I Wish My Brother George Was Here

by Del The Funky Homosapien

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released 01 January 1991

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Track Name: What Is A Booty
Ooooo, what is a booty and how will I know if I’m shaking it?
What is the funk and how will I know if I’m faking it?
Cause if it don’t tick it don’t mean it don’t tock
The hands don’t stop when the cuckoo leave the clock
There’s nothing harder to stop than that who’s time has come to pass
Del the Funky Homosapien says on behalf of my behind I feel it is my duty to my booty that I come in ahead of the class when it comes to butts

Ooooo, what is a booty? Del the Funky Homosapien

Old mother hubbard went to the cupboard to give the poor dog a bone
But when she bent over, Rover drove her, the dog had a bone of his own
He did the loose booty

Ad-Libs...

Del the Funky Homosapien, yeah he’s nasty, he nasty

Del the Funky Homosapien

I've returned from the meadow with a fellow named X / 2 turntables and a spark upon his set / Wet behind the ears from the tears of my peers / Rap is outta control that's what we fear / So we collapse any actual threats / With the new batch of catchy little quirks / And it works like a charm as I bomb and alarm / Any listeners / Coming through crisper on your transistors / So we can eliminate the frauds / Filled with pride as the audience applauds / Might sound odd to the average Joe Schmoe / The new school passed ya ass like Flo Jo / Dodo / Me and CM-PX both construct / Like Kid Creole and the Coconuts / As we drop the bomb with a blast / And now all the natives ask...

What is a booty and how do I know if I'm shaking it?
What is the funk and how will I know if I’m faking it?
Booty do your duty
Somebody say a tail is nothing but a long booty (A tail is nothing but a long booty)

Funk’em just to see the look on they face, funk’em, just to see the look on they face
Motherfunk’em, just to see the look on they face, funk’em, just to see the look on they face
Motherfunk’em, just to see the look on they face, funk’em, just to see the look on they face
Motherfunk’em, just to see the look on they face, funk’em, just to see the look on they face
Motherfunk’em, just to see the look on they face, funk’em, just to see the look on they face
Motherfunk’em, just to see the look on they face, funk’em, just to see the look on they face

Music plays...

Ad - libs

Old mother hubbard went to the cupboard to give the poor dog a bone. But when she bent over, Rover drove her, the dog had a bone of his own
He did the loose booty

Ad- libs

It’s funky, it’s funky
Del the Funky Homosapien

There’s nothing harder to stop than that who’s time has come to pass

Ice Cube - A-Yo, Del,
Del - What?
Ice Cube - The fuck is a funky homosapien?
Del - It’s a funky human being fool, a funky human being
Ice Cube - Aaiigghht
Track Name: Mistadobalina
Ahhh, I know I’m drunk now, ladies and gentleman I forgot my favorite man sitting over there. His name is...

Mistadobalina, Mr. Bob Dobalina
Mistadobalina, Mr. Bob Dobalina
Mistadobalina, Mr. Bob Dobalina
Mr., Misterdobalina, Mr. Bob Dobalina
Mistadobalina, Mr. Bob Dobalina
Mistadobalina, Mr. Bob Dobalina
Mistadobalina, Mr. Bob Dobalina
Mistadobalina, Mr. Bob Dobalina

Mistadobalina, Mistabobdobalina, Mistabobdobalina, won't you quit / You really make me sick /With ya fraudulent behavior / You're gonna make me flip and then an army couldn't save ya / Why don't you behave ya little rugrat / Take a little tip from the tabloid / Because I know I'm not paranoid / When I say I saw ya tryin' to mock me / Now you and your crew are on a mission tryin' to hawk me / But it isn't happenin' ya fraudulent foes / You used to front big time now I suppose / That everything's cool since the style of apparel you adopted / You used to make fun of but now you wanna rock it / so you gotta kick it with the homies / But D-E-L is already hip to your cronies / Me and CM-PX thought about this and never have we seen a... / Brother who would hover Mista, Mista, Mistadobalina.

Chorus

Mistadobalina, Mr. Bob Dobalina
Mistadobalina, Mr. Bob Dobalina
Mistadobalina, Mr. Bob Dobalina
Mr., Misterdobalina, Mr. Bob Dobalina

Gloryhellastupid, Mr. Bob Dobalina
Gloryhellastupid, Mr. Bob Dobalina
Dobalina
Gloryhellastupid, Mr. Bob Dobalina
Gloryhellastupid, Mr. Bob Dobalina

Mistadobalina, Mr. Bob Dobalina
Mistadobalina, Mr. Bob Dobalina
Mistadobalina, Mr. Bob Dobalina
Mr. Bob Dobalina

Oooh, oooh, Mistadobalina / You thought ya could manipulate / You thought you could fool me / Oooh, oooh, Mistadobalina / Teach wiz put me on a stump and then he schooled me / Friends can be fraudulent / Just you wait and see / First he was my moneygrip / Then he stole my honeydip / Mistadobalina is a serpent / Don't you agree / The little two-tima resembles Aunt Jemima / With jeans and a dirty white hoodie / Seems like he wouldn't be a snake or would he / Disguises come in all sizes and shapes / Notice the facade of the snakes / They all catch the vapes / Even though last year they was GQ / Took a little time before the D-E-L could see through / The mask / All I had to do was ask Hemporer and Kwame / And my man responded they would bomb a / Fraudulent foe with the strength of Hercules / The way ya on my dick must really hurt ya knees / You need to take heed and quit being such a groupie / Ever since I did a little show in Guadaloupee / I neva saw a groupie like you / But what is funny is ya wanted to be down with my crew / But D-E-L is not down with any clowns or jesters / So I would suggest / That ya try to impress Uncle Fester / Dobalina / Because ya don't impress me / Dobalina / The style of dress is not the key / Dobalina / It's all in the mind and the heart / So you should start / By remembering ya gotta pay a fee / Dobalina

Chorus

Mistadobalina, Mr. Bob Dobalina
Mistadobalina, Mr. Bob Dobalina
Mistadobalina, Mr. Bob Dobalina
Mr., Misterdobalina, Mr. Bob Dobalina

Gloryhellastupid, Mr. Bob Dobalina
Gloryhellastupid, Mr. Bob Dobalina
Gloryhellastupid, Mr. Bob Dobalina
Gloryhellastupid, Mr. Bob Dobalina

Oooh, oooh, Mistadobalina (Repeat 8x)

(Repeats till fade)

Mistadobalina, Mr. Bob Dobalina
Mistadobalina, Mr. Bob Dobalina
Mistadobalina, Mr. Bob Dobalina
Mr., Misterdobalina, Mr. Bob Dobalina
Track Name: The Wacky World of Rapid Transit
Fresh from the meadow with a mellow attitude / I was plannin' to persue another quest for the bus / I had to go to San Fran, it's something that I can't stand / It's beggin' for a ride with ma dukes makes a fuss / I don't like fussin' so I ask my older cousin / Could he maybe find time to give the D-E-L a lift / He said it is impossible because he has a roster full of plans for the day / I had to go and sift through pennies in my jeans / To many it may seem that the public transportation really isn't keen / And I agree with the theory / Because it's 3:30 and the bus was due at 2:35 / I iron my Girbauds so I can wait with pride / I waited at the bus stop feeling kinda high / From a spliff that I smoked / I riffed and provoked / A liitle scene when the bus arrived late like a joke / With a corny punchline / And it was only lunchtime / The bus should've been here, the driver had much time / To get his act together / No matter what the weather / Now I'm sittin' at the bus stop waitin' like forever

Skit 1

When oh when is the bus gonna come / I'm getting sick and tired of the wait / When oh when is the bus gonna come / Well here comes a pack of about 14 / Lookin' real mean with hoodies and jeans / And bad attitudes and I wasn't in the mood / For no head on collision with the hoods / Try to use my transfer but it's no good / Would these rough lookin' kids get busy with the youngsta / Amongst the many who must catch rapid transit to get through the city / I'm not certain / But if I go sit in the back it's curtains / Kids wanna ride the back / What kinda shit is that? / Nowadays niggas can't wait to hit the back / Let me stand in the front with the elderly / So those other cats won't raise hell with me

Skit 2

Oh golly gee, not another day on the 46A / I should've caught the 46B / 'Cause dukes takes the mass scene and group through the trees / And shoots the breeze with the ladies / Look at that around the way girl / Yeah, I see her / (whistle) More crack than a drug dealer / A kid sits by me with a gang of afro sheen on / I'm not Joe Clark and I would hate for him to lean on / My shoulder and try to hold a conversation / 'Cause I don't have the patience / When oh when is the bus gonna reach its destination / Question over space and time / Wastin' time / Word up, I can't take this line of nitwits / I'm about to have a fit quick / 'Cause this trip here is making me car sick / Check out the brother with the loaded .38 / Braggin' to his buddies about the money that he makes / Sellin' crack viles like pancakes / To baseheads just like the one / That's sittin by the window starvin' for a fix / He spent his last 80 cents on fare / He raises up and lets me get in his chair / Then I sit and take a snooze / But I still lose / 'Cause I cruise right past my stop / Had to get off and walk 15 blocks. . .
Track Name: Pissin'On Your Steps
Oooh, hoo, pissin on your steps

It's D-E-L the Funkee Homosapien to the rescue / I'm solo and threw a bolo and left two dancers back on Soul Train / And ya know Soul Train get the fat dookie stain / Now what ya gonna do with the board with no talent / Using step 1 & step 2 to keep the show valid let's have a vote and try to register our ballots / And realize a Hammer's just a mallet / Toss him like a salad cause he ain't truly gifted / Now the party's lifted by the crew Hieroglyphics / Golly Wally, not another Elvis & Priscilla / Ice is cool, but I can't stand Vanilla / Because he takes a style and tries to mock it / Ain't nothin' personal, G / But I'm kinda inta chocolate / It's all about the black / and it's like that / And I'm so laid back cause I smoked a phat sack / Plus I'm almost through & done with a whole 40-dog of Olde English 800 / Now I peep ya concept / Ya think ya got a rep? / Dance all day, while I'm pissin' on your steps.

Chorus (Repeat 4x)

Oooh, hoo, pissin' on your steps

Bridge/Cuts

No Del is not a mean fellow / Just because I wanna turn your dance shoes yellow / See I'm rather mellow / Some call it lazy / Me & myself and I ain't with the daisies / Cause I'm no goddamn flower / And every single dancer in circumference / Receives a golden shower / I'm here to insult the hip hop John Travolta / Ya think ya all that / But really you're shorter than a midget / I don't fidgit, with the ballet,

Ice Cube - Fuck a dancer

Because that's what my pals say / And brothers don't shake ya rumps / Wearin' biker shorts is like chokin' on ya nuts / Because ya might end up with a cramp or a hernia / And that's much worse, than a fine girl burnin' ya / Plus it ain't fly for you to have your behind blasted all out like a feline / See I'm givin' you advice / Make ya think twice / Cause dance groups don't last past Minute Rice / So change ya conept / Acquire some skills on the mic while I'm pissin' on your steps.

Chorus (Repeat 3x)

Oooh, hooo, pissin' on your steps

I gotta take a leak for the weak (Repeat 7x)

Cuts until song fade
Track Name: Dark Skin Girls
As simple as it sounds / Is as simple as it ought to be / Light skin girls lack the dark skin quality / Ya don't understand? / You want an explanation? / Well let D-E-L release the frustration as I see it every single day / Light skin girls ain't satisfied unless they get their way always / Plus they act stuck up / They all add up to one great big fuck up / They try to play suck up / When they want somethin' / Then always leave a brother with nothin' / Ya think ya look better cause ya skin's a little bit lighter? / You're thinkin' you're my type / Like I was a typewriter?
No, ya think ya all of that and all of this / But you ain't really shit / Without a makeup kit / See, ya might be light / But ya ugly to me / Black is beautiful / To me, that's beauty.

Chorus (Repeat 2x)

Dark skin girls are better than light skin, light skin girls ain't better than dark skin
Ice Cube - I disagree homeboy

Girl Talking...

Now lets get to the problems / And see if there's a way to solve them / Problem #1, has got to be the attitude which is usually vain, selfish and rude / Personality, with her nose stuck up / So don't try talkin' to her or walkin' with her / To class cause it's out of the question / cause you bein' dark is the wrong complexion for her, / She wish she was light, though / I mean lighter than light or as close to white as possible / But I fight to stay a brother / You see, green and dark skin sisters are the color / This don't apply to all the girls with light skin / Just the ones with their heads up their rear end / Cause if ya did, static would occur / Dark skin cuties is what I prefer / Now, look at her / Her vision is a blur / Cause contact lenses only let ya see Benzes / Plus she would fuss and cuss if I tried to talk to her / Cause I'm a man who rides the bus / I get frustrated / Well, lets say I used to / Now a dark & lovely is who I give juice to / So come on, step to Del if ya with this / This is the facts, so brothers don't forget this.

Chorus (Repeat 2x)

Dark skin girls are better than light skin, light skin girls ain't better than dark skin
Ice Cube - I disagree homeboy

Guy talking...

I can't understand you light skin wenches / Ya think ya all that cause ya have long extensions? / Your hair was natural / Now ya got played out braids / You woulda looked better with a fade / Dark skin girls are so fly, so honest, so sweet / That's the type of girl I wanna meet complete, / Not phony or a fake like you are see, Del is bolder / I tap you on the shoulder and say, 'Hey lighty could you tap that sister for me?' / But you love Mr. Loveable / So you'll just ignore me / So find another tip that you can hop upon / To get with me ya need some sun and some Coppertone / You'll take a white boyfriend before a black one / That's why Del has to stand and attack one / Next time you see a girl darker than you / No disrespect when you met her, cause the girl looked better than you.

Chorus

Dark skin girls are better than light skin, light skin girls ain't better than dark skin
Ice Cube - Nah, Nah
Dark skin girls are better than light skin, light skin girls ain't better than dark skin
Ice Cube - I disagree homeboy

Del and Ice Cube exchange
Track Name: Money For Sex
Let the buyer beware and prepare for the scare of 1991 / Yo brothers get dumb without no remorse, yo / Gas they hand and then they thrown off course, yo / I coulda told ya so / I'm no dummy / Girls out there will act funny for the money / If ya rollin' in dough, she'll treasure ya / Instead of a pager she carries a cash register / It's cool for the fool who just happens to be a crack dealer or rappin' / Back in the day it wasn't no problem / Cause it was ok, to just have a job then / But nowadays ya gotta have the status / But natives ain't goin' for the madness / Hey, they barely outta their teens / 16 and 17 year olds livin' like queens / Cause honey trips without the checks / And a - yo money trips without the sex / So next is somethin' that natives don't need headaches and heartaches / And I refuse to partake in money for sex in any form or fashion / All ya hopes and dreams I'm like smashin' / And I know otha brothas know how I feel / So you can step cause, It ain't no big deal

Chorus (Repeat 2x)

Money for sex, money for sex, ring it up

Where, oh where did the good girls go? / It seems all that's left in the Meadow is hoes / Not the kinda hoe that you use in your garden / Yes the kinda hoe that'll make your dick harden / But it's more than a dolla for a holla / And more than a thousand for a peak up her blouse / And
more than a million if ya have children / Cause nowadays girls wanna make like a killin' / So babies come in handy / And they'll just eat up your dough like candy / Give her some Brandy and let her roll around in the Benz / And she'll give up the crotch and brag to all her friends / Thinkin' they can play me like a field trip / That's why I slugged my honey dip / Cause that's more than I can stand / And I'm the man who sets it right again / Bust they in the lip and the bitch will never bite again / You ain't gettin' with my nubian brothers cause before you even hit them covers / I warned 'em / Told 'em what was up before you bitches even swarmed them / Cause they'll be next if I didn't hip my brothers to the sex / So you can try to rob and steal / But we were right on ya heels because, It ain't no big deal

Chorus

Money for sex, money for sex, ring it up
Money for sex, money for sex, ring it up
Money for sex...
Ring it up
Money for sex, money for sex...

You say crack sellers are swell fellas / Takin' you to school in his 5.0 / Like I don't know that your boyfriend is paid / Ya must’ve told me 18 times the other day / Bamboo earings and gold teeth / And I know you must be givin' up the whole piece / He's just payin' for the sex / And I know you prostitutes is playin' with the sex / So who's next? / Don't think that you can play the Homosapien / Cause I got plenty of friends that's like waiting in the trenches / And I know your intentions / You wanna be down with a rapper so you clap your thighs around my legs like a sandwich / But I'm not famished your schemes and plots are outlandish / Tan is the color of my skin / But false is the color of your grin / So you can't win this ain't no joke and honey dip / You can quote note for note and squeal like a billy goat / And tell your friends that Del is stuck up but in reality you fucked up / Now nubians ain't givin' money for the sex / And a-yo nubians ain't givin' money for the sex / You stuck out in the cold like a mole on my asshole / Cause brothers ain't givin' up another red cent for the sex / Now, don't you look foolish? / Ya gold diggin' ass looks ghoulish / Pale as a ghost cause ya post high like a man is a big wheel / Because, It ain't no big deal

Chorus

Money for sex, money for sex, ring it up
Money for sex, money for sex, ring it up

Cuts
Track Name: Ahonetwo, Ahonetwo
Ahonetwo, ahonetwo, I like it
Ahonetwo, ahonetwo, I like it
Ahonetwo, ahonetwo
I’d like to introduce myself

I'm chocolate like a bar but my name is not Roseanne / My skin has a pigment, reminiscent of a tan / I plan to grow dreads but first a nappy fro / The longer the hair the easier to scare a foe / It grows from my head until it covers up my face / People look and stare when I walk into the place / This is just a taste from the Funky Human Being / Ain't no misbehavin' ain't no use for ravin' / Surrounded by the people who would stab me in the back / My skin is really brown even though it's labeled black / Sometimes I wear a cap, and sometimes I wear bandannas / Forbidden in L.A. but I wore one in Atlanta / I chiseled up a sculpture to complement my culture / Thoughts of silly nubians is prone to give me ulcers / Hangin' with the brothers who are tribal in their ways / For this is how I like to spend my days and it pays to steal a groovy sample form the archives / Use my mental staff to eliminate aparthied / Still gather papes like my man Malcom Forbes / Ponderin' my life as I look into my orbs.

Chorus

Ahonetwo, ahonetwo, I like it
Ahonetwo, ahonetwo, I like it
Ahonetwo, ahonetwo
Ahonetwo, ahonetwo, I like it
Ahonetwo, ahonetwo, I like it
Ahonetwo, ahonetwo, I like it
Ahonetwo, ahonetwo, I like it
Ahonetwo, ahonetwo, I like it

I love the shade of green like my brother Billy Bixby / I utilize a sample that I salvaged from the 60's / Cause I'm picky / My meal must appeal to me like Morris / Far too many fraudulent opponents in the forest / I fall into the Gap when I need to purchase clothes / Easy on the fads cause the posers always pose / I suppose they will bite they'll try not to show it / I came very plain and then feelin' rather loaded /I ditched all the beads cause my needs seem to differ / Me and CM-P are like the Gil and the Skipper / He will use his clippers to give himself a fade / I give my fro a sheen with a smidgin of pomade / I laid in the shade and I greeted mixelplix / With a rhythm and a rhyme and he said that it's a twist / From the ordinary everyday continual assumption that R&B and Rap makes a winner / Guess who's comin' through for dinner / A native-like brother with the passive little style / That most certainly will smother / Suicidal rhymes with apocalyptic tunes / I will drink a seltzer while you dabble with the booze/ And giggle when I see ya liver shrivel to a prune / I'm the Funky Human Being not a monkey or a coon / Assume that the style is Funkadelic in the 90's / Del is livin' phat as I leave a foe behind me.

Ahonetwo, ahonetwo, I like it
Ahonetwo, ahonetwo, I like it
Ahonetwo, ahonetwo
Ahonetwo, ahonetwo, I like it
Ahonetwo, ahonetwo, I like it
Ahonetwo, ahonetwo, I like it
Ahonetwo, ahonetwo, I like it
Ahonetwo, ahonetwo, I like it
I like it, I like it, I like it, I like it
Track Name: Prelude
Funk
Gluteus maximus
Dreadlocks
There are eight billion stories in the sunny meadowz
This is just one of them
Track Name: Dr. Bombay
Dr. Bombay, Dr. Bombay
Yo, we got a patient in the front
that's ahhh... suffering from an oversized gluteus maximus
And she wanna know can you solve it

Mistadobalina is a jack-ass, much like a donkey / And I'ma pin the tail on the funky / Has anybody seen Del / Head swelled / Cause I get paid well, kickin much tail / Drink me a forty as I ride my rhinoceros / You don't like it? / Well you gots to kiss / Where the sun don't shine / Something like my behind / I lose a fan but I'ma be fine / Dr. Feelgood, didn't think I still could / Make funk real good / Take it then I looped it / Make you say Gloryhellastupid / The motorbooty make you shake your rump / To the brand new D-Funk / Take a chunk / Cause I'm much like a hunk to the dark skinned girls with funk in they trunk / Coming from around the way / It's Del better known as Dr. Bombay

Chorus:

Dr. Bombay
He don't stop and he don't play
Everytime I try to catch him he's always running away
(sing it, sing it, sing it)
Dr. Bombay
Could you find time and could you stay
Cause the funk is guaranteed to make my day
(It's, so, funky!!)

Large as a black woman's gluteus maximus / And the question everybody's asking us / Where'd you get your funk from / A brother named George and some 151 / So Let's Take It To the Stage you suckers / I jam, and Mistadobalina eats Smuckers / Back in the house with the crew Hieroglyphic / Now you know everything is terrific / Funk in the 1990's that's ironic / So grab you a sack of that chronic / Down with Da Lench Mob straight from the ghetto / But I'm under the sun in the meadow / Me and this Amazon sittin on my lap / Butt so big when she walk it clap / Doin the hoochie coochie in the forest / Y'all know who I am so girls sing the chorus

Chorus:

Dr. Bombay
He don't stop and he don't play
Everytime I try to catch him he's always running away
(Has anybody seen that...)
Dr. Bombay
Could you find time and could you stay
Cause the funk is guaranteed to make my day
(sing it, sing it, sing it)
Dr. Bombay
He don't stop and he don't play
Everytime I try to catch him he's always running away
(Dr. Bombay)

Watch your watch / Cause if your spouse calls / Del's gonna damn sure make a house call (hello?)/ You peeped out my drawers on your fence / I'm a dog, so you might see paw prints (woof) / (Whattup Doc?) Wait, it ain't cool to jock / Cause you're real far from a ballerina / So oooh oooh, Mistadobalina / Freeze, and get up off your knees / Everything that Dr. Bombay say / Is guaranteed to make your day / So oops upside your head / I like Club Med hangin out with the dreads / And girl if you ain't got a germ / I won't hesitate to pull out my funky worm / But if you ain't down with Delvan / Cancel your appointment and please get the hell on (see-ya!!) Cause I won't have fraudulent foes under my nose / If you won't eighty-six the clothes / Get out the way / So I can save the day / Cause I'm Dr. Bombay

Chorus:

Dr. Bombay
He don't stop and he don't play
Everytime I try to catch him he's always running away
(Peace to the Boogiemen)
Dr. Bombay
Could you find time and could you stay
Cause the funk is guaranteed to make my day
(I hate having to wait)
Dr. Bombay
He don't stop and he don't play
Everytime I try to catch him he's always running away
(D-E-L and Hieroglyphics, hahahahaha)
Dr. Bombay
Could you find time and could you stay
Cause the funk is guaranteed to make my day
Dr. Bombay
He don't stop and he don't play
Everytime I try to catch him he's always running away
Dr. Bombay
Could you find time and could you stay
Cause the funk is guaranteed to make my day
(Ice Cube and DJ Pooh)
Dr. Bombay
He don't stop and he don't play
Everytime I try to catch him he's always running away
Dr. Bombay
Dr. Bombay
Track Name: Sunny Meadowz
Yeah...I'm gonna take it light...Yeah...D-E-L in the house...funky, funky,
Funky, funky lyrics...check this out

I contemplate a rhythm with a hunch / Swing and give a punch and put a fraud out to lunch / And scrunch up your rap book pages / Eat 'em like it's licorice / Snatch your gold chains, steal your gold fronts and return 'em to the caves of the motherland / And ride a rhinoceros back to the other land / So I can show a foe who is the prototype and then go toe to toe and if the rhythm is hype / I take it on my journeys to the mystic place / So I can dis the facial value of your ballyhoo / See, my style is rather passive but I can get aggressive / Brothers get done when they try to be impressive / 'Cause I do not impress easily D-E-L is eager to be the founder of the fragrance / And watch the vagrants scatter like rats in the sewer / As we do 'em like two secret agents / In the region of the forest where the march hare dwells / I sit and write scriptures by the old wishin' well / Collect all my notes and sail a boat back to Berkeley / Tries fill my vibe 'cause my style is rather earthly / Some say it's wack but I ain't tryin' to hear it / As long as what I do contains my soul and my spirit / It's cool / I use this as a rule of thumb / I take a dip into the pool of radiance / Until the fool was done slidin' on the floor like a fat ignoramus / Ya sold 8 million but ya still don't entertain us / 'Cause you're fraudulent / I have no time for a jester go take your place beside Uncle Fester / 'Cause you are an uncle too / You are an Uncle Tom / And D-E-L and Hieroglyphics gonna drop the bomb

Under the sun, under the sun, under the sun...we gonna take it light
Under the sun, under the sun, under the sun...we gonna take it light
Under the sun, under the sun, under the sun

D-E-L, the 18 year old dwella of the meadow / It sure in the hell beats livin' in the ghetto / Things are peaceful and everything's settled / With a good night's snooze on a bed of rose petals / I wake up in the morning feelin' happy and refreshed / Before I make my journeys I must eat and get dressed / A pair of blue jeans and a shirt with greenish hues / Greener than the grass that was caught between my shoes / When I trample through the forest with my brother CM-PX / The kinky haired nubian there with a human / My hair gets notty without the proper groomin' / The whole metamorphis resembles flowers bloomin' / In the shadows / Deep within the trenches of the sea / Three years later a head of hair like a tree / 'Cause I'm a love child, follow me now children/ 'Cause I'm a love child / I love to see the children smile at my antics /Foes get frantic and nervous and panic / Even as I venture past the planet called Earth / Born from the womb of the nebula / Deeper in the meadow where my actions are irregula' / I bug out and tell my maid to take the rug out and dust it / And proceed to throw the thugs out of the pasture / As I recline on a hippo / Write the funky speech and watch my profits seem to triple and quadruple / Teachin' all the pupils proper scruples in the meadow

Chorus

Under the sun, under the sun, under the sun...we gonna take it light
Under the sun, under the sun, under the sun...we gonna take it light
Under the sun, under the sun, under the sun...we gonna take it light
Under the sun, under the sun, under the sun...we gonna take it light

Ooh Ahh
Yeah

How ya doin'?, How ya livin'?
In the meadow, in the meadow
Hey, How ya feelin'?, How ya doin'?
Hey...ah yeah
Track Name: Sleepin' On My Couch
A-yo wake up, wake up, its time to go
A-yo wake up
Wake up man
A wake up
Come on man, Damn its 2 in the afternoon, man, I’m sick of you sleeping on my couch

Get your lazy butt up off my couch, get your lazy butt out
Get your lazy butt up off...

It seems nowadays friends step to me bogus / And end up on my couch at night without notice / It's cool to have a friend over every now and then / But I gotta have my space and I don't wanna see their face / Like every single day of the week talk is cheap / You betta find yourself another place to sleep / It ain't my fault that ya moms got fed up / And now you wanna come to my crib and wet my bed up / You better find a job so you can get an apartment / And you can save your crocodile tears / Don't even start with the sob stories / I got enough from the other seven brothas in the den playin' Genesis / Damn I can't win at this / Seems like I'm gonna have to flip / And tell those other brothas that they're gonna have to skip / I've had it up to here with these lazy cats
sleepin' on my couch and I'm tired of that

Chorus

Get your lazy butt up off my couch, get your lazy butt out
Get your lazy butt up off my couch, get your lazy butt out
Dreamin on the couch with my feet up

People come to my house and kinda wonder where the squadron's at / They're not gone they're just down at the laundrymat / Because they wear the same pairs of clothing / I'm taking up crazy patience just holding my temper / I'm about to start charging rent for / Every single brother that kicked it with my mother / Eating biscuits on Saturday morning like a family / The minute they step it's like moms is crazy mad at me / 'Cause they're in my mother's room watching television / I feel like giving 'em the boot and say the hell with 'em / But if I give 'em the boot I'm not a friend though / Even though my room smells like dime bags of indo / But I can't pretend like I haven't been peepin' it / Even mom knows that my brothas been sleepin' on my couch for weeks / So your speeches fall flat / Sleepin' on my couch and I'm tired of that

Chorus

Get your lazy butt up off my couch, get your lazy butt out
Get your lazy butt up off my couch, get your lazy butt out

Maybe this was just my upbringing perhaps / But I was taught that I shouldn't take seven day naps / At other brothas' cribs like I don't have a home / Brothas on my couch so much there's like foam coming out the seams / And a pair of jeans is missing from my closet / I wonder why I even bother being friendly they're running my ass like the Indy 5000 / They went and wrinkled my mother's blouse / When they snuck downstairs for a midnight snack and ate the last slice of bread and a box of Apple Jacks / Then they hit the sack with the stereo blastin' / And even little Tyson is fed up / So I'm askin' you all to jet before I get upset / And throw each and every one of you bums out on your back / My house is a mess so step ya little pest / Who was sleepin' on my couch 'cause I'm tired of that

Chorus

Get your lazy butt up off my couch, get your lazy butt out
Get your lazy butt up off my couch, get your lazy butt out

Ay, what’s wrong with you man?
Ah man I was just (dreamin’ on the couch with my feet up)
Uh uh, it ain’t fine for you, you about to go out of the window, couch potato

Get your lazy butt up off my couch, get your lazy butt out
Get your lazy butt up off my couch, get your lazy butt out

cuts...
Track Name: Hoodz Come In Dozens
60's Frat Rock
Yet the economy was collapsing
And there's been a wave of minor bombings against Amer...
Gang violence is escalating, in such a manner I think, the
The mere violence itself has become part of, of the gang life
Part of the thrill

Yeah

Thieves in the night, stick you in the alleyway / They might cause fright / They stick you up for Bally suede shoes / And in the news and even on Geraldo / You can choose who will lose a pair of shoes (Yup!) word / The ones with the Reebok Pumps get their rumps rearranged for their change now their down in the dumps (Yup) / You sprint two yards, to sport em on the first day of school and like a fool / You went out like the worst way / They pulled out a tool, and asked you to remove them quickly / I told em not to do it and they hit me (What?) in the mouth with the nine / I thought they was like kinfolk (punk) / I never thought crime would elevate up to Twin Oaks way / But hey, everybody is a victim Hoodz come in dozens / The magic word is (stick em) When they spot you and they got you and you can't deal with’em / All because you spent two G's on your Boomin System / Loud enough for the whole block to hear / But now they caught you at the light and you're drownin in your tears (Punk you better raise your ass up out this car) (Come out the car punk 'fore your ass gets blasted) / And never was your fault that your shit was expensive / You shoulda bought a vault, and now I gotta mention that / Hoodz come in dozens / Read it in the papers / Seems like everyone caught a little vapors / You can't escape em, so don't even plan it / Gangsta Boogie fever has taken over planet Earth / Now your life is worth a pair of Jordan's? / Now I wear Vans and my fans think I'm poor / When I walk down the block, with money in my sock and shoe / I hate you Mista Gangsta, cause everyone is mocking you / Now I can't get no rest because your pests keep killing little children like their speakers are worth a million bucks / It really is a bummer / Someone tried to get me for a coat last summer (Your coat, check it in punk, hahah!) Damn / Hoodz come in dozens so watch your back cause they all on the attack / And you'll never know when they'll show up / But when they do / You better throw up your hands like a fan and surrender / Nigga don't be a pretender / You ain't the Hulk, G / Give up the cash and all the big bulky jewelry (All of it) In what, daylight?That's the plan kid / They don't even care if it's candid / Because passerbys mind they own beeswax / So they like steppin to you like yo I'll take these blacks / Give up your cash and your jewels without a argumnet / Otherwise you'll catch one between the eyes (bang!) / Don't play hero / Cause hero plus a bullet equals zero / Give up your dough and cheerio old chap / You didn't get a cap busted in your temple / See, it's just that simple / Remember that hoodz come in dozens

Ice Cube - You're goddamn right
Del - Hoodz come in dozens
Ice Cube - Like thieves in the night
Del - Hoodz come in dozens
Ice Cube - Punks runnin out of sight
Ice Cube - So gimme them motherfuckin Nike's
Track Name: Same Ol' Thing
Chrous

The same ol' thing (all over the world),
The same ol' thing (got to get 'em wit it),
The same ol' thing (MCs out there got),
The same ol' thing (so let me tell ya bout it)

MCs keep comin' with the same ol' thing /with the same ol' swing with the same ol' ending the same ol' climax / Cause many have no vertebrae / Yo, but D-E-L and HIEROGLYPHICS have to murder / A fraudulent foe real quick / And get them off of our dicks / Show the public that they ass ain't slick they lack skills / And they can only thrill ya by dance steps / I coulda iced Vanilla / But I haven't got the chance yet / But that's ok cause he was dissed on Soul Train / He got booed because his rhymes are so lame / He ain't the only one he's far from it / There's more on Earth and they're all gonna plummet / Like falling stars because a brother's in charge / I'ma stomp mud holes in they ass like they was El DeBarge / Then charge to the front of the class /Suckers everywhere like broken glass / Yo but I'ma keep troopin' through the Meadow with the fellow named X / And a pillow to sock the pussy willows / While I get dough as I grow as a rhymer / And they can keep showin' their teeth like Aunt Jemima / It's the same ol' thing...

Chorus

The same ol' thing (all over the world)
The same ol' thing (got to get 'em wit it)
The same ol' thing (MCs out there got)
The same ol' thing (and it's gettin' kinda ancient)

The same ol' thing (all over the world),
The same ol' thing (got to get 'em wit it)
The same ol' thing (MC’s out there got)
The same ol' thing

I'm in your face with force to eliminate monotonous / Braggin' & boastin' / So most will end up profitless / Cause they ain't got a foot to stand on / And I'ma leave the stage bloodier than a tampon / I can't get no rest because of gamin' little pests / Will step and try to test me with the same ol' thing / I wish it would stop but more than likely it will not / Cause too many MCs got the same ol' thing / So I change & rearange rhyme patterns / Keep ya mind scatterin' / From the solar system and I still dissed 'em / The ones with the crumbs on they lips / Talkin' about Sucka MCs that don't exist / And I get the gist so don't play me like a imbecile / Thinkin' that ya large but ya small as a thimble / Plus I get mental over funky tracks / And ya still talkin' Sucka MCs That shit is wack / If I ever dissed an MC / It was one with a name / So don't tell me he was one in the same / Because I know better / I flow better than the average Joe /I use my nubian stick to overthrow / That same ol' thing...

Chorus

The same ol' thing (all over the world)
The same ol' thing (got to get 'em wit it)
The same ol' thing (MCs out there got)
The same ol' thing (and it's gettin' kinda ancient)

The same ol' thing (all over the world),
The same ol' thing (got to get 'em wit it)
The same ol' thing (MC’s out there got)
The same ol' thing

Boogiemen Verse

MCs out there got the same ol' thing got the same ol' game and trip, some got the same ol' name / Like Rock Master This / Mighty King of that / Who died and left you the Wolfman Jack / But the Boogiemen are irregular / Spectacular, dracula / And plus we're gettin' clever / I never had the urge to ass a tag to my title / And I won't add a (rah!) or a (huh!) at the end of my recital / Hip hop hibbit I never say a rhyme like that / Cause I can take my time and give it thought / So I went and bought a pen and pad / Now I'm makin' MCs real mad / Like Young MC goin' out like Sugar Hill / Add a new beat new rhyme (huh!) / Bogus still / And even if we are in the same gang / It ain't no need for all MC’s / To have the same ol' thing...

Chorus

The same ol' thing (all over the world)
The same ol' thing (got to get 'em wit it)
The same ol' thing (MCs out there got)
The same ol' thing (and it's gettin' mighty ancient)

The same ol' thing (all over the world),
The same ol' thing (got to get 'em wit it)
The same ol' thing (MC’s out there got)
The same ol' thing

The same ol' thing (all over the world)
The same ol' thing
The same ol' thing (all over the world)
The same ol' thing
The same ol' thing (all over the world)
The same ol' thing
The same ol' thing (all over the world)
The same ol' thing
Track Name: Ya Lil' Crumbsnatchers
DJ Pooh - Ay what’s up man?
Ice Cube - What’s happenin
DJ Pooh - Is that nigga Del your cousin?
Ice Cube - Yeah man, he my cousin man. You know I be trying to have him do like some gangsta shit. He aint wit it, man. I guess he like that handkerchief hat wearing motherfucka
DJ Pooh - Yeah
Ice Cube - Yo man don’t pay no attention to him, he kinda weird, you know

DEL made a pact to be well natural / Back from the wishing well to sell actual / Funk from the fungus grown in the trench / It's getting kinda heavy so I gotta pinch an inch / And it's a sinch to let my hair grow like a plant / Eliminate the fat gold chains and the daiper pants / Trade 'em for a pair Girbauds / Never make friends with the fraudulent foes / Yes I suppose that I'm fat from the supper /Skinny from the many that try to eat plenty / Now I got to flip on a copper like a penny /Vise uh versa quench your thirst with / A swig of grapefruit juice straight from the thermos / Hock your jewels, and you can drop your tools / And make a move that can turn us in the right direction / Show your affection as I correct men / Who try to pull the wool over the third eye / Comin' fly with Mr. Greenjeans / It's a bird eye view of the Meadow / As I greet the many people that I meet with a hello / How do you do my compadre / What up Kwame? / Back to the Meadow So I can show I'm a / Smooth black brother that is gifted / And if you try to lift this / Yes I got a witness Nicknamed the Emperor / This wasn't meant for ya'. . .Ya little crumbsnatcher!

Ice Cube - See what I mean man, Damn!

I wish my brother George was here