find tha flock
time is on tha clock but not a/second ta watch
got a plot synchronized on tha/dot ready-or-not
chorus:
get it right
get it now
get it right now
why wait why debate
get it right now
befo they put me on
time out or lights out
get it right
get it now
get it right now [x2]
verse dos:
i'm takin this shit back to the essence
if anybody wanna talk shit/i gotta message
keep it to urself or your health/will b lessened
depleting like an energy bar/cause you b stressin/stupidness
who is this nigga up in my business?
get his ass up out of here/befo i start flippin
like channels on a remote control/i don't condone fools on
tha
mic who cain't hold they own/i'm on tha throne
zone with me it's tha ticket
to the next situation gettin explicit /now picture it
physical evidence gone i'll b aquitted/gettin funky with the/
linguistics? that's tradition
infliction of pain on perpetrators /wishin
to slip in my position but naw/good riddens
i'm usin my time wisly/nothing can slide by me
fools try me and at tha/end b like "why me?"
why not?/i can see ur blind spot
birds try ta jock/they can go find tha flock
time is on tha clock but not a/second ta watch
got a plot synchronized on tha/dot ready-or-not
chorus:
get it right
get it now
get it right now
why wait why debate
get it right now
befo they put me on
time out or lights out
get it right
get it now
get it right now [x2]
verse dos:
i'm takin this shit back to the essence
if anybody wanna talk shit/i gotta message
keep it to urself or your health/will b lessened
depleting like an energy bar/cause you b stressin/stupidness
who is this nigga up in my business?
get his ass up out of here/befo i start flippin
like channels on a remote control/i don't condone fools on
tha
mic who cain't hold they own/i'm on tha throne
zone with me it's tha ticket
to the next situation gettin explicit /now picture it
physical evidence gone i'll b aquitted/gettin funky with the/
linguistics? that's tradition
infliction of pain on perpetrators /wishin
to slip in my position but naw/good riddens

if u didn't chip in u/can't get a bit of this
deliberate backstabbing that's shit's/ridiculous
biatch
verse tres:
yeah bitch i'm a /rhyme forever
x marks tha spot/now go find tha treasure
funk fatality battle me?/u catchin a blizzard
i got allergies affected by u/wack-ass niggas
let me go and get bread/spit hot lead, spread tha gospel
topple you fools who wanna pop so /much shit
fuck it time for me ta/flush it
do tha people justice/rock my production
hoes b lustin no/you can't touch him
follow his instructions no/he ain't fuckin
indestructable /walk into the session
soon as i catch tha groove/it's impressive
delapadate ya crew/niggas fake as u?
i cain't relate to you/this is for the real
people who take tha/truth and injest it
let it radiate in tha soul/and manifest it
if u didn't chip in u/can't get a bit of this
deliberate backstabbing that's shit's/ridiculous
biatch
verse tres:
yeah bitch i'm a /rhyme forever
x marks tha spot/now go find tha treasure
funk fatality battle me?/u catchin a blizzard
i got allergies affected by u/wack-ass niggas
let me go and get bread/spit hot lead, spread tha gospel
topple you fools who wanna pop so /much shit
fuck it time for me ta/flush it
do tha people justice/rock my production
hoes b lustin no/you can't touch him
follow his instructions no/he ain't fuckin
indestructable /walk into the session
soon as i catch tha groove/it's impressive
delapadate ya crew/niggas fake as u?
i cain't relate to you/this is for the real
people who take tha/truth and injest it
let it radiate in tha soul/and manifest it
Track Name: And they thought that was hell
and they thought that was and they thought that was
hell
hip hop
an asylum run
by inmates
who be wildin
so i'm comin with a
heavier dose
this medication is
safe for you slowpokes
don't choke just
swallow it
follow it
with this funk flow
pourin from the bottle
some of y'all don't mind
if you die in the spotlight
long as you shine
you be crossin the line
and you out of your mind
they very own
personal Dr. Frankenstein
and the monster is
take a guess
right in front of your face
take a guess
you can't figure it out?
you figure it's me
cause i stay way

ahead of you dweebs
my regiment be
the strictest rituals
habitual funk for
competion it's critical
get exposed in the
expose' soon as you
step on stage
get fragged with grenades
average a day of
raps per capita
slappin ya
you just a passenger
that be taggin along
you average and on some other shit
that you think is nice
well think twice
life is too short to be
a shorty it's the story of the
glorious trail the
metamorphous of Del
livin large the
nigga's in charge of the game
like a caretaker
a shareholder with a
rare aura
everybody think they hip
connected through the world wide web
with microchips
cell phones radiate the
mic i spit into
sending feed back so
please just leave that
thang where you came from
ahead of you dweebs
my regiment be
the strictest rituals
habitual funk for
competion it's critical
get exposed in the
expose' soon as you
step on stage
get fragged with grenades
average a day of
raps per capita
slappin ya
you just a passenger
that be taggin along
you average and on some other shit
that you think is nice
well think twice
life is too short to be
a shorty it's the story of the
glorious trail the
metamorphous of Del
livin large the
nigga's in charge of the game
like a caretaker
a shareholder with a
rare aura
everybody think they hip
connected through the world wide web
with microchips
cell phones radiate the
mic i spit into
sending feed back so
please just leave that
thang where you came from

i'm a leave your brain num
you ain't gonna need it
after feelin the invasion
ceiling's gonna cave in
vibrations bounce and
drill into the pavement
i'm thrillin you with entertainment
i never gave
anybody hell
i just told them what's up
and they thought that was hell
D-E-L and i'm
back from hell
trapped in hell
where i learned to master self
have you in a spell with
my magical raps that i tell
caught in the rapture
relaxed with yourself
funk fill you with a
passion that'll push you
past it
and leave them
tricky bastards in hell
H-E-double hockey sticks
i know i'm hot so
hop off my dick
talkin shit at a
mile a minute
you can tell the lieutenant to
fuck the speed limit
i'm a leave your brain num
you ain't gonna need it
after feelin the invasion
ceiling's gonna cave in
vibrations bounce and
drill into the pavement
i'm thrillin you with entertainment
i never gave
anybody hell
i just told them what's up
and they thought that was hell
D-E-L and i'm
back from hell
trapped in hell
where i learned to master self
have you in a spell with
my magical raps that i tell
caught in the rapture
relaxed with yourself
funk fill you with a
passion that'll push you
past it
and leave them
tricky bastards in hell
H-E-double hockey sticks
i know i'm hot so
hop off my dick
talkin shit at a
mile a minute
you can tell the lieutenant to
fuck the speed limit

you know when it's on
once you smell that
fire and brimstone
i'm at the end zone
i find
most of this
bullshit pushed as
entertainment
very educational
as soon as it
make a home and try to
take control i just
pick up a book and read
cause i can't believe
none of the crap they
put on tv
tell lie vision
hell if i listen to a
mofo who whole
mission is to get in my
brain
sit and find blame with
anything i got going
they plot is more important
all i gotta say is
so what?
reality tv is
so far from that
mofos be washed up and
try to come back on
some wack syndicated madness
imitation of the fatness
you know when it's on
once you smell that
fire and brimstone
i'm at the end zone
i find
most of this
bullshit pushed as
entertainment
very educational
as soon as it
make a home and try to
take control i just
pick up a book and read
cause i can't believe
none of the crap they
put on tv
tell lie vision
hell if i listen to a
mofo who whole
mission is to get in my
brain
sit and find blame with
anything i got going
they plot is more important
all i gotta say is
so what?
reality tv is
so far from that
mofos be washed up and
try to come back on
some wack syndicated madness
imitation of the fatness

that is now public access
at this
moment in time you are
frozen in time i'm
holdin you with rhyme flow
patterns that average adults
say is thought provoking
he talks like he's
brought up from Oakland
hold notions back
till i find the quotient
feelin like a vulcan
amongst trollkins
no comprende
if they got the sense
from they sensei they
sensei need ben gay
(ladies and gentlemen
i present to you
the finest
your highness
Sir DzL
your knight in funky armor)
i'm a put you in the
mood to funk
funk'll have you feelin a groove
the groove is on me
on the house
i'm buyin out the bar
try me out
you know them other
that is now public access
at this
moment in time you are
frozen in time i'm
holdin you with rhyme flow
patterns that average adults
say is thought provoking
he talks like he's
brought up from Oakland
hold notions back
till i find the quotient
feelin like a vulcan
amongst trollkins
no comprende
if they got the sense
from they sensei they
sensei need ben gay
(ladies and gentlemen
i present to you
the finest
your highness
Sir DzL
your knight in funky armor)
i'm a put you in the
mood to funk
funk'll have you feelin a groove
the groove is on me
on the house
i'm buyin out the bar
try me out
you know them other

dudes is butt
straight ass crack
now you askin for your
money back
this one's on me
on the house
lemme see something
show me what it's
all about
sweat pourin all
in my shirt
the air conditioner don't work
dudes is butt
straight ass crack
now you askin for your
money back
this one's on me
on the house
lemme see something
show me what it's
all about
sweat pourin all
in my shirt
the air conditioner don't work
Track Name: Fit like a glove
fit like a glove


jeah
i got that shit
i got that shit that
really work and it fit
like a glove
and i be speadin the love
i ain't stingy
niggas just gotta get wit me
perfect fit
try it on for size
you gone work it
put it on
flaunt it on purpose
make it your own
take it and grow
haters don't know
we tried to tell em this shit
100s of years ago

ok all you mugs lissen up
we got a few fools out here
poppin shit about us
i know you heard
same ol' backwards shit
by now i know u probably used to it
i got news fo them tho
hustlin baby
end of discussion
handle it


on the goodfoot
movin forward
all u niggas who be
so full 'o shit
i just ignore u
comin up wit
cures for ills
mysterious fields that
be hoverin
i peep and discover them
the consequences as
the song commences
dumb defenseless
sons of bitches shouldn't tempt this
in an instant
i will away offences
to distances that render
them inneffectual
flow is impeccable
checkin hoes
disrespectin foes
who don't need no label
call em joe shmoe
i don't need no label
make my own dough
u wanna get in on this
funk then compromise
seein as i'm on the rise
the industry's demise
i had the foresight to
notice in development
Sir DzL
he never settle fo less


ghetto express
delivery like federal express
keep the harmony
within confusing boundaries
that's my specialty
illusions surrounding me
just be comedy
outdated special fx
cuttin edge in 1936
most of all i see be
straight up fiction
depictions of mofos
playin the victim
way too privileged
who be hatin like bitches
way too suspisious
need to take ur position

out my way mofo
movin thru
you get an "F" for fired
i got it from here jack

your idea of discipline
about as dumb as it gets
your mind shallow
that ain't as deep as it gets
the flow's heat when i spit?
roast mofos plus the
beat to a crisp
ain't no secret to this
Sir DzL the
reaper my bitch
ain't no sequel to this


get off my dick and
make ur own sequence of hits
i be deep in the abyss
frequently pissed
because u underestimate
how i be freakin the gift
completely in bliss
walk around souped like Cambell's
can't tell
or accept
i got it goin on
F ur test
i walk around
expecially vexed
ready to rep
because i know you petty and pet
as in petro
throw u in the death hold
flexin flows
press more than you can tow
you go ahead attribute
my triumph with flukes
shit again right in yo grill
there's the proof
jeah
you can't hear me tho
i got an eerie flow i know
it spook ya
bitch it's the future
get used to it
DzL he here to stay
drill funk in yo ear
give you an earache
fear make you tremble


backstab yo own kinfolk
that's how you know that the
end is close
Sir DzL
i'm a win the vote
cause i give em hope
and your whole intent is to
pimp a hoe

you gotta be fuckin kiddin
i will slap the shit outta you mofo
get the fuck outta here
i see u think you're
superior in every corridor
where attributes and faculties
kick it
but you weak
that's the most accurate description
and no you don't hear me
what i'm sayin ain't nearly near
what it appears to be
handle it
Sir DzL
comin to you live
like a telephone wire layin
out in the street
zzzzt! watch out
here to serve the community
with true flow fluidly
ain't nothin new to me
i taught the school to read
now dig that
jeah
Track Name: Go against the grain
go against the grain get
told to yo face

my time is short
my thoughts are lazer
precise and accurate
master any phase of
mordern technology
concerning audio fidelity
finally settling you meddling
foes who ain't
never in vogue you just
better let go befo i
get in your dome and just
set up a home to rest
DzL he only
promote the best
locin up to blow the set
sky high nice try nigga
i roll with vets who
never stray away from the
flavor taste some
oopsie i threw in some razor blades
ace of spades i lay
naysayers to waste
prey for grace but
act like you want it first
cause see me i'm not at
all concerned
really though you need a
hearing aid cause you don't hear me though


slap you in yo earlobe with
funk till you fear it though

my time
priceless
my rhyme
niceness
i got something for ya and i
think you gone like it
funk in the fashion
something to blast in yo
vast envelope of space
keep a hold of the faith
build strength to
hold the weight
you go against the grain you get
told to yo face

like eh, dude
i ain't here to grade you but
you waaaay due for a learnin
once i drip some funk in your ear
you gone feel that burnin in yo sternum
that's how you know
you ain't fast you slow
gimme that
you cain't have it no mo

you just a victim of circumstance
so fuckin what?
everybody got the same story
it's classical
that's the whole balance of the challange of


gettin there
first you gotta get by the status quo
assholes with nothin to do
but fuckin with you
my time is spent on
comin up with a new
way to touch on the truth
trust in the Lord who
dominate over more than your
millions afford
all aboard you comin
whether you wanna or not
and it's gonna get hot
i saved you a spot
funk in the first degree
on me have a big helpin
if you repell it then you start meltin
cause you all jeleous
greedy fuckin car dealers
a big hoax naw i don't
feel you folks but i
smell you just the same
nothing changed you
play games but your stench
i can pick up a mile away
i'm stylin on fakes who
imitate to get a plate
but as you can see
you ain't finnah get a taste
of nothin but the funk
so say your grace
as i invade your space
and gauge your weight
i'm real heavy


feel every nerve ending bending
antennaes up and catchin
what you sendin
focus my attention on
gettin it and keepin it
defeat the stress with some
funk to digest
conductin dialect
just like a symphony
pimp epiphany
when hoes try to trick on me
ce la vie
they gone be all they can be
banshees
that keep me on my toes dancing

and i'm light on my feet bigfoot
quick and nimble
yo head is thick you simple
you know who i'm talkin to
all of you
ain't nothing wrong just
stay cool
this only phase two of
everybody play the fool
your move fool
and hurry up i ain't got all day
and you gotta move now
you playin the game
you stay in the game Jack
bitch out now and you get sent back
and you miss a turn
now you get to sit and burn
now you really hot, huh?


Sir DzL
he the deepest dig
ain't no secret he
speak how he live
keep talkin shit
cause he can talk back
10-4 good buddy
what he stuff in a rap
be too much fo
sukas to sap
imagine that
for all the funky people's
entertainment to laugh at
Track Name: Hardcore punks can't take it
Intro

Del - Yeah man, 1/2 these motherfuckas man, is wack

1/2 these, as a matter of fact nah nah 3/4 of ya’ll motherfuckas is wack.

That's real

Ain’t saying shit, I don't give a fuck. Shits hardcore, punks cant take it.

Yo I keep it hardcore and punks can't take it
I got that shit passed down to me by foul situations
Dealin, gives a fuck how you clowns be feelin'
I can't sleep sound without thousands peelin' like potatoes
How my day goes
Straight to work, innovate flows, renovate tones
Penetrate domes when they ain't knowin
Illiteracy, all time high
It's bigger than me
I just wade through the hate juice
It ain’t cool
But shit that's what'll make you
Come through with a breakthrough
The adversity, work it with the need to express
Dump off the excess and zone inside my headset
And give way game like midway
Engraved in the caverns
Where the funk is imagined and conjured
Creating a monster
It wont be long till the drama spill
I got a stronger will
Go beyond the field
Because I wanna
Honor shield my personal armor from my mentality that you piranas long to conquer
But this time we gonna have some fish fry
Twist time so it benefit mine
Yeah in the nick of time
Nickel slick rhymes shift sides to the flip side
Soak a motherfucka let'em drip dry

Zac Hendrix Cuts

Sometimes I feel the place is disgraceful for no reason in particular
Pictures of the past life I was stuck in
Inducted in the ruckus
A lot of destructive motherfuckas
Some was G’s for real and some was busters
Some were corrupted and couldn’t be trusted
I wasn’t above it, I wasn’t a thug but a knuckle-head buggin
And fuckin’ shit up for nothing
Hip Hop appeared like a storybook fantasy
A lot of fools capped on me when I rapped for free in front of the whole faculty
After recess jealous dummies wanted to scrap with me
I caught a few blows,
I fucked some fools up
Now they coming to school tools tucked
You know they pride can never leave it at a few cuts and bruises
Signifying that they was losers
I’m like please tell me who was the winner then
Chasing me with knives with they bigger friends and family members
None of them fools was badly injured
I remember, I laid low till could stray from home
I had to stay in the safe zone
Told myself I was going to make it with these great flows I make
Those bozo's chose they fate
I used to know those who would hold the weight
I never turned up my nose but always wanted to know they was straight
Closed casket, no joke, so is the wake
And 1/2 of them know they fake, trying to show some strength
It use to feel like no escape
I was broke, no dates, all the hoes would fake
All the bro’s on the block would tell me that the flow was dope
So there’s hope
Just hold that rope and don’t let go
Cause some of them lost they grip
Habitual liars always trying to start some shit
Hell don’t be a target be smart and swift
Mind my business but remember you was a part of this
I never forgot and put it in the bars I spit
So all you crabs in the bucket, get off my dick
Before your ass get served in a match of words
Hardcore just like your ass deserve.

Zac Hendrix Cuts
Track Name: I'm smellin' myself
i'm smellin myself


i'm so tiiiight!!!
i'm so tiiiight!!!
i'm so tiiiight!!!
i'm so tiiiight!!! [i'm smellin myself]x4


i'm checkin under my underarms
lemme take a good whiff
lemme see if i stank
i don't need deodorant
in the mode i spit i'm the
global event
told them this but they don't
know when to quit
so i blow em to bits
smell?
it's the African funk
fresh from the motherland
better than the other brands
on the other hand
you be the judge
tell me how you feel about it
i got a buzz
it is what it is and it
do what it does...
be-cause


(refrain)
the funkyhomosapien is
a new species
he is the shit



at least he's the feces
com-plete-ly-in-tune you
can't eat me...
(jheah)
i know i stank
"i'm bettter than u"
oh no you ain't!
i'm a show you ain't
"no you ain't"
shut up!


"Di please tell me the
reason why you know
i cain't even lie
i gotta habit i
need my fix
please assist
me in this mixup"
ok slow down
start from the beginning
"well, Del
i know you been peeping game
and how it unfold
you understand how this
dumb ol' record industry
pimp artists for platinum
they don't want gold"
continue...
"well, we the listeners feel
that this shit is really
outta bounds
how that sound?
they think we sheep
and put out the



weakest mofos with a beat"
i smell i peep
"ok. i'm fiendin for th e crack
you need to bring it back"
it's good as done
stick your nose in this

(3)
naw holmes go ahead
get a bigger whiff
"damn that's ridiculous!!!!"
"what kind is that?"
i call it primal rap
take the funk and
apply it to tracks
not like these
hip hop versions of Spinal Tap
they caricatures
beware of the curse
"what curse?"
you know the spell
that they put you under
you won't be able to smell
it's sorta like
sportin a halo in Hell
feelin out of place and your
halo melt
you can cop some of this
while they on sale
directly from me
not Rapidshare links
funk is everywhere but
this is a rare thing
"ok that's what's up
i'm bout to tell fools

nobody do it like Del do"
what's that?
"nobody do it like Del do"
whatchoo say?
"nobody do it like Del do"
i need a hearing aid
"nobody do it like Del do"
i need a hearing aid
"nobody do it like Del do"


i get down so
far that i'm musty and
funky and that's good luck
that'll come my way
so don't trip
while i take a sniff
and get high off my
own supply oops
i went against rule number one
but if i'm the
dope in question i
know when to measure out
the accurate dosage of
flows to kick so
none of these posers get
their chosen pick
i walk around with a
oder and scent
let the funk ferment
so burn the inscense
but it doesn't matter
if you can't stand it
funk spead all over
the planet expanding



make the globe move
cause you know you gotta
hustle!
life is too funky to fake it
hustle!
gotta put twice the
effort just to make it
hustle!
people want the
real no imitation
and most you cats is
mediocre your
raps be insulting the culture
and where do we go from here?
follow ya nose
the nose always knows
Track Name: King of Fighters
"King O' Fighters" "King O' Fighters"
[ladies and gentlemen, rap fans of all ages, tonite we have a
literal state of pandemonium as Sir DzL, aka Joe Higashi, makes his
way to the ring
as u can see, you can almost taste the electricity in the air, ladies
and gentlemen...the challenger had better live up to the trash he
was talking at the press conference two nights ago, or it looks
like he'll be leaving the ring fingerless after Higashi's signature
sissor kick, oh this is gonna be a good one rap fans]
sir DzL
King O' Fighters
bring on ur bigmouths
bring on ur writers
they gone b workin overtime
catchin arthritis
bring whoever do ya hooks
bring ur choirs
bring on ur phony thugs
they all liars
makes no dif ta Di
i'm on fire
funk with it
go head touch me
i'm beggin u

come try ta rush me come try ta rush me
1) i'm back wit tha tiger kick/Joe Higashi
2) all team activist of spit/swivel grip
3) cripling blows within/editions of flows
4) it's a gala of/gargantuan proportions
5) the greatest show in stereo/tha
6) weary ol' drag you been/hearin is dead
7) we playin funk at the/burial grounds/and
it's a merry ol' sound/and a
8) jolly good time when we/body fools with
rhymes
9) smell the burnin flesh/when tha words of
death
11)

10) bring eternal rest/or internal stress
beef or chicken?/either way the meat is
sickened
12)
13)


bacteria we here in ya kitchen/fools
hearin but they clearly don't listen/until
they
14)
15)


sittin in a twister/on they way ta Oz
and that's when i'm a holla at y'all/cause
16)
17)


you gone need the
wizard's expertise/if you expect to leave
Sir Di tha/midnight savior/spittin my

flavor
18) gettin my paper/neighbor
19) to catch a tiger ya/have ta try a lil
harder
20) i already commandeered ya cargo
21) Sir D-Z the blue meanie/few see me
22) a new species/like ET
flavor
18) gettin my paper/neighbor
19) to catch a tiger ya/have ta try a lil
harder
20) i already commandeered ya cargo
21) Sir D-Z the blue meanie/few see me
22) a new species/like ET
Joe:
(i'm too pretty i can't let u hit me!!!
I'm the greatest of all time!)
1) u weak kid/soon as the beat kick you
2) already in deep shit/may as well eat it
3) put ya money where ya mouth is /in other
words
4) you are what ya eat/so bon apitite
5) so long to competition/they can't conquer
6) or defeat/or compete i/stomp out they
teeth
7) all 32/metaphorically with words i use
8) physical? ain't finnah/get into that right
now
9) keepin it on tha right route/promote
restraint
10) power in the/pitcures you paint

11) go ahead wear stunnas at night/all the
better you
12) don't see me/comin with the right/then
it's tha
13) flash of light/from the polaroid
captured right
14) in yo brain then it's/beddie bye/thought
you could
15) chump me/like i'm just any guy/off the
street
16) and got comfy/underestimated
17) now you on the other extreme and got
me/under
18) investigation to/see why Di ain't nothin
to play with
19) nathan no leads/only thing he gone see
is
20) me punchin bags/beats danglin like
21) cuts and slabs
22) joggin in place/doin rhythm repititions
that'll have ya jaw fall
23) out ya face/ya got a mouth that's out a
shape
24) you loud and fake/stick around and wait
for me ta
go ahead wear stunnas at night/all the
better you
12) don't see me/comin with the right/then
it's tha
13) flash of light/from the polaroid
captured right
14) in yo brain then it's/beddie bye/thought
you could
15) chump me/like i'm just any guy/off the
street
16) and got comfy/underestimated
17) now you on the other extreme and got
me/under
18) investigation to/see why Di ain't nothin
to play with
19) nathan no leads/only thing he gone see
is
20) me punchin bags/beats danglin like
21) cuts and slabs
22) joggin in place/doin rhythm repititions
that'll have ya jaw fall
23) out ya face/ya got a mouth that's out a
shape
24) you loud and fake/stick around and wait
for me ta

25) drown you in pounding bass
26) a boomin system causin/u to listen like
you in prison
Joe:
(now u lay down by my feets
prey the Lord you get up in a week)
1) each fool tryin to reach thru is gone need
new
drown you in pounding bass
26) a boomin system causin/u to listen like
you in prison
Joe:
(now u lay down by my feets
prey the Lord you get up in a week)
1) each fool tryin to reach thru is gone need
new
2) fingers /when the guillettine sweep thru
3) tissue and bone/with a sizzor kick to the
dome
4) lifted you as if you were floatin/fight
officially over
5) and if it ain't you gone/wish it was over
6) as i issue a cobra clutch/shuttin ya motor
7) skills down like a computer crash/takin ya
to the task
8) rhymes riccocetin all thru ya ass
9) the movement is black/already told you it's
been proven with fact
10) how i do it like a/student of rap
11)
12)


musically adapt to any /nusiance or trap
produced by crackpots/thinkin they have
a shot

13) if they can just put DzL on freeze/but
cease i'm Joe Higashi/with flow karate
14) wrestling gators is an old hobby/now i
battle
15) cobras and/eat poison ivy/shit
16) halapenas on/the open highway/which hit
like a
17) meteor eatin your/established mindstate
18) how can i lose?/my standards are too
high for/fools to view/punchin my
kneecaps with
19) them weak raps that you/so proud of
not writin down
20) i don't care who like it/obviously style is
not a
21) part of the criteria/or they not hearin
it
22) it's disposable and/holds no real
substance so
24) soon as you step in the ring it's/self
destruction
25) Sir DzL the/championship belt you
wanted?
26) i'm meltin fuck it/bottoms up
27) it's just a puddle in a bucket/a pot of
if they can just put DzL on freeze/but
cease i'm Joe Higashi/with flow karate
14) wrestling gators is an old hobby/now i
battle
15) cobras and/eat poison ivy/shit
16) halapenas on/the open highway/which hit
like a
17) meteor eatin your/established mindstate
18) how can i lose?/my standards are too
high for/fools to view/punchin my
kneecaps with
19) them weak raps that you/so proud of
not writin down
20) i don't care who like it/obviously style is
not a
21) part of the criteria/or they not hearin
it
22) it's disposable and/holds no real
substance so
24) soon as you step in the ring it's/self
destruction
25) Sir DzL the/championship belt you
wanted?
26) i'm meltin fuck it/bottoms up
27) it's just a puddle in a bucket/a pot of

slush
joe's victory montage:
[fuck the material shit
he cain't beat me
he ain't got the spirit for this
plus he ugly
and his mouth too big
but this is gone be nation wide publically
publicized
you betta hope i knock you out
so you ain't gotta go thru the hostile rounds
my tiger kick'll make yo
eyeballs flip
my hurricaine uppercut'll send you to Oz
and while you there you can ask the
wizard if he can give you a job
they call me Joe Higashi
you can catch my flow on Hitachi
wise screen
you gone see how i lean wit it
and roll wit it
ol' nigga
they gone be mad
oh it's over that quick?
i bought 4 tickets
so i'm gonna give you the whoopin
you been sayin i couldn't
soon as they strike tha bell
you gone loose all sight and smell
you already deaf cause ya music sucks
so only thing left is yo sense of touch
no suka you lost yo sense of taste long ago
slush
joe's victory montage:
[fuck the material shit
he cain't beat me
he ain't got the spirit for this
plus he ugly
and his mouth too big
but this is gone be nation wide publically
publicized
you betta hope i knock you out
so you ain't gotta go thru the hostile rounds
my tiger kick'll make yo
eyeballs flip
my hurricaine uppercut'll send you to Oz
and while you there you can ask the
wizard if he can give you a job
they call me Joe Higashi
you can catch my flow on Hitachi
wise screen
you gone see how i lean wit it
and roll wit it
ol' nigga
they gone be mad
oh it's over that quick?
i bought 4 tickets
so i'm gonna give you the whoopin
you been sayin i couldn't
soon as they strike tha bell
you gone loose all sight and smell
you already deaf cause ya music sucks
so only thing left is yo sense of touch
no suka you lost yo sense of taste long ago

i can tell lookin at that ugly getup you wore to the show
i'm too pretty i can't let you hit me
i'm the greatest of all time]
i can tell lookin at that ugly getup you wore to the show
i'm too pretty i can't let you hit me
i'm the greatest of all time]
Track Name: News Alert
"newsalert!!"
SHIT, THAT'S THAT SOUND
WHENEVER U HEAR IT UR/ASS IS OUT
FASTEN UR MOUTH UNTIL/CLASS IS OUT
FUNK IS IN THA HOUSE/GET-DOWN
WAAAY DOWN/THIS IS NOT A PLAYGROUND
DANGEROUS AS TRANSPORTIN/DOPE ON THA GREYHOUND
WILL U B AROUND?/WHO-KNOWS?
U DOIN WHAT U SHOULD B?/U KNOW
FOOL GO-ON!/GET UP OUT MY FACE
YOU ALREADY KNOW THAT I'M/SHITTIN IN UR SPACE
D-Z-L/THIS THA PREFACE/TO UR
ERASURE STARTIN WITH INVASION
ALREADY TAKEN THA/TITLE THAT U HOLD
NOBODY CARES ABOUT/METAL NO GOLD/NO SILVER
PLATINUM/PULTANIUM/URANIUM
SOON AS I SEE UR/CRANIUM I'M/AIMIN EM
ONE-TWO/PEEK-A-BOO
I-SEE-U/DO U WANNA BOOGIE?
C'MON WE CAN BOOGIE/GET DOWN WITH ME
3RD DEGREE/SIRDI TOO/COOL TO PEE
UNFAZED/BY UR CHARADE/YA WHOLE
STAGE OF DEVELOPMENT IS/PLAYED MY NIGGA
STAY MY NIGGA DON'T/WAVER I WANT U TO
GET WHAT U PAID FOR/RETURNIN THA FAVOR
GIMME A FEW MINUTES/A NEW RHYTHM AND
I'M A GET BUSY/WHATEVER UR OPINION
BETTER B ATTENTIVE/USE A LIL WISDOM
"newsalert!!"
SHIT, THAT'S THAT SOUND
WHENEVER U HEAR IT UR/ASS IS OUT
FASTEN UR MOUTH UNTIL/CLASS IS OUT
FUNK IS IN THA HOUSE/GET-DOWN
WAAAY DOWN/THIS IS NOT A PLAYGROUND
DANGEROUS AS TRANSPORTIN/DOPE ON THA GREYHOUND
WILL U B AROUND?/WHO-KNOWS?
U DOIN WHAT U SHOULD B?/U KNOW
FOOL GO-ON!/GET UP OUT MY FACE
YOU ALREADY KNOW THAT I'M/SHITTIN IN UR SPACE
D-Z-L/THIS THA PREFACE/TO UR
ERASURE STARTIN WITH INVASION
ALREADY TAKEN THA/TITLE THAT U HOLD
NOBODY CARES ABOUT/METAL NO GOLD/NO SILVER
PLATINUM/PULTANIUM/URANIUM
SOON AS I SEE UR/CRANIUM I'M/AIMIN EM
ONE-TWO/PEEK-A-BOO
I-SEE-U/DO U WANNA BOOGIE?
C'MON WE CAN BOOGIE/GET DOWN WITH ME
3RD DEGREE/SIRDI TOO/COOL TO PEE
UNFAZED/BY UR CHARADE/YA WHOLE
STAGE OF DEVELOPMENT IS/PLAYED MY NIGGA
STAY MY NIGGA DON'T/WAVER I WANT U TO
GET WHAT U PAID FOR/RETURNIN THA FAVOR
GIMME A FEW MINUTES/A NEW RHYTHM AND
I'M A GET BUSY/WHATEVER UR OPINION
BETTER B ATTENTIVE/USE A LIL WISDOM

CAUSE MOST OF U DUDES/MOVE LIKE U IN PRISON
TOLD WHEN TO SIT SPIT SHIT/BUT U ISN'T
IT'S ALL IN UR MIND/BUT TIME FOR A JAILBREAK/I GOT THA
FAILSAFE/FOOLPROOF/GOONPROOF/PLATOON PROOF
SUREFIRE CAIN'T MISS/STAIN RESISTANT
MISSION IMPOSSIBLE CONQUEROR/STOMPIN FOOLS
INTO MUDHOLES WHEN THA/FUNK FLOW/PUNK YO
WHOLE UNIVERSITY/WITH NO MERCY
HEART PULSATIN VERSES/WITH ADVERSITY
FIRST TO MEET DEMANDS/TONGUE AND TEETH IN HAND
CAIN'T BEAT THA BRAND/SLEEP BENEATH THA SAND
PLEASE UNDERSTAND/THESE IS RHINOS
RIP ROARING MORTIFYIN FLOW/FROM THA HIEROS
BOUNCE/JUST LIKE INFLATABLE RUBBER
SINCE U COULDN'T WAIT TO DISCOVER/NOW U'VE
FOUND IT BY GEORGE/FORGED IN STEEL
HARDCORE SORT OF APPEAL
SCORE ON THA FIELD/WARD OFF SWORDS WITH THA SHIELD
DIDN'T REDESIGN JUST/STUDIED CONTOURS OF THA WHEEL
MADE A FEW IMPROVEMENTS/FUNK WAS THA
PRINCIPAL INCLUSION/
I USED TO KEEP YA/GLUED TO MY MUSIC
DO IT/THAT'S MY CONCLUSION
WHY WASTE TIME LIKE U/SIDEWINDERS SNOOZIN?
I'M A B/BRUISN UR BRAIN,/CONTUSIONS
YA OL' GIRL LOOSIN HER BRAIN/CONFUSION
CALL HERSELF USIN MY NAME/CHOOSIN
LOOKIN FOR THA CHEESE IN THA MAZE/ILLUSIONS
I AIN'T THAT/EAGER TA PLAY/UNLESS ODDS ARE FAVORABLE
SO SAVE IT HOE/QUIT TRYIN TA PLAY ME CLOSE
RHYTHM IS WHAT U FOLLOW
WITHOUT NO FUNK IT GET HARD TO SWALLOW
MEANIN IT'S HARD TO GIVE UP YO DOLLAS
IF U CAN SMELL WHAT I'M TELL U HOLLA
CAUSE MOST OF U DUDES/MOVE LIKE U IN PRISON
TOLD WHEN TO SIT SPIT SHIT/BUT U ISN'T
IT'S ALL IN UR MIND/BUT TIME FOR A JAILBREAK/I GOT THA
FAILSAFE/FOOLPROOF/GOONPROOF/PLATOON PROOF
SUREFIRE CAIN'T MISS/STAIN RESISTANT
MISSION IMPOSSIBLE CONQUEROR/STOMPIN FOOLS
INTO MUDHOLES WHEN THA/FUNK FLOW/PUNK YO
WHOLE UNIVERSITY/WITH NO MERCY
HEART PULSATIN VERSES/WITH ADVERSITY
FIRST TO MEET DEMANDS/TONGUE AND TEETH IN HAND
CAIN'T BEAT THA BRAND/SLEEP BENEATH THA SAND
PLEASE UNDERSTAND/THESE IS RHINOS
RIP ROARING MORTIFYIN FLOW/FROM THA HIEROS
BOUNCE/JUST LIKE INFLATABLE RUBBER
SINCE U COULDN'T WAIT TO DISCOVER/NOW U'VE
FOUND IT BY GEORGE/FORGED IN STEEL
HARDCORE SORT OF APPEAL
SCORE ON THA FIELD/WARD OFF SWORDS WITH THA SHIELD
DIDN'T REDESIGN JUST/STUDIED CONTOURS OF THA WHEEL
MADE A FEW IMPROVEMENTS/FUNK WAS THA
PRINCIPAL INCLUSION/
I USED TO KEEP YA/GLUED TO MY MUSIC
DO IT/THAT'S MY CONCLUSION
WHY WASTE TIME LIKE U/SIDEWINDERS SNOOZIN?
I'M A B/BRUISN UR BRAIN,/CONTUSIONS
YA OL' GIRL LOOSIN HER BRAIN/CONFUSION
CALL HERSELF USIN MY NAME/CHOOSIN
LOOKIN FOR THA CHEESE IN THA MAZE/ILLUSIONS
I AIN'T THAT/EAGER TA PLAY/UNLESS ODDS ARE FAVORABLE
SO SAVE IT HOE/QUIT TRYIN TA PLAY ME CLOSE
RHYTHM IS WHAT U FOLLOW
WITHOUT NO FUNK IT GET HARD TO SWALLOW
MEANIN IT'S HARD TO GIVE UP YO DOLLAS
IF U CAN SMELL WHAT I'M TELL U HOLLA

IF U DON'T KNOW I DON'T KNOW WHO THA FUCK KNOW? I DON'T FUCKIN
KNOW, GET TA KNOW, REALLY DOE. YA KNOW?
IF U DON'T KNOW I DON'T KNOW WHO THA FUCK KNOW? I DON'T FUCKIN
KNOW, GET TA KNOW, REALLY DOE. YA KNOW?
Track Name: Simple Satisfaction
simple satisfaction


i'm a keep it alive
the funk
with this lil special device
the funk
it works for me
"what's that?"
the funk
lemme flip the switch
and get it started
the funk
try to go against the funk?
you finished
you gone subsitute?
you finished
DzL
funk from the begining to the 9th inning
and my team is winning
homeboy you finished

Sir Di
dirty wordsmith
poetry perfect
so serious with the lip service

somebody get him a mop
properly sop up this mess
left by the previous guests
yes that's an order
from the lord of the funk continuum


any fool disagree
send me em
i'll attend to em
quick fast leave his ass
pickin thru the trash
lightning bolt voltage
extra watts
add pressure to yo box
tell it to stop
but Del is a rock
unmoveable juggernaut
astronaut but
on the asphalt with my rap vault
now open to the public for observation
admiration of how we used to play it
daze and amaze with flow
any engagement is like
a wedding reception
hope you get a reception
don't miss out on this fresh cut
jeah

tried to told ja
i visualize with mind of minolta
definin the culture

moooove widdit
groove widdit
body and soul connect we bout to perfect the action
for simple satisfaction
that come from sayin that we did it
you ain't widdit then don't
i don't care you just
miss the boat


hitler? nope
Sir DzL leader of the
funk people
i'm a see you cause
Funk Or Die
that was the promise
sooooo....

deep but wear my
heartbeat on my sleeve
let it vibrate the signal leads
to the thing you need to
cling to believe
i'm a tell you that it's real
i had to feel
not in the sense of
sensual touch but
you can tell the difference when you
gettin the rush
not drugs
not to fuck off yo buzz
but this came befo the additives
nigga i'm bad and big
come test it
words leave you herbed
no further suggestions
swerve to a session
in less than half an hour
i got a pad with
paragraphs of power
now you're
devoured
you ain't allowed to talk
cause you foul and false


mouthin off like a
child of God
but you get
beatdown with freestyles
cause ya cheap style
don't even need to be out
believe me it's wild
uncontrollable foldin you like a
bank roll
jeah takin control
i'm back with Zac
crackin yo wig back with that
counter-attack for that
counterfeit
bought over the counter shit
i got thousands of scripts
from down it the pit
deep underground where the system crank
causin earthquakes
ya heard it reverberate
i'm sure that you can relate if you
funky no further debate

mooove widdit
grooove widdit
on ya mark and get seeeeeet
go!

Del the funkyhomosapien once again
sometimes from the end to the beginning
if you can smell the fragrance
tell them dunces
don't say shit
you must be out yo mind


crazy like a bag of sprayed weed
they way out yo league better
leave it to the big boys
jeah
deep in the land of funk
funk or die
that was the promise
soooooo.....

visuallly
stimulating like a porno flick
born to rip the present
form to bits
don't even trip
if you slip out yo comfort zone
once you zone you gone
leave it alone
Di get deep in yo dome
like psychiactrics
clumsy foes who bite
might get captured
Track Name: Straight from the big bad west coast
"str8t from tha big
bad westcoast"
str8t from tha big bad westcoast
let's go...
(wanna b startin somethin, just funkin)
(spell it D-E-L is...)
(P Provider West Side Insider)
Donkey Kong part2
everytime i hear these weak niggas get ta rappin, i just, dog...
got hot garbage out on the curb too don't b tryin to clown
i mean it really hurt me, you know, knowin we got musical
headhunters, all the way up to fuck raph saddiq what's wrong
i'm leavin out all tha dope spitters, cause that's something
i'm Sir DzL, that title mean regal you better smell my funk
from the Big Yea Area and it ain't no punk
dig?]
"str8t from tha big
bad westcoast"
str8t from tha big bad westcoast
let's go...
(wanna b startin somethin, just funkin)
(spell it D-E-L is...)
(P Provider West Side Insider)
Donkey Kong part2
everytime i hear these weak niggas get ta rappin, i just, dog...
got hot garbage out on the curb too don't b tryin to clown
i mean it really hurt me, you know, knowin we got musical
headhunters, all the way up to fuck raph saddiq what's wrong
i'm leavin out all tha dope spitters, cause that's something
i'm Sir DzL, that title mean regal you better smell my funk
from the Big Yea Area and it ain't no punk
dig?]

str8t from tha big bad west coast let's go
DzL yo guest host deadly like asbestos
Destro
wrestling check em with a death hold pretzel
gracie school of jujitstu twist you
there's a small issue
somebody said we were fish food
cause the spotlight ain't hittin dudes
you kiddin fool
nigga a spotlight? i got light
showin you tha way like a lighthouse
it ain't my fault you too dumb to try it out
for fear of lookin like you lesser
worryin bout other people and they weak
suggestions
like don't do that that shit is cornball
they say tha same shit to me
while i'm on tour and far
out they reach
how's tha streets?
i often wonder cause they
sittin on that same milk crate
i understand why they feel hate
it hurts when ya set straight
quit talkin start watchin
str8t from tha big bad west coast let's go
DzL yo guest host deadly like asbestos
Destro
wrestling check em with a death hold pretzel
gracie school of jujitstu twist you
there's a small issue
somebody said we were fish food
cause the spotlight ain't hittin dudes
you kiddin fool
nigga a spotlight? i got light
showin you tha way like a lighthouse
it ain't my fault you too dumb to try it out
for fear of lookin like you lesser
worryin bout other people and they weak
suggestions
like don't do that that shit is cornball
they say tha same shit to me
while i'm on tour and far
out they reach
how's tha streets?
i often wonder cause they
sittin on that same milk crate
i understand why they feel hate
it hurts when ya set straight
quit talkin start watchin

my name is Sir DzL i'm not
them other options
i got it goin on and poppin
Too Short proved you could
do it no problem
Ice Cube Sir Jinx
really stirred tha drinks
i'm talkin bout that path
back then with wax on a phonograph
i'll plant you now and
dig you up later
need to quit hatin
conduct an investigation
West civilization got somethin ta
add to tha equation
and that ain't no jim crow shit
that you cain't drink from my water fountain
bullshit
i gots love for all tha cats rappin
where ever they makin it happen
it's all action and that's
what's happenin literally
i just peep some niggas think that
they can shit on a beat
by the most popular producer out circa
my name is Sir DzL i'm not
them other options
i got it goin on and poppin
Too Short proved you could
do it no problem
Ice Cube Sir Jinx
really stirred tha drinks
i'm talkin bout that path
back then with wax on a phonograph
i'll plant you now and
dig you up later
need to quit hatin
conduct an investigation
West civilization got somethin ta
add to tha equation
and that ain't no jim crow shit
that you cain't drink from my water fountain
bullshit
i gots love for all tha cats rappin
where ever they makin it happen
it's all action and that's
what's happenin literally
i just peep some niggas think that
they can shit on a beat
by the most popular producer out circa

when you unearthed that worthless waste
take tha auto tune off
leave tha gimmicks at home
you ain't foolin nobody
dumb nigga it's on
lemme spit somethin for em
let tha homie twist somethin for em
them cali buds
ah ha now he feel tha cali love
go head, shit it's on tha house
now relax and peep cali
got somethin for tha drought
don't get me wrong i
salute the Bronx
i would never dare to do this art
and dilute tha content
ever since i heard the phonics
reminded me of richard pryor
that's tha only rapper that i could
mention prior to that
what melle mel was rappin about?
i could see that from tha back of my house
and that was befo' crack was out
when you unearthed that worthless waste
take tha auto tune off
leave tha gimmicks at home
you ain't foolin nobody
dumb nigga it's on
lemme spit somethin for em
let tha homie twist somethin for em
them cali buds
ah ha now he feel tha cali love
go head, shit it's on tha house
now relax and peep cali
got somethin for tha drought
don't get me wrong i
salute the Bronx
i would never dare to do this art
and dilute tha content
ever since i heard the phonics
reminded me of richard pryor
that's tha only rapper that i could
mention prior to that
what melle mel was rappin about?
i could see that from tha back of my house
and that was befo' crack was out

niggas just was freebasin
but i was mesmorized by complete phrases...
poignant statements that if
written out on paper you haters
couldn't say shit
it was crazy cause flavor appealed to
tha days i seen
growin up as a child in tha '70s
y'all don't know nothin bout that
mofo be glad to hop out tha shack
and upgrade liike tha jeffersons
now mofos act like tha
ghetto is tha best it is
and that's ain't a hater statement
if u love it then save it it
is what you make it and
basically it's down to tha basics
survival of tha fittest and tha
quick witted
makes no difference tha distance apart
my whole fuckin family from tha south now
i wish you would start
i got peops in tha east too
all my kin in south central i see you
my cousin Tigre' used to babysit me
niggas just was freebasin
but i was mesmorized by complete phrases...
poignant statements that if
written out on paper you haters
couldn't say shit
it was crazy cause flavor appealed to
tha days i seen
growin up as a child in tha '70s
y'all don't know nothin bout that
mofo be glad to hop out tha shack
and upgrade liike tha jeffersons
now mofos act like tha
ghetto is tha best it is
and that's ain't a hater statement
if u love it then save it it
is what you make it and
basically it's down to tha basics
survival of tha fittest and tha
quick witted
makes no difference tha distance apart
my whole fuckin family from tha south now
i wish you would start
i got peops in tha east too
all my kin in south central i see you
my cousin Tigre' used to babysit me

encouraged my rappin and would
watch mtv with me
when mofos had curls and you thought it was
all palm trees cause u couldn't see
the media didn't even come back then
with camera men
where gang violence was crackin in
full effect
u thought niggas was surfers
never got close enough ta
see where tha dirt was
in oakland knew where tha turfs was
my parents had a plan though
and i'm part of tha plan i
am hope
dig that suka
more substance in in my bars than
most you niggas on tha mic
can absorb
Sir DzL tha overlord of funk
on tha one
showin West Side support and love
let's work together like tha '70s
so we can all shine separately incredibly
jeah
encouraged my rappin and would
watch mtv with me
when mofos had curls and you thought it was
all palm trees cause u couldn't see
the media didn't even come back then
with camera men
where gang violence was crackin in
full effect
u thought niggas was surfers
never got close enough ta
see where tha dirt was
in oakland knew where tha turfs was
my parents had a plan though
and i'm part of tha plan i
am hope
dig that suka
more substance in in my bars than
most you niggas on tha mic
can absorb
Sir DzL tha overlord of funk
on tha one
showin West Side support and love
let's work together like tha '70s
so we can all shine separately incredibly
jeah

yeah that's proof mofo
with tha blindfold on...now peep this shit that
you can tell it's a hiero song
uh huh, jeah i know huh?
i been tryin to tell niggas tha whole time
we can share tha earth we
don't say Del never said nothin
that wasn't sorta cool
Sir Jinx cracked tha riddle of tha Sphinx
Ice Cube he gave me tha right tools
Sir DzL i'm an institution
the West got some suka repellant
fuck what they yellin jeah]
yeah that's proof mofo
with tha blindfold on...now peep this shit that
you can tell it's a hiero song
uh huh, jeah i know huh?
i been tryin to tell niggas tha whole time
we can share tha earth we
don't say Del never said nothin
that wasn't sorta cool
Sir Jinx cracked tha riddle of tha Sphinx
Ice Cube he gave me tha right tools
Sir DzL i'm an institution
the West got some suka repellant
fuck what they yellin jeah]
Track Name: Land of funk
WE OFF TO THE LAND OF
FUNK

WHERE YOU CAN DAMN NEAR
DO ANYTHANG YOU WANT BUT
TAKE IT EASY!
DON'T SPLURGE THE FUNK
YOU GOT THE URGE TO FUNK YOU
GOTTA MAKE IT LAST
IT'S A STONE GAS
I'M THE SWORN PROTECTOR OF THE NECTOR
I GOT THE JUICE TO GET YOU
IN THE SECTOR
RIGHT ON
RIGHT HERE
C'MON LET'S GO
WHILE WE IN THE CLEAR

AHH TRIUMPH OVER
CHUMPS AND TURKEYS
AND OBVIOUS SQUARES WHO
WORK HARD TO TRY TO JERK ME
FIRST SEE SELF THEN
OTHERS BE TRANSLUCENT
DI DID IT MAYBE
THEY CAN'T DO IT
WASTIN SOME GOOD FUNK
GIMME THAT SHIT
I'M TAXIN YOU BITCH
AT 75%


NEXT TIME KEEP IT LIKE YOU
WANT IT INSTEAD OF JUST
WIPIN YO ASS WITH IT
THEN YOU FEEL HAUNTED WHEN IT'S GONE
IN A SONG I
DEFINE THE WHOLE
PARAMETER DRAW THE DIAMETER
CROSS THE COUNTY LINE NOW YOU'RE
FOUND BEHIND FUNK FRONTIERS
YOU PUNK NEGROS DON'T
WANT NONE HERE
AU CONTRAIR
ONE SNARE GET MY FLOW
BEYOND AIR
LAND SEA WATER AND FIRE
TO THE ETHERWORLD
OR DEEPER STILL
WITH A PEEK THRU THE VEIL
FROLIC WITH THE KNOWLEDGE THAT THE
SLUMPASAURUS EXISTS
JUST TWIST YO KNOB TO FUNK
AND GET A WHIFF
SMELL THAT
INHALE THAT
IT'S IN THE FOLIAGE
I'M SHOWIN YOU THE WAY CAUSE
LOTS OF FOOLS DON'T BE KNOWIN THIS

AND I'M THE PROTECTOR OF THE FUNK
SELECTED BY THE TRUSTED COUNCIL
FOR MY ABILITY TO
CREATE A FORUM WHERE BUTTS CAN BOUNCE STILL
IN A WORLD DEVOID OF FUNK


OK NOW YOU GOTTA GET READY FOR THIS PART
"WHAT PART?"
THIS ONE PART HERE, NOW IT START TAKIN YOU INTO THIS, LIKE ILL
TWIST DIG IT
"OK, OK I...I DIG"
OK WE GONE KEEP MOVIN THRU RIGHT CHEA
"IT'S CREEPY"
QUIT WHININ WE ALMOST THERE FOO
"THIS IS WEIRD...I FEEL STRANGE"
YOU SPOSED TO, DIG IT
JUST A BAR MAYBE LEFT
OK JUMP HERE LET'S GO!


WHO ARE YOU?!
"HEY HEY HEY"
WE DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE
"I KNOW BUT"
WHO TOLD YOU BOUT OUR SCENE?
"WELL UR"
YOU BETTER START TALKIN FAST
"WELL, CHILL.."
DON'T MAKE NO SUDDEN MOVES
"I'M COOLER THAN COLD"
WE AIMIN OUR FUNK AT YOU
I KNOW YOU MUST BE SPIES
FOR THE BARBARIANS FROM OUTSIDE
WE'RE GOING TO FUNK WITH YOU
"WAIT!"
TOO LATE SUKA


WHAT A PREDICTAMENT
YOU GONE AND SLIPPED UP IN
A SIMPLE MIX UP BUT
GET STUCK IN THE FUNK



AND WE GOTTA FUNK YOU UP ONE TIME
AND YOU GONE TELL US WHAT THE
FUNK BE ON YOUR MIND
OUTSIDE JIVE JESTERS
ALWAYS QUESTION THE
HEALING PROPERTIES OF FUNK BUT
WANNA STILL WALK WITH A CHUNK
YOU MUST BE DUMB TO THINK
YOU GETTIN AWAY SCOTT FREE
I GOT THE LOCK AND KEY
I PRESERVE THE FUNK FOR FUTURE GENERATIONS
LET EM KNOW IT'S THE NUCLEUS OF
NEW SENSATIONS
BEST TO KNOW WHERE YOU COME FROM
CAUSE YOU MAY HAVE TO GO BACK
KOJACK
BUT YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT
I KNOW YOU NEED A HEARING AID
HERE TAKE A FACE FULL OF FUNK
YOU CAN CLEARLY TASTE THE DIFFERENCE
IN A TASTE TEST WITH THE
FAKE MESS
PERPETRATING MUSICAL SKILL
GOT PEOPLE SO CONFUSED DUE TO OVERKILL
I'M A LITTLE OLDER STILL
I GOTTA SECRET
FUNK KEEP ME BENEATH THE FECES
UNDERGROUND ON SOME DEEP SHIT
STRESS FREE ON THE CASE
AND THEN I BEAT IT
WITHOUT THE SEQUINED GLOVE
PEEP THE LOVE IN EACH
BASE THROB I TAKE MY JOB
SERIOUS BUT IT'S FUN TO FUNK


I ONLY CAME TO GIVE YOU
WHAT YOU WANT
EVEN IF YOU DON'T KNOW THAT YOU
WANT IT YET
YOU ALREADY PEEPED GAME YOU JUST
AIN'T APPLIED IT
A-PLUS MY GUIDANCE COUNSELLOR
NOT MY SIDEKICK
PROVIDED A NEW FORM OF FUNK
THAT'LL PRY OPEN YA EYELIDS
COMPOUND7 NOW
TRY THIS
SPECIAL INGREDIENT
BUT DON'T BE GREEDY BITCH
OR WE GONE FUNK YOU UP
AND THAT'S IMMEDIATE

NOW ALL RISE
FALL IN LINE
EVERYBODY CHIME IN ON TIME
FUNK IS CONTINUOUS
"FUNK IS CONTINUOUS"
FUNKIN IS A FUNCTION
"FUNKIN IS A FUNCTION"
I WILL HONOR THE THE FUNK
"I WILL HONOR THE FUNK"
THE FUNK IS FRAGILE
HANDLE THE FUNK WITH CARE
"THE FUNK IS FRAGILE HANDLE THE FUNK WITH CARE"
IT'S DYNOMITE
"IT'S DYNOMITE"
IT'S OUTTA SIGHT
"IT'S OUTASITE"


WE INTERPLANETARY FUNKIN
"WE INTERPLANETARY FUNKIN"
LIGHT YEARS AWAY FROM SQUARES AND TURKEYS
"LIGHT YEARS AWAY FROM SQUARES AND TURKEYS"
FUNK IS A FORM OF COMMUNICATION
"FUNK IS A FORM OF COMMUNICATION"
FUNK IS POWER SELF GENERATED
"FUNK IS POWER SELF GENERATED"
FUNK'LL KEEP THE LIGHTS ON
"FUNK'LL KEEP THE LIGHTS ON"
P G AND E AIN'T GOT NOTHIN ON DI
"P G AND E AIN'T GOT NOTHIN ON DI"
WE FUNKIN WILLIN AND ABLE
"WE FUNKIN WILLIN AND ABLE"
TO FUNK IN THE WORLD WIDE FUNK FEDERATION
"TO FUNK IN THE WORLD WIDE FUNK FEDERATION"
THE W W F F
"THE W W F F"
Track Name: Young Adrenaline
Young adrenaline
Del, he a veteran,
Son I remember him
Yeah he the medicine
But he don’t heal’em , his funk put an end to it
Personal prescription is poisonous and venomous
Young adrenaline D-E-L you did it again, you did it again

Yo peep the transition from here to there
Man you understand pimpin’ shits different
Now peep the conversation between me and you and about clockin paper Which means makin one worthy of the cream
Cause nobody passin it out
Before elastic came out, yeah your ass is out
If you don’t dig
Concentrate the effort cause the shits big
You wont live very long fuckin’ around
There’s something about puttin’ my foot in front of the other
Start struttin’ I’m mean with it lean with it like I’m really something to see
I smell bad, yeah the funk is on me you going to get some
Keep up the friction till a spark lights dry grass and fry yo ass
Fire sign DZL, Leo,
Some say I’m egotistical but that’s cause they below
Here throw on these spectacles and see what D know
Peep why my concentration deep like Preemo
Don’t get mad cause you missed the bus
Blame it on luck and miss the next one pulling up (ad-lib)
Knowledge, groundbreaking thoughts I process
Get me outta nonsense leaving most foxes astonished
I’ll box ebonics talk like weed and chronic if it had human capabilities
I break it down like segments on a centipede
Im blowin’ steam diggin’ the scene

D, he know these things
He like to roll with kings and crusaders
Who probably stole your rings
Slide’m off your fingertips
Thats how it will go on the low you never know
So flossin is just not an option
Don’t even wanna or feel a need to parade what i made in front of the people who made me DZL
And you know if you fake they gonna see you

In a minute tho
I got an endless flow pinned up on the wall like centerfolds
I sit enclosed in a sound lab with profound task I undergo
Cause I’m coming close to the knowledge I need to get on some next shit
And now I gotta lead and take work damnit
And I know it all seems hella easy and fun
But those be the wack ones see some action for years
They maybe crackin’, poppin but they dont last too often
Longevity means you survive,
Short sightedness means not issued for the flight
Secruity tight
He gotta stay on the ground
He hatin’ like a child but I’m on my way now
Fuck’em let the motherfucka hop greyhound
Maybe he can hang around the rim for a rebound
Can’t ever see style, much too forward, plus too boring for a feeble mind dormant
Evil, I know it but shit it’s kind of funny though
Motherfuckas laugh at my expense on another show or another channel
But I control this particular network with a different direction
You alive but not actively growing
So insulting me the impact below 3,
Negative 26 the funniest shit cause I’m real with it
Tellin you there’s money to get
Keep running your lips
You gonna see it’s comin’ up in a bit
Hold up, hold up

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